Sans the Skeleduck

"hey guys, i have a joke. here goes. what would you call bushroot in a coma? he's in a vegetative state."

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
About

hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander

      'new phone who dis? also r u okay? I think you might be Incondiments.'

      • Sans the Skeleduck
        Sans the Skeleduck

        "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

        • Gladstone Gander
          Gladstone Gander

          "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

          • Sans the Skeleduck
            Sans the Skeleduck

            "And why did the goose cross the road?"

            ...

            "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander

              "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

              ....
              ...
              "...because he didn't have the guts."

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans gestured to Faustina as she spoke, approving. "see? there's like, so many places you could take for free. no need to obsess over st canard. why do you think the good guys all win even though we have the highest crime rate on...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  "WOWIE!" Papyrus was fascinated. "WHAT A COINCIDENCE! WE'RE TWINS TOO!"  It's... not exactly obvious.  "I SEE DOUBLE DATES IN THE FUTURE FOR ALL OF US!" he announced, finger in the air.  Sans snorted and rolled his eyes. "i won't...
                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                    "a few weeks," Sans shrugged. "we've just moved here. this is my first job. " Or... one of the first. Unsure of his capabilities, but certain of his laziness, he had taken as many jobs available so he would not lose much if he was fired from any...
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      "OH, HELLO, FRIEND OF OUR NEW FRIEND! I'M PAPYRUS!" Papyrus waved cheerfully at the sudden appearance of the blonde duck. Sans seemed to stare at her for a while before easing up and waving as well.  The taller skeleton could not help noticing...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                        Sans' permanent grin seemed to widen. "yes, connor is great. oh, i'm sorry. keep forgettin' i'm new here." He walked over and offered an extended hand. No hand buzzer or whoopee cushion, but only because he already ran out. "sans. sans...
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                          "it was fun, and i was bored," he said with a shrug and a chuckle. It was an honest answer. "i simply thought you all deserved a break from all that paperwork. it's all harmless. 'sides, don't tell me none of you didn't enjoy it." The lights in...
                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            "aww, that can be pretty boring. tell you what. next time i get a mission, i'll take ya along."  Papyrus seemed to eventually come out of the anger he was overcome by, and was suddenly very aware of the danger Sans could be in without him by...
                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                              "whoa, hey," the skeleton started to back off innocently, recognising him as his prank victim. Well, one of the prank victims out of everyone in the entire building anyway. Realising Jacob was not being threatening, he relaxed and smirked...

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