Princess Beezy and Beatrice asked:
Dear Future Masters Of The Universe, and by that, I do NOT mean HeMan,
I have a few statements, as well as questions. If you were to answer them, I would keep my killer cyborg restrained and she would not go on a psychotic rampage. Although I can’t help but think you would somewhat enjoy that. Without further interference, here you go;
Negaduck: How do you feel about the fanart and fanfiction that pairs you with Darkwing? I mean, I’m not famous or anything, but if that were me, I would have my lawyers sue some people. Although since you’re, you, I figure you would just bomb some of the fine folks at DeviantART or FF.net.
Liquidator: I think I see now that your evil, other than Negaduck’s, totally surpasses others on the show. I mean, you’re not eccentric or PMSing or anything, your brain is programmed like that. Also, I admire your superior ability to lie to crowds of people and have them believe you. I’m okay at it myself, but you have real talent. This is a bit off-topic, but how do you get your voice like that? Is it natural or have you had lessons in elocution?
Megavolt: You’re pretty cool. Nobody really gives you any villain credit, but you’re really cool, simply because of your originality. You aren’t a Batman Parody, you have a distinct personality and I just love how moody you can be. I just love your expressions whenever something’s going on. Is there any talent that you posses that your fans don’t know about?
Bushroot: Ah, the soft spoken member of the group. So many fangirls have you that I couldn’t count them, yet I can count all of their collective braincells with a single hand. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that they’re dumb because they like you, but so many girls go for the sensitive guy. I have a question, and feel free to get upset, but do you have Asperger’s Syndrome? Seriously, you’re a genius in your field of study, you’re shy and akward around others, you get picked on and you wig out easily. Coincidence? I’m not trying to say that anything’s wrong with you, but the evidence is too great to ignore.
Quackerjack: Miss me? Yes, it is I, your insane fangirl Beezy. Speaking of insanity, I have a question for you; in the show, it says you went insane after your company went out of business. Even if that’s true, I can’t help but suspect that you were not-quite-right even before that, or at least straddling the fence of sanity for awhile. I can’t help but think that perhaps this whole toy obsession is some way of indulging in a childhood you never really got to have. Did you ever had a bad experience as a kid? Also, as I did with everyone else, I’ll explain why you kick butt. First off, you’ve got the least amount of backstory as anyone on the show, but you make it easy to know your personality, but not in a bland way. You may be totally goofy, but you’re also resourceful and clever, incredibly intelligent and downright diabolical. I saw you on a tricycle once and thought “OMG, it’s Billy Jigsaw!” You just have hilarious facial expressions and good comedic timing. Also, I notice this; you the only baddie on the show who actually seems happy with what he does. You aren’t sad or angry or brooding, you’re natural and I respect that. Also, I like that you don’t bend to societal norms. You are your own person and I admire that.
Also, this is kind of a group question; have you ever thought of starting a boyband together? It’s a great way to get influence, AND I bet you’ll be bigger than those Jonas Pansies in no time.
Princessbeezy and Beatrice, who never showed up.
Re: The Internets
Negaduck: How do you THINK I feel?! Once Megavolt invents a way for us to jump through computer monitors, you psychotic “Darkwing x Negaduck” fans are all doomed. As for the boy band question, you really think those idiots could handle synchronized singing and dancing? I can barely get them to follow my orders during a heist!
Liquidator: Finally, someone who realizes the brilliance of the underplayed Liquidator! And my voice is 100% natural, with no additives.
Megavolt: Well, my toaster once told me that I can cook a mean goose. I can even do it in the middle of a climatic battle with Darkwing! Him being the goose, of course. Or er… is he a duck?
Bushroot: No, I’m just a regular wall flower (literally!). I never thought a few personality traits like social awkwardness could mean a full-blown disorder. It’s funny you think so many girls like the sensitive guy, because in my experience it’s the nice guys who always finish last. Sigh.
Quackerjack: Oh-hoo, why thank you! Well, everyone used to say I was always a little er… unhinged. Hee! I think they’re the ones with the problem! They just don’t know how to have any fun! That’s why I loved running a toy company, I got to play with everything I made, and I got paid for it! I don’t remember much of myself as a kid to be honest, the past is so booooring, so I forced myself to forget, hee.