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      @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

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        MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security breaches! Our precious information and dazzling selfies are compromised! What's worse it seems that the mass...More

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          @Malicia @Negaduck ”I give it two weeks before he’s howling outside your door like a lost puppy. I mean... Super~ happy~ for you guys~”

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            "COLD HANDS WARMED BLACK HEART? READERS! My darlings! It's finally happened! The notorious heartbreaker has broken down! I repeat Negaduck is OFF THE MARKET, and has slipped into cold storage! Late last night in what was reportedly a very tearful...More

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              "ROCKER-ING THE CASH BAR. Oil tycoon and dreamboat John D (the D is for 'Dashing' certainly) Rockerduck has been reported getting dancy at the finest nightclubs the city has to offer. Witnesses claim that the magnate is magnetic on the dance floor,...More

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                "GLOM-GOLDEN-GOD? Buff Bachelor Billionare Flintheart Glomgold is melting hearts and minds with generously allowing peaks at his stunning physique. Social media outlets are being flooded with the aged like a fine wine Flinty's fine figure and we are...More

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                  DOWN TO CLOWN?! Red Nova, resident heart breaker has kicked Negs to the curb and is now jingling some new bells. And I'm not talkin' Jolly old Saint Nick! Quackerjack and Red Nova have been reportedly "teaming up" in epic fashion. "But Barky" I...More

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                    BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN! Readers! This literally just in! Two heroic heartthrobs from our darling guest columnist Malicia's tell all "Kiss List" have been seen spreading the love all over the dance floor at the nuptials of local sweethearts...More

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                      BREAKING NEWS: MALICIA MACAWBER CROWNED 'HOTTEST BABE ON THE PLANET'. WORLD MELTS INTO LOVESTRUCK OBSESSION AS THEY REALIZED HOW PERFECT AND WORTHY OF LOVE SHE IS.

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                        WHAT'S YELLOW AND BLACK AND SEEN WITH RED ALL OVER?

                        Oh my stars, listen up my little pupsicles! LOVE IS DEAD! You heard it here! Just hours after my stellar story of a villainous love affair the Sausage King himself has reportedly kicked his...More