*Weapon of the moment*
Are you the kind of villiains who is disgusted and hates this lovey-doodle-icky day called Valentine’s Day?What would you think if love can be a weapon? Impossible? Not with our latest weapon: The Love Pistol.Each gun has with it 20 darts with a high strung love potion whom it made the victim falls madly in love with the very first one that one sees. Too cliche? Try to provoke a love triangle.This weapon is perfect to conquer a very rich person who will not think twice to give you all the money and valuable objects you desire to steal; perfect for the lonely bad guy and the gold digger.
Ask for your Love Pistol before Valentines Day and you’ll get for free a pack 10 of grenades to break hearts.
(Specially thanks to Bushroot for the help for making the love potion. A lovely evil plan by ~Maxime-Loonatic on deviantART)
Negaduck: A LOVE potion?! Oh HECK NO. I’ve already had my fill of love potions and it ain’t happening again! Bushbrain, you’re gonna pay for putting this on the market!
Bushroot: Eep! S…sorry boss! I didn’t know you had previous experience with love potions! Er… do you wanna talk about it?
Negaduck: Who are you, my psychiatrist?! All right doc, it’s time for some anger management featuring you as the punching bag. Stand still, this is gonna hurt reeeeal bad.