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From: Moonie Cat

Moonie asks:

Negaduck – I know you’re evil, and scary, and all that, but how do you manage to scare water with a chainsaw? And- … oh. I had another question, but I seem to be so scared I’ve forgotten it.

Liquidator- Hi Liqui! Hey, I wanna know… why does Negaduck scare you with his chainsaw? You’re made of water dude. And why do you allow yourself to be tied up with a rope? Not that I’m judging you ofcorse. You’re my hero. If I had millions of dollars to spend, I’d totally buy your… er… what ARE you selling these days?

Megavolt – Are ropelights a single entity, or are they hundreds of tiny lightbulbs trapped inside a tube? I sure hope not; the poor things!

Quacker Jack – … How DO you spell your name? Is it Quackerjack or Quacker Jack? In any case, although the Fearsome Five are all great, you’re by far my personal favorite. I’m a big fan of your toys, too! Have you hugged YOUR Mr. BananaBrain today?

Bushroot – Hey Reggie! You know, if you sold autographs to your millions of fangirls you seem to have, you’d be rolling in plant food and fertilizer (literally if you wanted to) for the rest of your life. Do you think you’d give up villainy if that happened? Also, how did you make Spike? Is he a hybrid?

Thanks for your collective time!
– Moonie


Re: Feaaar us!

Negaduck: It ain’t the weapons, it’s my personality. Anyone with half their wits knows better than to mess with me.

Liquidator: A chainsaw may not be effective, but bottling the Liquidator can be a rather frightful experience! And the boss knows how to give me the worst of frightful experiences…

Megavolt: AHHHH! Why did you ask that?! Now I must find out for myself, and rescue the poor things!

Quackerjack: I spell it S-T-E-V… what, isn’t that my name? Oh well! Hee. And Mr. Banana Brain certainly reached his hug quota today. In fact, I do believe he exploded a little bit… oh well~

Bushroot: But think of all the paper that would be used! Oh, those poor trees… I get panic attacks just thinking about it. As for Spike, he was an early test subject when I was working on my photosynthesis research. I guess you could say he was an accident, but a worthwhile one! Well, except when he chews on the begonias and drags his hiney across the greenhouse floor…

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