All wire posts

    • Sans the Skeleduck

      By Sans the Skeleduck

      "hey, guys, i have something important i need to confess. i'm... a sleeper agent."

      "because i always sleep."

      Eyyyy.

      • Gladstone Gander

        By Gladstone Gander

        8/14 @11:59pm "Hey kiddos- if anyone needs me just uh... wait. I'm going AWOL for a solid twenty-four. For no particular reason. Just.. yeah okay. Later."

        Gladstone procedes to lay in the middle of an empty room and stare at the ceiling in...More

        • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

          "Sometimes I have to wonder if there's a bit of demon in his family bloodline."

          Source: The Switch
          • Richest Duck in the World

            “This just in: Bulb Tech, headed by McDuck Industries, is working together with Waddle Industries to improve cyber security and product compatibility. Changes are expected to take effect by the holiday shopping season, so take advantage of the...More

            • Mark Beaks

              By Mark Beaks

              "I will be holding a LIVE press conference to handle questions about this...security threat later this week Mrs. Sterling" @barkybarkwoof

              • Rebarka Sterling

                By Rebarka Sterling

                @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

                • Mark Beaks

                  By Mark Beaks

                  "Yes well...My security has already launched a full investigation into ms.Sterling's claims...We are confident that using the information from this attack we'll be able to prevent further ones...*under his breath* and we won't be giving mrs sterling...More

                  • Drake Mallard

                    By Drake Mallard

                    "You really need to beef up your security if a prankster can easily hack it. We have at larger hacker group that would do worse damage to you than the prankster could."

                    • Mark Beaks

                      By Mark Beaks

                      Everyone please calm down. We have corrected the issue and your private Data is totally safe. The virus was placed in our system by an unknown hacker. There is no evidence of any truly harmful side effects from this virus, and as of now it seems to...More

                      • Rebarka Sterling

                        By Rebarka Sterling

                        MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security breaches! Our precious information and dazzling selfies are compromised! What's worse it seems that the mass...More