Sans the Skeleduck

A picture was uploaded to the internet, depicting a tall, cheerful skeleton in a very fancy red dress holding up the camera, his arm around a blond woman in a gorgeous black dress. He'd taken it in a way that showed them both off very well. Below it were words typed in uppercase:

SHOPPING WITH MY VERY GREAT FRIEND ARIANA!! #FRIENDSHIPGOALS #LOOKINGFABULOUS #YOUWISHYOUWEREUS #ARIANADOYOUHAVEANINSTADUCKACCOUNTPLEASEREPLYI'VEBEENLOOKINGEVERYWHEREBUTICAN'TFINDYOU

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
About

hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander

      'new phone who dis? also r u okay? I think you might be Incondiments.'

      • Sans the Skeleduck
        Sans the Skeleduck

        "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

        • Gladstone Gander
          Gladstone Gander

          "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

          • Sans the Skeleduck
            Sans the Skeleduck

            "And why did the goose cross the road?"

            ...

            "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander

              "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

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              ...
              "...because he didn't have the guts."

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans' bonelids lowered slightly.  "hmm. tempting. but no thanks."  With a ping!, the demon turned blue and the short skeleduck lazily redirected him into a wall. Hard. If he fired, Sans would easily dodge it.  "YAYYY!!" Papyrus...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire

                  A picture was uploaded to the internet, depicting a tall, cheerful skeleton in a very fancy red dress holding up the camera, his arm around a blond woman in a gorgeous black dress. He'd taken it in a way that showed them both off very well. Below it... more

                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    "TH- THAT IS VERY RUDE!" Papyrus exclaimed. "SAY, WHAT'S N-"  Whatever he wanted to ask faded into a gasp as the flames burst forth on the bones and engulfed the woman.  "AAAHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" he asked, horrified. He quickly...
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      ((OOC: imma slip right in. let me know if you want me to change anything.))  It was supposed to be an ordinary day. An ordinary day grocery shopping, eating at Hamburger Hippo's, sleeping at his job(s), toying with... whatever those new...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        Sans the Skeleduck posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                        One DrunkStone photo messaged to a contact was responded with another, of an extremely graphic photo of a hanging corpse skinned to the bone in a pool of blo- oh no it was just a chubby(??) skeleduck passed out, sleep-floating, surrounded by several...
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire

                          "hey, guys, i have something important i need to confess. i'm... a sleeper agent."

                          "because i always sleep."

                          Eyyyy.

                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                            "EXCELLENT!! I'LL BE THERE! YOU CAN'T MISS ME, I'LL BE IN A RED MOTORBIKE WITH A SIDECAR." Just then, there was a brief, quiet scuffle, and a crunch. "Bork." In the distance, Papyrys could be heard yelling, "GET BACK HERE WITH MY PHONE,...
                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                              "OF COURSE!" Papyrus exclaimed cheerfully. "WHO ELSE SHOULD I GO TO FOR THE BEST FASHION ADVICE BUT MY GREAT FRIEND ARIANA? NOW GET YOUR THINGS READY! I'LL SEE YOU IN TWENTY MINUTES!" Another voice spoke up in the background. "you don't even...

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