Sans the Skeleduck

"this just in, they did surgery on a raisin. please send your 'get well soon' cards and presents. no fruits please, that would be weird."

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
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hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Negaduck's Biggest Stan
      Negaduck's Biggest Stan

      'new phone who dis? also r u okay? I think you might be Incondiments.'

      • Sans the Skeleduck
        Sans the Skeleduck

        "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

        • Negaduck's Biggest Stan
          Negaduck's Biggest Stan

          "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

          • Sans the Skeleduck
            Sans the Skeleduck

            "And why did the goose cross the road?"

            ...

            "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

            • Negaduck's Biggest Stan
              Negaduck's Biggest Stan

              "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

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              ...
              "...because he didn't have the guts."

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                "WOULD YOU LIKE A COMB TOO, TINY HUMAN?" he asked Una. "WATCH!"  He pinched his fingers in the air and drew it down, revealing another bone-comb, this time smaller and child sized. He then handed it to her with a smile.  "hey, paps, show...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                  Papyrus did not mind his less experienced partner. He was leading, anyway, and did his best to make sure Lexi had fun too.  "I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY EXCHANGING CURRENCY! AND I ALWAYS COUNT MY MONEY TO MAKE SURE I GIVE OUT AN EXACT...
                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                    "OH, OKAY! I HOPE IT'S HER HAPPY FACE!" Papyrus smiled at Gemini and gently put Una down. "HANG ON, YOUR HAIR IS A MESS! LET ME FIX THAT!"  He drew up a bone-shaped comb and very helpfully combed away the tangles for Gemini. Then he gave her...
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                      Papyrus rattled his bones in excitement and led Ariana in a ballroom dance. Despite his loud and hyper attitude, he seemed really good at it, and it was almost magical how his dress shimmered and swayed with every move.  "WOULD YOU LIKE TO...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        Sans started to shrug uncaringly, but one of Elliot's suggestions made him pause and grin.  "i mean, if you don't mind dressing in drag and doin' the hula... heh heh, just kidding, hang on, lemme draw up a mind map."  He tapped his bony...
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                          Heist spread his arms with a smile. "Why, orphans! Everyone in this ball had been generous in giving donations to the city's poor, lovely orphans, and this ball is thrown to show that we are very grateful!"  Sans stared at the man for a...
                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                            Happy, Papyrus lifted Una in his arms gently and nuzzled her with his bony cheek, then swung her to and fro gently. So adorable! She was so small and fluffy. He felt like a big brother!  Of course, with Sans... feeling that way wasn't very...
                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck commented on the photo Papyrus Request
                              "IS... IS THAT M-ME? AND SANS?? I'M CARRYING HIM!! THAT'S SO SWEET OF ME! I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS A GIOD BIG BROTHER! THANK YOU!" 

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