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    • Negaduck

      By Negaduck

      @sans "WHO ASKED YOU BONEHEAD"

      • Sans the Skeleduck

        By Sans the Skeleduck

        @Negaduck "heh, the barber trimmed a lil' too much?"

        • Negaduck

          By Negaduck

          @Malicia "Yeah well you can count me out of this round. Go tickle some teats on your own."

          • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

            @Negaduck "Listen, the interplanetary teat-tickling tradition isn't until NEXT month. Keep up, gosh."

            • Negaduck

              By Negaduck

              @Malicia "I stand corrected, you're not off the planet. You're not even in the same solar system."

              • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                @Negaduck "Oh! Is that what that's for? I thought you were engaging in the Annual Winter Ballstice ritual to beckon forth the coming of Spring. You Normals celebrate that too don't you?"

                • Negaduck

                  By Negaduck

                  "I DO HATE YOU! I HATE ALL OF YOU! I ESPECIALLY HATE ANY CAPED MORONS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PERSONAL ICEPACK-REQUIRING INJURIES WHICH DEFINITELY DID NOT OCCUR RECENTLY!"

                  • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                    @Negaduck "Of course I'd break it, I'm not just beautiful I'm STRONG too. You really are sending mixed signals here, acting like you hate me but then showering me in such sweet nothings~ but this demonness doesn't settle down, I'm so sorry to...More

                    • Negaduck

                      By Negaduck

                      @Malicia "whdkcj that was NOT a compliment you egotistical overinflated ball of neuroses! The only FLATTENING you need is with a forty foot hammer and even then I suspect you'd break the hammer."

                      • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                        @Negaduck "Oh you. Flattery will get you everywhere."