Red Nova's wire posts

    • Red Nova

      By Red Nova

      @drakemallard "You're getting worse, you do realize that? This is why creeps like Negaduck keep getting away. And they say I'M a public menace!"

      • Red Nova

        By Red Nova

        @Blackartsbeagle "Wouldn't that imply he'd have a soul to miss?"

        • Red Nova

          By Red Nova

          @DarkwingDuck "If that article's on you, I'd believe that one. I guess in order to be credible she has to get SOME details right."

          • Red Nova

            By Red Nova

            @barkybarkwoof "You'd better come up with a good story for St. Canard to remember you by, because they'll be the last words you ever leave on this planet. I'm going to strap you to a rocket and send you into deep space. I hope you enjoy the view...More

            • Red Nova

              By Red Nova

              @barkybarkwoof "By the way though, if you're looking for stories, I heard through the grapevine that a certain villain by the name of Negaduck enjoys wearing diapers in his leisure. Do with that what you will."

              • Red Nova

                By Red Nova

                @barkybarkwoof "Oh great, another journalist. Try writing a resignation letter sometime, I'm sure it'll be a better read. But for the record, I'm all about going green, which is why I think it'd be a great idea to destroy the city. No more pollution...More

                • Red Nova

                  By Red Nova

                  "Our sun is set to explode in around 4 billion years, give or take a few. Sadly, none of us will be around to see it. But you're all in luck, I just so happen to have a simulation on hand of what that would feel like. Who wants to go first? Don't be...More