Maya-Milli asks:
Dear Fearsome Five,
I want to ask all of you the same question:
How would you find it if a woman were on your team?
Re: Fearsome Femmes
Negaduck: Well for starters, if we had an additional person on the team, that’d make six of us. And that just ain’t gonna happen. You think I went through the trouble of creating all these F5 business cards just so they can’t be put to good use?!
Y’know, like shoving ’em up Darkwing’s backside after we pounce him at the scene of our next crime. Bahahaha!
Bushroot: I don’t know if I’d be able to pay attention to my work with a lady around. They make me a lil nervous, you know?
Megavolt: What? Like sitting on us? Sounds painful… especially if it was Ammonia Pine.
Liquidator: The Liquidator does miss his Bud Flood Pure Sparkling Crystal Water ladies… but the boss seems to have an aversion to giant bottles and lobster women!
Quackerjack: Girls have cooties 🙁