Sharonna McQuack asks:
Rather than wasting everyone's time with flattery and praise (because most of you know how awesome you are and others *cough-bushroot* should be figuring it out soon enough) I'll just get right to it.
Negaduck; What would you do without Darkwing? I don't mean that in a distasteful NegaduckxDarkwing sort of fashion, but in an antithesis of polar opposites sort of way. Don't you think life would become rather boring without someone intercepting you every now and again?
Bushroot; What would you have done had you not become a mutant plant-duck? I've always been curious as to whether you would have exacted revenge as a duck the same as you did as a plant-duck? A man can only be pushed so far.
Megavolt; Why do you hate to be called Sparky so much? It seems to be a trigger word that leads you off the train of thought. Have you thought of desensitizing yourself to it?
Quackerjack; It's not a question, but I love your history and trivia dolls. Even the little reapers are cute. Perhaps, with the aid of the internet, you could pander to a wider demographic and return QuackerJack toys to the market. Something to consider.
Thank you all for your time.
Negaduck: Simple. I wouldn't raise them. I've got better things to do with my time than hang around some useless brat. Bushroot: Plants and children are alike in that respect. They need food, water, and sunlight to grow, along with plenty of TLC! But er… I think I'm getting ahead of myself. Before I can have a little sproutling of my own, I need to find a wife. Though I suppose I COULD grow myself a kid… Liquidator: The Liquidator finds it highly unlikely he'll be able to spawn the CEOs of tomorrow when his major body organs are gone like a clearance sale! Hypothetically speaking though, I'd teach the little ones how to count from one dollar to a trillion! They'd be shipped off to the finest business schools to learn the essentials of running a multi-million dollar industry. And, of course, they'd be inheriting the Bud Flood corporation! Quackerjack: Ooh, what a splendid idea! If I had a kiddie of my own, he could test-drive all my newest toys! AND I wouldn't have to pay him! Megavolt: What do you mean 'if'?! I already have thousands of luminescent children! They're the light of my life! My little sparkly warklies get the best care from Papa Megavolt, no thanks to all you ungrateful monsters! Poor wittle bubblies, forced to work endlessly just so these ungrateful monsters can see in the dark. Haven't you ever heard of child labor laws?!