Courtney and Drakken asked:
Dear Future Overlords of our very existence,
Hey-ya there. We, the two said beings writing this poor excuse of a letter, are huge fans of your work. And being future demented denizens of your chaos filled world, we wish to ask some questions that have been plaguing our sleep for some time now. We wish for you to answer. (Pretty please with chunks of minced hero mallard on top?)
To the Supreme Devious Negaduck:
Courtney – Is it fun traveling from one universe to the next? Any sort of tingling sensations? (Is it like swimming through chocolate pudding?)
DrakkenWasHere – Man, you are so amazing! Did you have to sell your soul or something to Lucifer in order to be just plain awesome? Where do you buy those cool fedoras? (I need some, gosh darnnit! Although you might want to find a Miss Carmen Sandiego, and introduce her to your chainsaw. I heard she’s trying to steal your look!) But most importantly, why do you work with the other members of your team if they’re actually the Friendly Four in the Negaverse? I mean, isn’t that just another reason to hate those knobs?
To the Overly Handsome Aquatic Canine:
Courtney – WHY ARE YOU HAWT?! *dreamy sigh* Looking for any gals to hang on your liquidy arms? If so… Here’s my number! That aside… did the transformation of becoming Liquidator actually hurt?
DrakkenWasHere – *shudders* Man…My younger sister is creepy. Moving on…What exactly are your feelings towards your sapling of a criminal companion? Bussiness partners, close friends, or something…More? I don’t know, my mind tends to go back and forth between the notions. I just wish you had more episodes! Besides that, I got to admit I love your voice. It’s soothing to me.
To the Sensitive Master of all Fauna:
Courtney – Awwww, sorry for those big mean scientist messing with you. I wish I could’ve helped out with that. (But then you wouldn’t have becomed a villain…Hmm.) We should get together some time for coffee and chat.
DrakkenWasHere – Wow, sir, what an honor! I got to admit I’m a big admirer. Let’s just say you’re an inspiration to all that have been bullied by society. And I’ll admit, I am slightly envious that Doctor Rhoda Dendron is the one you fancy. (But maybe we could be friends?)
Questions! Oh yes, I nearly forgot. I notice you’re quite a whiz in chemistry. Do you also care a degree in it? I’m thinking of getting a little potted plant to liven up my room. Do you recommend anything? Something that’ll add a little color, besides my green walls?
To the Demented Toy Maker of St. Canard:
Courtney – I like BananaBrain. He’s a cool guy, just like you Quacky! That is all.
DrakkenWasHere – Ah, my favorite playmate! I love how whimsical you can be. You up for a game of hide-n-seek? I’ll admit I’m pretty good at not being found. Not it! *runs off to hide*
To Mr.BB – How does it go, Joe?
To the Ingenious Controller of Electrical Charges:
Courtney- Hi? I got nothing.
DrakkenWasHere – Howdy, Megsy-Wegsy! Huge fan of your cause. I just feel so terrible of the enslavement of those poor light bulbs. Speaking of that…How is Sparkette? Herd you rescued the dear not too long ago. They’re an old pal of mine. But I got a very important thing to say: only toasters toast toast!
Thanks for taking the time to read our nonsense!
Sending Evil (Yet Loyal) Fangirl Love,
DrakkenWasHere and Courtney
Re: Freaky Fabulous Fangirls
Negaduck:
Courtney,
More like the sensation you get after a heavy night on the town, only to wake up the next morning to find yerself naked and hanging upside from a tree…… in a tiger habitat, at the zoo.
Drakken,
Hah, I’m 100% Pure Natural Evil, baby! No soul-reaping contracts required. As for the copy-cat, let’s just say stealing from her wardrobe has proven to be a lucrative pastime for me, heh. Do you know how much a villain’s underwear go for on Ebay?
And as for those four idiot henchmen of mine, they are indeed annoying, but they have their uses… like functioning as my personal shield under gunfire. Or pushing them in front of a bus when I need to blow off some steam.
The Liquidator:
Courtney,
The Liquidator unfortunately cannot recall the memory of what happened during his transformation, but knows it has proved worthwhile in the long run!
Drakken,
A businessman never reveals his secrets! Especially joint-partnerships.
Bushroot:
Miss Courtney,
Ah, well… I can’t drink coffee, but I’d love to talk! I’ll bring along my fertilizer tea!
Miss Drakken,
Wow, I’m not used to all these fan letters! Gee, I wish the guys appreciated me this much… er, not like that. But well… you know! I wish they’d respect me a bit more!
Oh, and I was primarily a Biology major, specializing in Botany. I did dabble a bit in Chemistry though, since it was important to my experiments. As for plants, I recommend you research something that suits your environment, based on how humid and temperate it happens to be. And never forget water and sunlight!
Quackerjack:
Courtney Bo Bortney,
You hear that, Mr. B? She thinks I’m cool! (Mr.BB: Dream on, Shawn!)
Drakkey,
NOT IT EITHER! (Mr. BB: I’m doing swell, Nell! Aw… does that mean I’m It?)
Megavolt:
Courtney,
Really? I got a rash.
Drakken,
Ah, good to meet a fellow luminescent liberator! (salutes) All is well on the home front, I rescued a very timid incandescent earlier today. As for Sparkette, she hasn’t called… (sniff). Maybe I came on too fast?