April asks:
To the chainsaw wielding psychopathic homicidal maniac: *be prepared* You have scared the !@#$ outta my little sister who screams her head off every time I just show her a picture of you (thanks!) and she would like to know, “Do you like pink?” Stupid question I know.
Next Chloe wants to know where you keep your chainsaw (or does she really wanna know?), Carter wants to know if you would rather kill a million people or a group of tree huggers. I would like to know, HOW THE HOLY HECK DO YOU DO IT?!?!?! You’re awesome and the god of evil but you manage to keep your looks and be loved!
Now to the precious green plant that really needs Rhoda – What would you say if Rhoda was a plant? (she is in my fanfic and you two get kinda close) Chloe: Will you marry me, Carter: how did you turn into a plant. Me: No question, just a fact, you’re almost as cute as Negaduck =P
Ratface – Yeah, I’m speaking to you Sparky. Chloe: Where dya get the battery from, Carter: Can I borrow your ray gun to shoot my English teacher and Me: Sparky.
Insane clown that gives me the heebijeebis – Sooo Quacky… Chloe: What’s the key to true insanity? Carter: are you on crack or summit? And me: fancy lending me an exploding panda or two? I’m gonna blow our school up.
And finally, to the lovable liquid canine- Chloe: *sigh* I love you… Carter: You’re my role model, I scammed my teacher and it’s all because of you, you rock! Oh yeah, how do you steal money? Doesn’t it go soggy when you touch it? And me: When Quackerjack is hugging Sparky, will you splash them so they get electrified? Please? I’ll pay!
Chloe, Carter, Sophie and Taura Xx
Ps, to all of you, how do you like your eggs?
PPs: Me: *Kisses Neggs cheek then runs for my life*
Re: Fangirl germs
Negaduck: Yeah, you better run. Your sister has proper survival instincts, unlike all you fangirls who have deluded yourself into thinking I’ll open my arms and embrace your freaky obsession. I don’t want love. I want to be feared and respected, and maybe get one of those money bins with a diving board.
I keep my chainsaw in my pocket, where else? I’d just kill two birds with one stone (literally) and dice up a million tree huggers. Maybe cut down their precious trees for added effect.
And pink is stupid. I like my eggs fertilized. I always appreciate an extra helping of meat with my breakfast, heh.
Bushroot: Don’t let Negaduck hear you say that! Then you’ll find out where that chainsaw of his really comes from…
I’d love Rhoda no matter what form she takes *sigh* And I appreciate the offer for marriage, but I learned my lesson rushing into it the first time with my Vampire Potato fiancee. As for how I turned into it a plant, well… it was a bit of an accident caused by an experiment of mine.
As for eggs, I don’t consume them anymore, but I do like egg shells. They make great compost.
Megavolt: Lalalala I CAN’T HEAR YOU because you clearly must be referring to someone else since my name is Megavolt and not SPARKY.
Quackerjack: Hee, that Sparky is a riot. He’s plugged his ears and now he’s humming really loudly! Sure, have some pandas! It’ll be sure to create some pandamonium! Bwhehehe! Sheesh, shouldn’t you kiddos not know what drugs are or something? Hee, you ought to watch more of those D.A.R.E commercials. I like the one where all the cartoon characters come alive and fight a giant cloud of marijuana! And they say I’M insane.
And the key to true insanity is… brace yourself… BANANAFISH! Which is also how I like my eggs.
Liquidator: Ah, but credit cards and bank accounts are water resistant! Keep up the good work, I approve 100% of your young criminal lifestyle. As for my two cohorts, I’m not a masochist! Being zapped by Sparky–er, Megavolt is guaranteed to leave me a sizzling puddle.