Andy asks:
I’m new to your email but I only have a few questions for you guys.
-Negaduck: Have you ever wondered about traveling to my world? Are you and Darkwing Duck cousins?
-Megavolt: I’ve always wondered if you colud help me with my science next year.I stink at science.
-Quackerjack: I love toys myself and I hope we can be friends.I’ll even test out your new line of toys.
-Bushroot: I always thought of you as a misunderstood scientist and when I’m not busy we could hang out.
-Liquidator: Can you talk without that announcer tone?
Write back soon.
Your biggest fan,
Andy
Re: Tall order
Negaduck: If I had a portal I’d travel everywhere. Of course, I would eventually take over and enslave your entire planet. Hope ya’ll don’t mind.
HAH! Me? Related to that purple pansy? Don’t bet your life on it. Really. Don’t. I never lose a bet.
Megavolt: Oooooh, you’re not going to beat me up and hang me off the flag pole if I refuse are you? Memories of high school, flooding back…
Quackerjack: Oh-hoh! You will?! That’s great! Because I just came up with this really fantastic exploding putty, and I’m curious how many blocks it’ll take out, hee-hee!
Bushroot: A lot of people seem to think I’m misunderstood. I guess I am, in some ways… especially where my experiments are concerned. Someday the world will realize the usefulness of using photosynthesis in place of eating!
Liquidator: The Liquidator responds to this query with a likely no!…And also cannot seem to stop speaking in third person.