Mark Beaks

"I will be holding a LIVE press conference to handle questions about this...security threat later this week Mrs. Sterling" @barkybarkwoof

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Age: Old enough to know better
Species: Grey Parrot
Gender: Male
Marital Status: single
Occupation: Waddle CEO
About

Sup my dudes, guess whose gonna be spending some time in St Canard?! That's right, Mark Beaks, Duckburg's favorite Billionaire (Come at me Scrooge) and resident genius! (Get WRCKD GYRO!)

So, I'm gonna be in this town for a few...years, for tax evasion purposes. I currentlly run WADDLE, the largest tech company in the world! BUY MY PHONES 

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    • Richest Duck in the World
      Richest Duck in the World

      “Er, by the way... You didn’t happen to let anything slip out about Gizmoduck’s identity when you were talking to that reporter, did you?” Scrooge asks in the middle of making a call.

      • Richest Duck in the World
        Richest Duck in the World

        “Hmm. I might be able to think of a way to help. For a price. How would you feel about making Waddle apps compatible with Bulb Tech products? Win win for both of us if it works out.”

        • Rebarka Sterling
          Rebarka Sterling

          "GASP! Moi? Make UP news? How dare you insult my journalistic integrity! I was reporting on a tip from a very reliable source. It was my DUTY to report it. Don't be so cranky Marky."

          • Richest Duck in the World
            Richest Duck in the World

            “Are you trying to blackmail me with illegally obtained information that might endanger my employee’s life and livlihood? I thought you were a smarter man than that, Mr. Beaks.”

            • Richest Duck in the World
              Richest Duck in the World

              “Rebarka? Oh yes. The editor of that tabloid that swore up and down that I’m not a true blue Scotsduck. I haven’t said a word to her recently, Beaks. Although I may have to look for a copy of that article you mentioned.”
              ;)

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              • Mark Beaks
                Mark Beaks posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                Another message arrives on the Phone "Gladstone Gander, we regret to inform you that your Waddle Account has been hacked. We apologize for any inconvenience and for the photos of you drunk that have ended up online. Although, you really shouldn't...
                • Mark Beaks
                  Mark Beaks posted on (Nega) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer's message board
                  "That face...Have you every considered a career as a child model."
                  • Mark Beaks
                    Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                    "Got it, monitor the web and make sure no one gets close...or else you'll do that pogo-stick cane thing on my head,"
                    • Mark Beaks
                      Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                      "Oh...Crap. This may be a problem."
                      • Mark Beaks
                        Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                        "So, to get you to help me, you need me to agree to a profitable buisness deal? Sure!"
                        • Mark Beaks
                          Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                          "well, I wouldn't suggest you come to me for any more exclusives!"
                          • Mark Beaks
                            Mark Beaks posted to the wire

                            "I will be holding a LIVE press conference to handle questions about this...security threat later this week Mrs. Sterling" @barkybarkwoof

                            • Mark Beaks
                              Mark Beaks posted to the wire

                              "Yes well...My security has already launched a full investigation into ms.Sterling's claims...We are confident that using the information from this attack we'll be able to prevent further ones...*under his breath* and we won't be giving mrs sterling... more

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