Jessy asks:
Dear Fearsome Five,
Negaduck – I love your voice. Hearing you utter a death threat always makes my day (as long as it’s directed at someone else, obviously). Say, what’s your favorite food? Eating puppies for da evulz does not count. By the way, you’re a huge inspiration to me. I aspire to be an engineer and I will count my life a success if I ever get around to building something with… The Switch.
Bushroot -You are so adorable, you must be drowning in fangirls. By the way, does Spike eat people? He’s totally cute, but that always worried me a little…
Megavolt – Uh… Do you do tutoring? I’d pay in currency or current, whatever you prefer.
Quackerjack – I used to have nightmares about you. I thought you’d like to hear that 😉
Liquidator- What was up with the girls you used to have around? They must have been stone cold professionals if they didn’t freak and make a run for it after your little accident. Do you keep in touch?
Re: Nightmare fuel
Negaduck: Hard Liquor. What, that ain’t a food? (cocks gun) Anyone care to argue that point? And I expect that switch will be killing plenty of do-gooders in the process, or you’ll be hearing from me.
Bushroot: Fa…fangirls? Well, maybe… As for Spike, he’s currently on a strict insect-only diet. It’s better for his cholesterol, you know?
Megavolt: I duuuuunno… I swore off tutoring after this one horrendous experience in high school helping out this Drake Mallard guy – he was a nut case!
Quackerjack: Cool beans! I have nightmares about the tooth fairy!
Liquidator: Survey says that the ladies like a solid guy with cold, hard cash. The Liquidator may no longer be solid, but his cash is still cold and hard! 100% guaranteed to ensure the ladies keep calling, especially of the Lobster variety!