Rebarka Sterling's wire posts

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      By Rebarka Sterling

      @DuckAvenger "Now now, those are very ugly words Mr. Duck. I only report what I've been informed of from very reputable sources and after exhaustive research. I hope you're not thinking that me and my enormous team of lawyers are spreading...More

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        @drakemallard "Gizmoduck? Love me? Well that is an interesting bit of information because I have this story I'm working on here moments away from being run that our knight in shining armor is actually head over Huffy for you Darkwing. I hope you'll...More

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          "THIS JUST IN. LOCAL HERO REJOICES AT REPORTER'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. Ladies and gentleman and all in between, I'm touched at the outpouring of support by St. Canard's lowest ranked puckerer Darkwing Duck's delight at the return of my publication....More

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            "AT DEATH'S...BORE? Strange and unusual stories abound today readers! It seems the Grim Reaper is among us and he... has a coin collection? Eyewitnesses say that the fell specter, the ultimate end, the visage who comes for us all... has decided to...More

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              "HOT HEADED HOOLIGAN HEAD OF HOTTIE'S FANCLUB? Oh goodness, readers we have got QUITE a scandalous tip in our inboxes over here at Care of the Dog. It seems the Duckburg invasion continues by sea as the infamous Lithuanian multiplujillionaire...More

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                @Malicia "Thanks babe! You know I couldn't leave you all in the dark too long. The truth must be known and the biggest truth right now is that you! Are! Gorgeous! I don't know how you do it I'm like completely totally jealous. Drinks later?"

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                  "LOCAL CONNOISSEUR ACTUALLY A CONNISNORE? Local sharp dresser and self proclaimed art aficionado Matteo Raven has been seen contemplating the complexities of an art supply store's Paint by Number selection. When approached by a retail worker to ask...More

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                    "TOUCHED BY AN ANGLE? Appearances can be deceiving my gullible guys and gals and this report proves it. Witnesses claim that local waitress and supposed sweetheart Angel McDrake is actually an extremely rude and foul mouthed truck driver named Lyle...More

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                      "LOCAL MERCENARY ACTUALLY JUST ACTOR RYAN REYNOLDS IN A DUCKSUIT? Disturbing eyewitness reports claim that The Alarmist smart mouthed renegade Duckpool might be a freakish smooth skinned being known by egghead scientists as 'human'. And not any...More

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                        "BRIGHT EYED TOT ACTUALLY LIZARD QUEEN FROM DEEP SPACE? St. Canard, we have some otherworldly news for you. I know you've come to expect nothing but the unadulterated truth from this publication and I assure you that my due diligence is being done...More