Mark Beaks

"I will be holding a LIVE press conference to handle questions about this...security threat later this week Mrs. Sterling" @barkybarkwoof

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Age: Old enough to know better
Species: Grey Parrot
Gender: Male
Marital Status: single
Occupation: Waddle CEO
About

Sup my dudes, guess whose gonna be spending some time in St Canard?! That's right, Mark Beaks, Duckburg's favorite Billionaire (Come at me Scrooge) and resident genius! (Get WRCKD GYRO!)

So, I'm gonna be in this town for a few...years, for tax evasion purposes. I currentlly run WADDLE, the largest tech company in the world! BUY MY PHONES 

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    • Rebarka Sterling
      Rebarka Sterling

      "Marky darling are you trying to BRIBE me?" She asked, sounding absolutely delighted by the idea. "You bad boy. My integrity is not so easily compromised. If you divulged any... profitable information to me on the record I am well within my rights to do whatever my sense of morality dictates. Besides unless you start talking figures... I don't know how serious you are sweetie."

      • Richest Duck in the World
        Richest Duck in the World

        “Not if it turns out to be a wild goose chase. My time is valuable and my space program and engineers’ time is expensive! And you cost me more throwing together that blasted convention as prevention to protect Gizmoduck, and helping you save your company than you’ve done for me. I’ll take a raincheck for now.”

        • Mark Beaks
          Mark Beaks

          "No Problem McDuck. This makes us even for the Gizmo-Duck thing though."

          • Richest Duck in the World
            Richest Duck in the World

            “I don’t have any tvs on the moon! As far as I know. I’m calling NASA to get to the bottom of this. Oh, and thanks, Beaks, for the heads up. You might have just made my week.”

            • Richest Duck in the World
              Richest Duck in the World

              “WHAT? Tell me more!”

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              • Mark Beaks
                Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                Which is when Waddle Duck grabbed it and chucked it through the roof without a second thought. "Ok, now, where were we?" An explosion shakes the building without causing any real damage.
                • Mark Beaks
                  Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                  He did indeed say bomb. In the middle of the room and painfully obviouslly displayed stood the ticking plot device. "We should probably handle that."
                  • Mark Beaks
                    Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                    Mark says nothing and slides Rebarka a blank check with his signature.
                    • Mark Beaks
                      Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                      "Calm Down, he made me do, like, fifty simulations before he even gave me the suit...wait. Didn't these guy's have a bomb?"
                      • Mark Beaks
                        Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                         'Hey, I just followed your advice " Mark punched a thug in the face as they ran up to him. "I built my own suit. Well, technically I had a kid named Mortimer L. Marquand build it for me in exchange for me paying his bail, but still, its...
                        • Mark Beaks
                          Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                          "Hye, uh, so I realized that I name dropped f-err, Gizmoduck's secret Identity to you. Um, well, Scrooge sorta made a deal with me to save my company after your...*interesting* article on our virus attack.. How much should I pay you to mention it to...
                          • Mark Beaks
                            Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                            "Nope, Amigo, I wasn't there. And it's Waddle Duck...Although WonderWheel is pretty cool, mind if I use that?" Waddle Duck punched a goon running up on him as he spoke. He couldn't wait for Fenton to put two and two together...if he did.
                            • Mark Beaks
                              Mark Beaks commented on the blog Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                              One of the thugs, strangely enough, actually started to open some of the pamphlets...Before the roof exploded and something landed in the middle of the armed thugs, filling the room with dust. "Sorry to crash the party." The dust cleared, revealing...
                              • Mark Beaks
                                Mark Beaks published a blog post Waddle Duck (Reserved RP)
                                Waddle has just released a new superhero! And it's better than GizmoDuck!
                                  • Mark Beaks
                                    Mark Beaks

                                    He did indeed say bomb. In the middle of the room and painfully obviouslly displayed stood the ticking plot device.

                                    "We should probably handle that."

                                    • GizmoDuck
                                      GizmoDuck

                                      "Jumping Jehoshaphat!"

                                      Gizmoduck raced forward grabbing the obvious bomb.  Should he diffuse it? Just throw it as hard as he could into the air? I mean there was a very nice ornamental glass ceiling in this bank it'd be a shame to... NO TIME TO APPRECIATE ARCHITECTURE. Giz wound up his throwing arm, preparing to chuck the bomb into the stratosphere. 

                                      • Mark Beaks
                                        Mark Beaks

                                        Which is when Waddle Duck grabbed it and chucked it through the roof without a second thought.

                                        "Ok, now, where were we?"

                                        An explosion shakes the building without causing any real damage.

                                      • Mark Beaks
                                        Mark Beaks posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                        "No Problem McDuck. This makes us even for the Gizmo-Duck thing though."
                                        • Mark Beaks
                                          Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                          "I don't know more, I just know that a Waddle owned news broadcast was picked up by one of YOUR TVs on the moon."
                                          • Mark Beaks
                                            Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                            Text from Mark Beaks "So, uh, out of question, do you have any idea why a McDuck enterprises TV would be picking up Waddle frequencies...ON THE MOON!"
                                            • Mark Beaks
                                              Mark Beaks posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                              "Whoah, hey hey, I'm just as upset about this as you, the odds of my platformed being hacked are...not great."
                                              • Mark Beaks
                                                Mark Beaks posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                                                Another message arrives on the Phone "Gladstone Gander, we regret to inform you that your Waddle Account has been hacked. We apologize for any inconvenience and for the photos of you drunk that have ended up online. Although, you really shouldn't...
                                                • Mark Beaks
                                                  Mark Beaks posted on (Nega) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard's message board
                                                  "That face...Have you every considered a career as a child model."
                                                  • Mark Beaks
                                                    Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                                    "Got it, monitor the web and make sure no one gets close...or else you'll do that pogo-stick cane thing on my head,"
                                                    • Mark Beaks
                                                      Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                                      "Oh...Crap. This may be a problem."
                                                      • Mark Beaks
                                                        Mark Beaks posted on Richest Duck in the World's message board
                                                        "So, to get you to help me, you need me to agree to a profitable buisness deal? Sure!"
                                                        • Mark Beaks
                                                          Mark Beaks posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                                                          "well, I wouldn't suggest you come to me for any more exclusives!"
                                                          • Mark Beaks
                                                            Mark Beaks posted to the wire

                                                            "I will be holding a LIVE press conference to handle questions about this...security threat later this week Mrs. Sterling" @barkybarkwoof

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