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      By Sans the Skeleduck

      "this just in, they did surgery on a raisin. please send your 'get well soon' cards and presents. no fruits please, that would be weird."

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        By Sans the Skeleduck

        "hey guys, i have a joke. here goes. what would you call bushroot in a coma? he's in a vegetative state."

        • Sans the Skeleduck

          By Sans the Skeleduck

          A picture was uploaded to the internet, depicting a tall, cheerful skeleton in a very fancy red dress holding up the camera, his arm around a blond woman in a gorgeous black dress. He'd taken it in a way that showed them both off very well. Below it...More

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            By Sans the Skeleduck

            "hey, guys, i have something important i need to confess. i'm... a sleeper agent."

            "because i always sleep."

            Eyyyy.

            • Sans the Skeleduck

              By Sans the Skeleduck

              CoolSkeleton95: "HELLO, PEOPLE OF ST CANARD! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND I WISH YOU ALL A VERY GOOD DAY! MY BROTHER AND I HAD JUST FOUND THE PERFECT HOME, SO DO COME BY FOR AN OPEN HOUSE CELEBRATION! WE SERVE SPAGHETTI, COOKED BY YOURS TRULY!...More

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                By Sans the Skeleduck

                @barkybarkwoof "MA'AM, I CAN ASSURE YOU, MY BROTHER AND I ARE VERY SOFT AND CUDDLY. NOT TERRIFYING AT ALL! AND MY SPAGHETTI IS EXPERTLY COOKED- WAIT, DID YOU SAY I LOOKED FASHIONABLE? MY SCARF IS INDEED VERY FASHION-FORWARD. THANK YOU!!"