Sans the Skeleduck

CoolSkeleton95: "HELLO, PEOPLE OF ST CANARD! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND I WISH YOU ALL A VERY GOOD DAY! MY BROTHER AND I HAD JUST FOUND THE PERFECT HOME, SO DO COME BY FOR AN OPEN HOUSE CELEBRATION! WE SERVE SPAGHETTI, COOKED BY YOURS TRULY! NYEH HEH HEH!"

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: straight
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
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hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Sans the Skeleduck
      Sans the Skeleduck

      "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

      • Gladstone Gander
        Gladstone Gander

        "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

        • Sans the Skeleduck
          Sans the Skeleduck

          "And why did the goose cross the road?"

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          "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

          • Gladstone Gander
            Gladstone Gander

            "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

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            "...because he didn't have the guts."

            • Sans the Skeleduck
              Sans the Skeleduck

              "sure. i could really go for a burger right now," Sans remarked as he started herding his brother towards the direction Lexi pointed. Unlike his brother, he was very much aware that Normals did not take too kindly to seeing spooky scary skeletons.

              "SANS, THOSE THINGS ARE GREASY AND UNHEALTHY!" Papyrus complained. "BUT I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THIS 'BOUFFANT' COUSIN LEXI MENTIONED, SO I WILL COME WITH YOU," he said as he walked along with Sans and Lexi.

              He seemed to cheer up when Lexi mentioned multi cuisines. "EXCELLENT! I WOULD LOVE TO LEARN HOW TO COOK SOME OF THOSE DISHES!"

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans the Skeleduck posted on Trevor Mallard's message board
                "i thought you'd never ask!" Sans opened up his briefcase and handed the first drake a file. "i have everything right here." When Trevor opened it, however, a wind-up butterfly would spring out into his face, fluttering erratically. The...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire
                  CoolSkeleton95: "HELLO, PEOPLE OF ST CANARD! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND I WISH YOU ALL A VERY GOOD DAY! MY BROTHER AND I HAD JUST FOUND THE PERFECT HOME, SO DO COME BY FOR AN OPEN HOUSE CELEBRATION! WE SERVE SPAGHETTI, COOKED BY YOURS TRULY! NYEH HEH HEH!"
                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    Sans the Skeleduck posted on Vladimir Grizzlikoff's message board
                    "hey, don't look so grizzled all the time, chief. i think you're doing a beary good job managing shush. your enthusiasm almost brightens my day and fills me with determination. almost. fur real though, you're hilarious. heh heh. no need to fang me....
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      Sans the Skeleduck posted on Trevor Mallard's message board
                      There was a knock on Trevor and Dimitri's office door, and a short, chubby(???) skeleton in a standard SHUSH grey suit and tie sauntered in. "hey, my new colleagues! the name's sans. sans the skeleton. how's everything goin'? i'm super-naturally...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire
                        @barkybarkwoof "MA'AM, I CAN ASSURE YOU, MY BROTHER AND I ARE VERY SOFT AND CUDDLY. NOT TERRIFYING AT ALL! AND MY SPAGHETTI IS EXPERTLY COOKED- WAIT, DID YOU SAY I LOOKED FASHIONABLE? MY SCARF IS INDEED VERY FASHION-FORWARD. THANK YOU!!"
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck posted on Elliot Hudson's message board
                          Sans' grin seemed to widen. "heh. so you are saying i should... take it down a notch?" He didn't want to be helped anyway. "thanks for the tip. i gotta go. see ya around, bud," he waved and walked off.
                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck posted on Quiverwing Duck's message board
                            "well, yes, but between you and me, superheroes are a whole other kind of role-model. one might even say they break the mold. you'll be fine."
                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck posted on Agent Carol Torres's message board
                              There was a small snort of laughter, and Sans woke up. "was that fur real, or was i dreaming? you're hilarious. i like that. so, where were we?" He glanced at the forms again. Well. After that brief nap, he could now see it didn't look... good....

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