Negara asks:
Dear…,
Negaduck, I am without a doubt in love with you and your evil antics. You have the darkest, most alluring voice out of everyone in St. Canard, and for some odd reason, you ARE a lot better looking than your Counterpart, DipWing Dope…. I will gladly be that woman making you a tasty -arsenic filled- sandwich in the kitchen -while I polish my guns and sharpen my daggers to go and fight do gooders anyway-.
I do, however, have a question. Why do you stay with the others if you think they’re all just losers anyway? I mean, you can take over the world without them right? What’s in that mind of yours?
Megavolt, -Evil Smirk- Negaduck wanted me to ask you, ‘What’s up, Sparky.’
Bushroot, you are just adorable. Not going to lie, but scientists scare the living day lights out of me… But you’re at the top of my favorite Duck-Plant people!!!!
Quackerjack, oh, boy. You won’t believe the freaky things I’ve read about you in the Fanfiction realm… You’re the odd/childish one… but extremely scary…
Liquidator, hm, you seem to be the con artist of this group… How about helping me sell some of my writings for an obnoxious profit?
Sincerely,
Negara Duklyn
Re: Bad Romance
Negaduck: Just fill out this handy-dandy paperwork and you can join the rest of my sandwich-making fan club. Exclusive club benefits include: Giving me foot rubs, doing my laundry and preparing all my meals. Now ain’t that a deal or what?
As for those four saps, they make for good target practice. ‘Sides, it’s traditional for all evil despots to keep around a few brainless minions.
Megavolt: Why would Negaduck ask you instead of telling me himself?! Oooh! He’s not giving me the cold shoulder again is he? Actually that wouldn’t be a bad thing– I could use the vacation… eh-heh.
Bushroot: You shouldn’t let scientists scare you, most of us just want to make the world a better place… or make a lot of money. Or I guess be like Dr. Gary and Larson and bully the rest of us. Gee, I guess we scientists do give you reason to be nervous! But, uh, thank you all the same!
Quackerjack: You should see the stories I write! Hee, Negaduck tells me: ‘don’t quit your day job ya freak’. Siiiigh. Isn’t he such a sweet talker?
Liquidator: For a limited time only The Liquidator will offer free editorial advice. That’s right! Free free free! All in exchange for 100% of the profits made from your stories! Some conditions apply. Warranty does not cover soggy manuscripts.