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Sans the Skeleduck

@Negaduck "heh, the barber trimmed a lil' too much?"

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
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hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander

      'new phone who dis? also r u okay? I think you might be Incondiments.'

      • Sans the Skeleduck
        Sans the Skeleduck

        "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

        • Gladstone Gander
          Gladstone Gander

          "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

          • Sans the Skeleduck
            Sans the Skeleduck

            "And why did the goose cross the road?"

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            "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander

              "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

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              ...
              "...because he didn't have the guts."

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                Papyrus was very confused. Surely they must have met different people! Negaduck had been nothing but sweet! And terrible at changing, but he was well meaning!  But the look on Ariana' face... and even Lexi's. Maybe they were right, or they...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire

                  @Negaduck "heh, the barber trimmed a lil' too much?"

                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                    "AH, NEGADUCK, THAT WAS HIM!" Papyrys snapped his fingers, then was both surprised and gratified to have his friends worry about him. "OH, HE WASN'T BAD, I MEAN, HE HIT ME AND SCATTERED MY BONES WITH A CONCRETE EASTER EGG AND I WAS NEARLY DOUSED IN...
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                      "WAIT, REALLY?" Papyrus looked surprised. "WELL... IN ANY CASE, I WILL SHOW YOU AGAIN FIRST BEFORE YOU APPROVE IT TO BE CHILD-FRIENDLY."  "I bet she looked fusili," Sans shot back to Faustina with a wink. "But a penne for your thoughts, how...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        ...d-did... he just draw on his map?  Sans blinked as he recognised the very commonly used sign of Beezelbub, and spat an oath.  "new plan."  He grabbed Elliot... and suddenly they were in a small hotel room. In...
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog At the Fancy-Dress Ball
                          Papyrus blinked at Lexi in confusion, but he made a note to ask Lexi again later what she meant, as he moved them towards a table.  Of course, Lexi would have to wait at the queue, or disrupt the line again to get the fruit punch, didn't she?...
                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                            "YES, IT'S A COMBAT FOCUSED FAMILIAR, AND IT'S TOO SCARY!" Papyrus insisted, like he hadn't seen one of the sisters with her face split open or fought evil demons side by side without battling an eyelid.  "faustina! merry christmas!" Sans...
                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog Not All Men ((Open RP))
                              Papyrus and Sans were having a late night snowball fight in their yard after a little argument about throwing the trash out when a strange sensation overcame them.  "DO YOU FEEL THAT, SANS?" Papyrus asked, scratching his head.  Sans,...

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