Shadow asks:
Negaduck- What would you do if UBER-hot girl kept smiling at you? Do you have a magic cape or summit cos it always has unlimited supplies of weapons in it?
Bushroot- You are soooooooooooooo cute, why did ya go bad?
Sparky/Megavolt-Why are you so mental? Why don’t you have an enegizer bunny battery(lasts longer!)?
Liquidator-Why dya lose the girls?
Quackerjack- My sister really likes you. Will you go out with her?
Shadow.
PS, I think I love you Negaduck!!!
Re: Fangrrrrls
Negaduck: I’d kidnap her and hold her hostage. Maybe give her the honor of massaging my feet. As for my cape; I live in a world where anvils falls from the sky on a regular basis and your average idiot can survive being crushed by a steamroller. Physics can take a hike.
And of course you do, babe. All the ladies have trouble resisting my masculine charm.
Bushroot: Um, thanks! Before the Internet nobody ever called me cute, it was always “horrific” and “sweet merciful heavens what is that thing?!” It’s nice to be appreciated. I guess I went bad because there was no other way to go? I was branded evil before I even became a criminal! It’s not easy being green 🙁
Megavolt: WHY MUST YOU ALL CALL ME THAT! And why am I the only one in the group who gets a stupid nickname?! Why would bunnies be energized anyways? In my experience their soft squishy innards are not very good conductors.
Liquidator: The Sparkling Crystal Pure Flood Water ladies found it hard to stay in my company with certain… psychotic chainsaw-wielding ducks hanging around, making them fear for their lives.
Quackerjack: I dunno, Sparky gets a lil jealous when I hang out with anyone else, hee! It’s so adorable.