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    • Darkwing Duck

      By Darkwing Duck

      "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spyware that slows your computer. I, am Darkwiiiing Duck!"

      • Trevor Mallard

        By Trevor Mallard

        "I am one stressed out drake right now. Keeping five young children safe in this crazy city is a nightmare."

        • Trevor Mallard

          By Trevor Mallard

          "How can I remain calm and believe that?" Jabs a finger at Drake. "When most of them are your enemies." Then eyes Piper. "And she's been stealing again. I found loot while house cleaning."

          • Drake Mallard

            By Drake Mallard

            "Insomnia is beating me like the villains I fight. I'm one tired duck. Summer is not helping! Stupid heat!"

            • Drake Mallard

              By Drake Mallard

              ((I think those buildings are supposed to be the suburbs where Drake lives. But Duckburg is also across the bay. It's an odd set up.))

              • Drake Mallard

                By Drake Mallard

                "I guess you heard from Trevor that he met another Mallard who might be family. He called me earlier about meeting him."

                • Trevor Mallard

                  By Trevor Mallard

                  "What hen would go for a tubby old duck like me?" He says in amusement.

                  • Drake Mallard

                    By Drake Mallard

                    "Some big masked drake attacked me. Argh. Whoever you are. You won't be getting away, evildoer!"

                    • Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                      @trevormallard "Whatever helps you sleep at night. Frankly, I can't blame her if she does. She keeps fit while you laze about and pull the house-duck act. Talk about a libido killer."

                      • Drake Mallard

                        By Drake Mallard

                        @trevormallard "You are getting a little round in the middle. And what happened? You used to be harden and this tough hunter. Now you're a soft and cowardly house duck."