Gladstone Gander's wire posts

    • Gladstone Gander

      By Gladstone Gander

      8/14 @11:59pm "Hey kiddos- if anyone needs me just uh... wait. I'm going AWOL for a solid twenty-four. For no particular reason. Just.. yeah okay. Later."

      Gladstone procedes to lay in the middle of an empty room and stare at the ceiling in...More

      • Gladstone Gander

        By Gladstone Gander

        "Tax what? Is your top hat too tight? Well, riddle me this Pince-nez Profiteer, why are YOU here? I'm going to start nodding now, because you're going to talk about *ugh*, business, I can feel it. And it may look like I'm not paying attention... but...More

        • Gladstone Gander

          By Gladstone Gander

          @Harmonizer "You got drunk?! WITHOUT ME??? Harmoniker, sweetheart, I thought we were friends and that includes drinking buddies. I expect this travesty to be righted next happy hour. Until then, two aspirin and a lot of water will see you through go...More

          • Gladstone Gander

            By Gladstone Gander

            @Negaduck @Blackartsbeagle "KawaiiNegsan, are you really going to start telling people that my weakness is retro cut high-waisted hot topic bikinis on a... if you'll excuse me Giz please shut your ears off, on a body most closely resembling...More

            • Gladstone Gander

              By Gladstone Gander

              @Harmonizer Gladstone slowly raises his hand. "I will selflessly take any cookies or brownies old Quiverwing refuses."

              • Gladstone Gander

                By Gladstone Gander

                "I love smokin' the fat thick ones."

                • Gladstone Gander

                  By Gladstone Gander

                  @ScroogeMCD "Second Story Books. It's in midtown. I can take you there if you'd like? If you're not too busy being tougher than the roughies and smarter than the dummies or... whatever. But hey you're a busy guy, if not today I'm sure she'd love...More

                  • Gladstone Gander

                    By Gladstone Gander

                    "Hey-hey-HEY! I didn't drag anyone into anything. So hush. Or I'll give her an exclusive about you." @haberdasher92 @barkybarkwoof

                    • Gladstone Gander

                      By Gladstone Gander

                      "Snake? What? No? She's a complete angel-faced, honest, little cinnamon roll and as unsnake-like as they come" He tilted his head and tapped the sidewalk beside Scrooge's foot. Seemed the old money hound had put his foot down... on a twenty dollar...More

                      • Gladstone Gander

                        By Gladstone Gander

                        From his surprisingly comfortable supine position on the sidewalk Gladstone folded his arms behind his head and lifted an eyebrow at his Uncle. "Oh I guess you don't keep up with the papers Spats McDerby, never mind then. I'm fine. And I mean my...More