• Red Nova

      By Red Nova

      @barkybarkwoof "Oh great, another journalist. Try writing a resignation letter sometime, I'm sure it'll be a better read. But for the record, I'm all about going green, which is why I think it'd be a great idea to destroy the city. No more pollution if everybody's incinerated!"

      • Morgana Macawber

        By Morgana Macawber

        @barkybarkwoof @Malicia "I've got a big fat loud-mouthed tip for you: Malicia Macawber stuffs her bra and is engaged in a searing love affair between Comet Guy and Isis Vanderchill."

        • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

          By Queen Malicia of St. Canard

          @barakybarkwoof "Do you have an anonymous tip line? Asking for a friend..."

          • Rebarka Sterling

            By Rebarka Sterling

            "RED NOVA-GOING GREEN?? Resident bad girl Red Nova was spotted at a local grocery bringing her own reusable shopping bags. When the cashier asked her if she was concerned with the state of the environment she was reported as getting teary-eyed and saying 'Too long I've lived a life of destruction! Hug a tree!' Follow up reports state that she was later seen making her favorite bazooka into a flower pot. Reformation for reforestation! Good for your Green Nova!" @EllieScapelli