Launchpad McQuack's wire posts

    • Launchpad McQuack

      By Launchpad McQuack

      @drakemallard ”So I don’t give off a creepy bad guy vibe? Phew. That’s a relief. Thanks, DW.”

      • Launchpad McQuack

        By Launchpad McQuack

        @Moonmom
        “Aw. Apology accepted. You don’t need to do anything to make up for jumping to conclusions, Della. Everyone does that occasionally.” Launchpad smiled. “Even me! Hehe. It’s all water under a rock now.”

        Uh, the expression is “under a...More

        • Launchpad McQuack

          By Launchpad McQuack

          @drakemallard
          “You would put me in jail?!” Gasp! That’s an even more horrifying thought! He’d never get another Hippo burger or milkshake again! Or see his friends... He blew his bill noisily.

          • Launchpad McQuack

            By Launchpad McQuack

            @Moonmom Launchpad wiped his eyes and forced a gentle smile through his grief.
            “It’s okay. I know that feeling all too well. Mr. McDee took me in when nobody else would, and I thought I was going to be fired when he wanted to buy a bunch of...More

            • Launchpad McQuack

              By Launchpad McQuack

              @drakemallard “Bu-but... If she saw something in me that seemed evil, then that must mean other people see it, too! But I’m a good guy! I-I don’t even know how to be evil. Unless you count the time I took the last half of a chocolate cake without...More

              • Launchpad McQuack

                By Launchpad McQuack

                @Moonmom Launchpad looked behind him, fully expecting Della to be pointing at someone else but when he realized the only person she could possibly be calling evil was himself, he gasped. His bill quivered and his eyes widened and glassed over. He...More

                • Launchpad McQuack

                  By Launchpad McQuack

                  @drakemallard “But... What about the honey glaze? There’s no honey in that.”

                  • Launchpad McQuack

                    By Launchpad McQuack

                    @drakemallard ”Really? You know the recipe to their secret sauce? Oh boy oh boy! Now I’m looking forward to dinner. Hehe, more so than usual.”

                    • Launchpad McQuack

                      By Launchpad McQuack

                      @DuckAvenger ”Hard work! I keep all of the vehicles in tip top shape and install upgrades. I’ve lifted weights so much, I can even pick up a jet engine all by myself now! Hehe. I used to have to wench it into place with a pulley and...More

                      • Launchpad McQuack

                        By Launchpad McQuack

                        @drakemallard “But... She asked for a greasy burger with all the fixings and few veggies. And Hamburger Hippo’s my favorite place! Jackalope’s Diner has good normal burgers if you want half a salad bar on top of it. But nobody else makes that...More