Megavolt

Species: Rat-weasel-dog ...thing
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: It's complicated
Occupation: Mad engineer, electronics-rights activist, and Public Enemy #3
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Come on, you read my profile in Supervillain Quarterly, right? So beat it, I'm busy!

 

[Art courtesy of Dirk Grundy]

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    • Negaduck
      Negaduck

      "What kind of leader would I be if I didn't recognise our mutual interests?"

      A less manipulative one, perhaps.

      "How about we rip down the current strings of lights, replace them with strings of people and you-" Appropriate zap zap gesture. "Light them up?"

      Hah, puns on mass electrocution. If that wasn't in the holiday spirit what was.

      As if brutality for brutality's sake wasn't enough of a drawcard, he added a little sweetener,

      "Will make them think twice about it next year..."

      Those poor little bulbs. You could nearly hear the layers of non-existent pity.

      • Crimson Cowl
        Crimson Cowl

        "Hey, mister Megavolt!" A young Duckling in a red suit has somehow found your Oh-So-Inconspicous lair

        "Can you do me a favor and hit me with a lightening bolt?"

        • Megavolt
          Megavolt

          Megavolt covers the light bulb with one hand, hissing, "Shhhh! Stop it! You're scaring her." He pets the bulb soothingly. "Don't listen to the bad man," he coos.

          When Negaduck puts his arm around him, Megavolt cringes. Negaduck has just the right hook, though, so he listens. He narrows his eyes. "Yyyyyeah," he says, guarded. "What do YOU care?"

          • Negaduck
            Negaduck

            "It's that time of year again." The time of year Negaduck discovered mistletoe did not involve launching severed digits on missles.

            "You know what that means - toys slaving away for the entertainment of spoiled brats, hundreds of Christmas lights burning themselves out for the sake of -urgh - festivities, electric cookware constantly getting grilled."

            An arm around the rat's shoulders. The buddy routine, oh no. Even more disconcerting than the whallop with a bat routine.

            "You want to put a stop to that, don't you?"

            • Megavolt
              Megavolt

              Megavolt is minding his own business, perfectly innocently freeing an antique spiral-filament light bulb from a display case. Okay, sure, there's some screaming and people are running away in a panic, but that's not his fault! ...It's a little bit his fault. They deserve it for keeping such a beautiful creature in captivity.

              When that dreaded growl rumbles behind him, he screeches and nearly--NEARLY--fumbles the bulb. He manages to catch it and whips around to face Negaduck, cradling the light bulb to his skinny chest. "W-what do you want!"

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                Megavolt posted on Megavolt's message board
                Megavolt covers the light bulb with one hand, hissing, "Shhhh! Stop it! You're scaring her." He pets the bulb soothingly. "Don't listen to the bad man," he coos. When Negaduck puts his arm around him, Megavolt cringes. Negaduck has just the right...
                • Megavolt
                  Megavolt posted on Megavolt's message board
                  Megavolt is minding his own business, perfectly innocently freeing an antique spiral-filament light bulb from a display case. Okay, sure, there's some screaming and people are running away in a panic, but that's not his fault! ...It's a little bit...

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