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    • Drake Mallard

      By Drake Mallard

      @Malicia "One less evildoer to deal with." Narrows eyes. "I'm quite capable of doing a lot of things. In fact. I think it's about time I knock you down off the Public Enemy List. Permanently."

      • Trevor Mallard

        By Trevor Mallard

        @Malicia "Nevermind him. I will deal with him soon enough." Thanks for insulting me too, Drake.

        • Trevor Mallard

          By Trevor Mallard

          He comes up later with some sleepytime tea he brewed. "This will help you relax." He sets it on the night stand. "I'll deal with the dinner mess and the kids. You just relax."

          • Trevor Mallard

            By Trevor Mallard

            @DarkwingDuck "I wonder why Negaduck is still at large? Maybe if you did your job instead of strutting like a peacock, he would be caught." He snorts. "As for you, @Malicia, I'm the one they call to deal with the supernatural when they break the...More

            • Drake Mallard

              By Drake Mallard

              "I guess I have one less evildoer to deal with if one of them gets mauled."

              • Quackerjack

                By Quackerjack

                @Malicia) "OoooOoOOOoohhh that sounds like a great deal! Listen, what if I get you some of my best toys, and in return you lemme have a copy?"

                • Rebarka Sterling

                  By Rebarka Sterling

                  "ST. CANARD 'IT' GIRL MALICIA MACAWBER... HERO?! A reliable tip says she single-handedly saved a busload of legless orphans from an unexplained fire! Local drunk says 'She's the real deal.' " @Malicia

                  • Rebarka Sterling

                    By Rebarka Sterling

                    "GIZMODUCK-- VOTED NICEST SUPERHERO FIVE YEARS IN A ROW!! Our beloved wheeled wonder has wowed the world again with his upstanding devotion to peace and love. Never let it be said that I only post bad news dear readers because an angel walks among...More

                    • Rebarka Sterling

                      By Rebarka Sterling

                      "TREVOR MALLARD ACTUALLY 18TH CENTURY....FOP??? You hear it here first readers! Mr. Rough and Tough and Gruff and Stuff was actually a powdered wig wearing fancy pants in a past life, astrologers say. 'Like.... I totally looked into this witch's...More

                      • Rebarka Sterling

                        By Rebarka Sterling

                        WHAT'S YELLOW AND BLACK AND SEEN WITH RED ALL OVER?

                        Oh my stars, listen up my little pupsicles! LOVE IS DEAD! You heard it here! Just hours after my stellar story of a villainous love affair the Sausage King himself has reportedly kicked his...More