Quackerjack's wire posts

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      @drakemallard "What? How dare you! At least I'm not the one flapping myself to the night while staring at my own glossy!"

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        @drakemallard "Good. You'd kill everyone's buzz. No wonder you're still a virgin."

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          @drakemallard "Pfft. Megavolt doesn't have ears, and it's still BIGGER."

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            @drakemallard "Because we've never seen anything so tiny before."

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              *snickers*

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                @barkybarkwoof @Sparky "Ooh, he did short-circuit that one time when I pranked him... the pillows all squirted vanilla cream and he was so mad at me! Hey, how was I supposed to know he doesn't only short out because of water? And yeah! Megsy's the...More

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                  @barkybarkwoof "Ha! I always thought Sparky was terrible in bed! He screams too much and can't even put up a decent fight and I always end up on the top! It's no fun at all! Will the batteries help him get better with pillow-fighting?"

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                    @negaduckrp :3 *boop boop boop*

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                      @negaduckrp "Boop."

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                        @Malicia) "OoooOoOOOoohhh that sounds like a great deal! Listen, what if I get you some of my best toys, and in return you lemme have a copy?"