Mother Goose

@Negaduck , @icequeenkitty, @QuiverwingDuck, @DarkwingDuck
incoming txt message from MG, (with attached picture Ariana in a corset)
*do we match~?*

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Age: early 30s
Species: Goose
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Villainess (current), Librarian (former)
About

Once Upon a Time, there was a happy little librarian- until that HORRID GIRL came along and RUINED EVERYTHING…

Or to put it another way, Gosalyn’s usual brand of high-energy antics in the library-doing everything possible to avoid doing her homework- drove the poor librarian insane. Building forts out of the books, climbing the shelves, snacking in the story circle, playing sports indoors- Briar S. Grimm could deal with- until one unlucky puck-shot buried Briar in fairy tales and she finally snapped. Reinventing herself as Mother Goose, she decided that from now on, she would make the world act more like her favorite stories and create her own Happily Ever After.

Mother Goose is a fairytale-and-fantasy-book themed witch. Stay on her sweet side~

Message board

    • Negaduck
      Negaduck

      This was somehow preferable to wearing his archenemy's colours.

      "Part of the internet is going to go nuts over this..." grumbled as he inspected the new get up. Dang it why wouldn't it come off? Adult proof pins?

      What distracted him from the involuntary costume change, however, was the sight of the arrows in his hands. Or more specifically, the blackness creeping through them from where his touch had tainted them.

      Now Negaduck was more of a magic abuser than user but he could put two and three together.

      Grabbing a bow from behind his back, took aim at a random mook across the busy street - thanks Feliciana - and fired, only to be promptly met with a cloud of cursing the likes of which had never been printed.

      "Well," grinning at the goose. "Looks like this is going to be a happy Valentine's Day after all."

      • Mother Goose
        Mother Goose

        "Purple would be super-cute on you, but noooope, these beauties are pure pink~"

        The pinkest pink, the searing kind of bright fluorescent pigment banned for exactly one person in the world.

        At least, they were for now.

        The cutesty, heart tipped arrows would be no match for nega-brand corruption.

        "Cupid's actual arrow!" the goose explained excitedly. "Self-replicating, very powerful, very rare magic-"

        She handed it over to Negaduck to examine and- wait why was the goose wearing gloves, oh NO, it must be contact magic-

        *poof*

        hope Negaduck enjoyed having tiny cherubic wings and an even tinier diaper. At least it was black..?

        • Negaduck
          Negaduck

          "As long as they don't have any purple puff pellets hanging off them..."

          Bitter grumbles aside, mid-con was not the time to get caught up in thoughts of all-consuming vengeance.

          "Why, boppet, what've you got for me?"

          Worst case he could sell whatever it was on D Bay and get himself that combine harvester drink stand combo he had always wanted.

          • Mother Goose
            Mother Goose

            Maybe that niceness secretly still festered deep within Negaduck, waiting for just the right moment to spew outward... and there was nothing more spew-inducing than Valentine's Day!

            "Eeeeee, I'd LOVE to!"

            But how to do it...

            "Hmm, Kewpie-doll, how do you feel arrows...?"

            • Negaduck
              Negaduck

              Ah heck, was it that time of year already? No wonder he had been feeling queasy. And here he had been assuming it was gastro from licking one too many unwashed turrets.

              "Actually I was hoping to find a way to commemorate the occasion, spread the love, you know."

              Preferably in a way that involved spreading bullets rather than Broadway hits.

              "Care to join?"

            Activity

              • Mother Goose
                Mother Goose commented on the blog Heads Will Roll
                AwwwwwwwWWWWwwwWwwwWw, the poor little psychopomp-!!! Briar would have reassured him, totally, but due to maniacal gourd, instead she shrieked, yanking the vulture towards her. They hit dirt just in time. "P-p-pumpkin!" Briar explained, letting go...
                • Mother Goose
                  Mother Goose commented on the blog Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
                  "Yeah?" Did Ariana not like to be an accessory to felonies? Was this something she should have asked beforehand? What a social blunder! "It's ok," Mother Goose soothed her anxious friend. "It's like stealing from pirates! Double negative, totally...
                  • Mother Goose
                    Mother Goose commented on the blog If You Give a Bird a Bicky...
                     It was a very Lilly thing to do, which is why Briar both dearly loved her friend and wanted to murder her a little bit. This was absolutely! Not! Safe! Could she please get out of the stabbing range? Why are you LIKE THIS??! Maybe it was for...
                    • Mother Goose
                      Mother Goose commented on the blog Luck, Stalk, and Two Smoking Barrels
                      Was that the true price of ladies night, fending off lowlife barflies? Yes. And also, challenge accepted. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey-" Was that- it? Really? Wow, the bar is low at this club. Or the alcohol posioning was really kicking in if he thought...
                      • Mother Goose
                        Mother Goose posted on Mother Goose's message board
                        "Purple would be super-cute on you, but noooope, these beauties are pure pink~" The pinkest pink, the searing kind of bright fluorescent pigment banned for exactly one person in the world. At least, they were for now. The cutesty, heart...
                        • Mother Goose
                          Mother Goose commented on the blog Heads Will Roll
                          "You don't smell that bad-" Outside. With a light breeze. Surrounded by the much better and stronger smell of burning pumpkins and hay and untended apple-ciders... Briar turned a frantic eye towards the raven. Steven, help. Steven. Help, Steven,...
                          • Mother Goose
                            Mother Goose posted on Mother Goose's message board
                            Maybe that niceness secretly still festered deep within Negaduck, waiting for just the right moment to spew outward... and there was nothing more spew-inducing than Valentine's Day! "Eeeeee, I'd LOVE to!" But how to do it... "Hmm,...
                            • Mother Goose
                              Mother Goose commented on the blog Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
                              "I can't think of a more fool-proof plan," the goose said guilelessly, as Negaduck brutalized the art of carpentry. She kissed Imp on the head, instructing the creature to get that pretty, shiny phone for mommy before dropping him through the broken...

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