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    • Harou

      By Harou

      "My daughter is like her mother. She loves dressing up in the finest clothes and shoes. Aw."

      • Drake Mallard

        By Drake Mallard

        "I'm not telling you where my mother is."

        • Steelbeak/Steelbeak

          By Steelbeak/Steelbeak

          Your mother is on a date wit' de one and only Steelbeak. Youse fuhgot she's a woman of class! Heh, heh!

          • DarkwingPsycho

            By DarkwingPsycho

            @drakemallard Jacob: -chuckles- "I remember lights always having a mind of their own. But there was no use arguing with your mother about putting them up, so each year I fought the battle."

            • Rebarka Sterling

              By Rebarka Sterling

              "LOOSEY GOOSEY!?! NEWCOMER MOTHER GOOSE on the prowl for Prince Charming! DOESN'T CARE WHAT HOME SHE WRECKS TO DO IT. 'She snuck into my daddy's man cave and stole him away and her Gingerbread giant killed my dog' says teary eyed tot. Who will...More

              • Rebarka Sterling

                By Rebarka Sterling

                "FROM THE MAWS OF BABES! STARTLING NEWS READERS! It appears that the saccharine sweetheart NegaGosalyn Mallard has a sinister appetite! In recent months this little bubble of apparent benevolence has been bopping around our streets amassing a...More

                • Rebarka Sterling

                  By Rebarka Sterling

                  "THIS JUST IN!! FAIRYTALE FORFEIT! 'I would never date ANYONE...YUCK!" Claims Mother Goose, and yet eyewitnesses report that she's eyeing a ring for a certain special someone... who is of the female persuasion...has the illusive Black Mamba sunk her...More

                  • Rebarka Sterling

                    By Rebarka Sterling

                    "LOCAL QUACK SECRET RAGEOHOLIC?? St. Canard I hope you're ready for a grim diagnosis! Dr. Drake Mallard, self proclaimed Hiprapist (unfortunate combination of Hippie and Therapist) who so loudly proclaims his peaceful easy going method was spotted...More

                    • Rebarka Sterling

                      By Rebarka Sterling

                      "LOVE TRIANGLE?? SPY FUELED SWEETHEARTS LOVE ON THE ROCKS?? Readers love is a fickle thing! Especially in nefarious hands! Our dear enchanted enchantress Mother Goose may be cruisin' for a heart bruisin'! Sources say that in the heat of a tiff...More

                      • Richest Duck in the World

                        “Didn’t you learn a lesson the last time you embarrassed yourself in front of your mother.”