Sans the Skeleduck

"this just in, they did surgery on a raisin. please send your 'get well soon' cards and presents. no fruits please, that would be weird."

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Age: i lost count
Species: skeleduck
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: asexual
Marital Status: single and not interested
Occupation: scrooge's sentry, shush supernatural agent, hotdog vendor
About

hi guys, i'm sans. sans the skeleduck. i just moved into st canard with my brother and it's pretty hilarious so far. hope we'll get along. 

((Sans and Papyrus had recently been allowed to move out from their overprotective ghost father's mansion, and, after hearing stories from their cousin, they decided to start a new life in St Canard. Sans will try to get as many jobs as possible and sleep on 'em - pun intended - and Papyrus aspires to be a superhero and get into the Justice Ducks. It's a work-in-progress. 

This is mainly a Sans RP account, but Papyrus will be around on occasion. If you wish to speak to him, tag him @CoolSkeleton95! 

Sans and Papyrus in no way belong to me. This parody is created purely for entertainment purposes. They belong to Toby Fox.)) 

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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander

      'new phone who dis? also r u okay? I think you might be Incondiments.'

      • Sans the Skeleduck
        Sans the Skeleduck

        "you'd feather believe it, bud. eh, at least i'm not stuck with a fowl look. people will flock to a friendly face. after all, you're here now."

        • Gladstone Gander
          Gladstone Gander

          "Ha! That's very... HUMERUS. I bet you have a hard time being taken seriously, with that permanent grin on your face you can't really look very STERNum."

          • Sans the Skeleduck
            Sans the Skeleduck

            "And why did the goose cross the road?"

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            "Because he wanted to take a gander at the skeleduck on the other side."

            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander

              "Psst. Why didn't the skeleduck cross the road?"

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              ...
              "...because he didn't have the guts."

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              • Sans the Skeleduck
                Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                Sans would always make an effort to listen to you. It was at this point where he would determine whether the conversation was worth listening to or if he'd rather sleep. It was with Jacob he became very intrigued. "cool. and you've still gone...
                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  "THANK YOU, BUT I CAN MANAGE!! I WAS ABOUT TO SEND YOU AN INVITE MYSELF!" Papyrus grinned as he walked in with the mass of spaghetti. "IT WAS... GETTING A BIT LONELY. THIS IS OUR FIRST AMERICAN CHRISTMAS! ONCE I GOT YOUR TEXT, I GRABBED SANS, MY...
                  • Sans the Skeleduck
                    Papyrus watched as the caffeinated pasta sailed through the air and plopped onto the ground. Then he folded his arms. "THAT WAS VERY RUDE OF YOU! IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE COFFEEGHETTI, YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID!"  "come on, paddywhack, you don't...
                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                      Sans chuckled and shrugged. "i'm new, and curious. and you made me even more curious." He leaned towards Jacob with a wide grin. "you're hiding something, aren't you? come on, spill the beans-" did he literally have a container full of...
                      • Sans the Skeleduck
                        "THANK YOU!" Papyrus beamed at Faustina happily as he took the drink can from Gemini. "I'M SURE THAT WILL WORK JUST AS NICELY!"  "SHHHHH! I'M WORKING. SHAME ON YOU," he frowned disapprovingly at PaddyQuack as he popped open a container of...
                        • Sans the Skeleduck
                          Sans the Skeleduck commented on the blog The Bite Before Christmas (Open RP)
                          Almost just a few seconds after she sent the text, there was a flurry of excited knocking on the door. When answered, a huge mass of wet, bloody wiggling noodles greeted them. THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER. IT'S HERE. TAKE YOUR CHILDREN, TAKE YOUR...
                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck posted to the wire

                            "this just in, they did surgery on a raisin. please send your 'get well soon' cards and presents. no fruits please, that would be weird."

                            • Sans the Skeleduck
                              Sans the Skeleduck posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                              "hmm?" Sans lifted a brow at Jacob's reaction. "not something no one already learnt about, probably. i mean, i just got here. now, what do you know about the weekdayers, hmm? are you actually the last agent?" he grinned and wiggled his brows.

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