Mark Beaks

@DuckAvenger how do you think I turn a profit?

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Age: Old enough to know better
Species: Grey Parrot
Gender: Male
Marital Status: single
Occupation: Waddle CEO
About

Sup my dudes, guess whose gonna be spending some time in St Canard?! That's right, Mark Beaks, Duckburg's favorite Billionaire (Come at me Scrooge) and resident genius! (Get WRCKD GYRO!)

So, I'm gonna be in this town for a few...years, for tax evasion purposes. I currentlly run WADDLE, the largest tech company in the world! BUY MY PHONES 

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    • Rebarka Sterling
      Rebarka Sterling

      "Marky darling are you trying to BRIBE me?" She asked, sounding absolutely delighted by the idea. "You bad boy. My integrity is not so easily compromised. If you divulged any... profitable information to me on the record I am well within my rights to do whatever my sense of morality dictates. Besides unless you start talking figures... I don't know how serious you are sweetie."

      • Richest Duck in the World
        Richest Duck in the World

        “Not if it turns out to be a wild goose chase. My time is valuable and my space program and engineers’ time is expensive! And you cost me more throwing together that blasted convention as prevention to protect Gizmoduck, and helping you save your company than you’ve done for me. I’ll take a raincheck for now.”

        • Mark Beaks
          Mark Beaks

          "No Problem McDuck. This makes us even for the Gizmo-Duck thing though."

          • Richest Duck in the World
            Richest Duck in the World

            “I don’t have any tvs on the moon! As far as I know. I’m calling NASA to get to the bottom of this. Oh, and thanks, Beaks, for the heads up. You might have just made my week.”

            • Richest Duck in the World
              Richest Duck in the World

              “WHAT? Tell me more!”

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              • Mark Beaks
                Mark Beaks posted to the wire

                @DuckAvenger how do you think I turn a profit?

                • Mark Beaks
                  Mark Beaks posted to the wire

                  "Hey! So Who's hyped for the Waddle Phone 247? It has a whole 0.003% more storage space than the 246!

                  • Mark Beaks
                    Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                    "Well simple. I'll have my people rig up a 'Hero Test' for us so we can determine whose better at this." Waddle Duck takes a rather cocky and relaxed pose.
                    • Mark Beaks
                      Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                      "Oh, uh, sorry. Is Compadre ok?"  Mark smiles sarcastically "Anyway, if you can't accept you've been outmoded, why don't you prove it? Tomorrow, noon, the railroad tracks outside of town, we're gonna settle who's better" The Crowd begins to...
                      • Mark Beaks
                        Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                        "Hey, I was handling it just find before you came in here and distracted me with your whining about me being a hero now Amigo, I would of handled the bomb way sooner if you hadn't stopped me earlier." A devilish grin slips on to Waddle Ducks...
                        • Mark Beaks
                          Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                          Which is when Waddle Duck grabbed it and chucked it through the roof without a second thought. "Ok, now, where were we?" An explosion shakes the building without causing any real damage.
                          • Mark Beaks
                            Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                            He did indeed say bomb. In the middle of the room and painfully obviouslly displayed stood the ticking plot device. "We should probably handle that."
                            • Mark Beaks
                              Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                              Mark says nothing and slides Rebarka a blank check with his signature.
                              • Mark Beaks
                                Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                "Calm Down, he made me do, like, fifty simulations before he even gave me the suit...wait. Didn't these guy's have a bomb?"
                                • Mark Beaks
                                  Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                   'Hey, I just followed your advice " Mark punched a thug in the face as they ran up to him. "I built my own suit. Well, technically I had a kid named Mortimer L. Marquand build it for me in exchange for me paying his bail, but still, its...
                                  • Mark Beaks
                                    Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                                    "Hye, uh, so I realized that I name dropped f-err, Gizmoduck's secret Identity to you. Um, well, Scrooge sorta made a deal with me to save my company after your...*interesting* article on our virus attack.. How much should I pay you to mention it to...
                                    • Mark Beaks
                                      Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                      "Nope, Amigo, I wasn't there. And it's Waddle Duck...Although WonderWheel is pretty cool, mind if I use that?" Waddle Duck punched a goon running up on him as he spoke. He couldn't wait for Fenton to put two and two together...if he did.
                                      • Mark Beaks
                                        Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                        One of the thugs, strangely enough, actually started to open some of the pamphlets...Before the roof exploded and something landed in the middle of the armed thugs, filling the room with dust. "Sorry to crash the party." The dust cleared, revealing...
                                        • Mark Beaks
                                          Mark Beaks published a blog post Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                          Waddle has just released a new superhero! And it's better than GizmoDuck!
                                            • GizmoDuck
                                              GizmoDuck

                                              "Se-Settle? What? I said this isn't a competition! I would be more than happy to help train you how t-to"

                                              It was hard to concentrate when the crowd started chanting "Fight. Fight. Fight." like a pack of rabid secondary school students. 

                                              "Waddle Duck... can we please just talk about this? I don't think this is necessary." But... "...what's going to happen at the train tracks?" 

                                              • Mark Beaks
                                                Mark Beaks

                                                "Well simple. I'll have my people rig up a 'Hero Test' for us so we can determine whose better at this."

                                                Waddle Duck takes a rather cocky and relaxed pose.

                                                • GizmoDuck
                                                  GizmoDuck

                                                  "Well..." He started wearily. "I suppose a little test of heroism would be alright. Although I really must stress again that this is no way a competition. Working together is what makes the city safe. 'Sharing Might is Right!' as my hero's team up flyers say. Well alright then Waddle Duck-" he offered his hand to the disguised Beaks with a bright smile. "I will meet you there." 

                                                • Mark Beaks
                                                  Mark Beaks posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                                  "No Problem McDuck. This makes us even for the Gizmo-Duck thing though."
                                                  • Mark Beaks
                                                    Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                                    "I don't know more, I just know that a Waddle owned news broadcast was picked up by one of YOUR TVs on the moon."
                                                    • Mark Beaks
                                                      Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                                      Text from Mark Beaks "So, uh, out of question, do you have any idea why a McDuck enterprises TV would be picking up Waddle frequencies...ON THE MOON!"
                                                      • Mark Beaks
                                                        Mark Beaks posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                                        "Whoah, hey hey, I'm just as upset about this as you, the odds of my platformed being hacked are...not great."
                                                        • Mark Beaks
                                                          Mark Beaks posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                                                          Another message arrives on the Phone "Gladstone Gander, we regret to inform you that your Waddle Account has been hacked. We apologize for any inconvenience and for the photos of you drunk that have ended up online. Although, you really shouldn't...
                                                          • Mark Beaks
                                                            Mark Beaks posted on (Nega) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard's message board
                                                            "That face...Have you every considered a career as a child model."

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