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    • Posiduck

      By Posiduck

      @drakemallard "Portal? Oh. You mean that swirling vortex of doom? I had a quite the trip, man." In more ways than one. "First there was scary place where the sky was red and it stank to high heavens. But I made that better." Negaduck better not go...More

      • Negaduck

        By Negaduck

        --NEWSFLASH-- "Webra Walters repowrting live. Only days after the vicious vwillain Negaduck suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of a mysterious new hwero, the city is now facing another onslaught - being overrun by hundwreds of armed...More

        • Drake Mallard

          By Drake Mallard

          @Quacky "I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM?!" As his face turns red. "Argh. I hate you both."

          • Drake Mallard

            By Drake Mallard

            @darkwingpsycho "Thanks, dad. I don't know what happened. I was getting them out and next thing I know they're on me instead of the tree." Drake pouts s little as his face turned a little red from embarrassment.

            • Rebarka Sterling

              By Rebarka Sterling

              "CHILD HERO QUIVERWING QUACK ACTUALLY A MAN!? An anonymous tip has come my way that the beloved 'child' is actually just a very short middle aged man named Norman Greenbramble. Norman's family insists that they'd 'recognize him anywhere' and that...More

              • Rebarka Sterling

                By Rebarka Sterling

                "RED NOVA-GOING GREEN?? Resident bad girl Red Nova was spotted at a local grocery bringing her own reusable shopping bags. When the cashier asked her if she was concerned with the state of the environment she was reported as getting teary-eyed and...More

                • Rebarka Sterling

                  By Rebarka Sterling

                  WHAT'S YELLOW AND BLACK AND SEEN WITH RED ALL OVER?

                  Oh my stars, listen up my little pupsicles! LOVE IS DEAD! You heard it here! Just hours after my stellar story of a villainous love affair the Sausage King himself has reportedly kicked his...More

                  • Rebarka Sterling

                    By Rebarka Sterling

                    DOWN TO CLOWN?! Red Nova, resident heart breaker has kicked Negs to the curb and is now jingling some new bells. And I'm not talkin' Jolly old Saint Nick! Quackerjack and Red Nova have been reportedly "teaming up" in epic fashion. "But Barky" I...More

                    • Rebarka Sterling

                      By Rebarka Sterling

                      "COLD HANDS WARMED BLACK HEART? READERS! My darlings! It's finally happened! The notorious heartbreaker has broken down! I repeat Negaduck is OFF THE MARKET, and has slipped into cold storage! Late last night in what was reportedly a very tearful...More

                      • Sans the Skeleduck

                        By Sans the Skeleduck

                        A picture was uploaded to the internet, depicting a tall, cheerful skeleton in a very fancy red dress holding up the camera, his arm around a blond woman in a gorgeous black dress. He'd taken it in a way that showed them both off very well. Below it...More