Mother Goose

@Negaduck , @icequeenkitty, @QuiverwingDuck, @DarkwingDuck
incoming txt message from MG, (with attached picture Ariana in a corset)
*do we match~?*

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Age: early 30s
Species: Goose
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Villainess (current), Librarian (former)
About

Once Upon a Time, there was a happy little librarian- until that HORRID GIRL came along and RUINED EVERYTHING…

Or to put it another way, Gosalyn’s usual brand of high-energy antics in the library-doing everything possible to avoid doing her homework- drove the poor librarian insane. Building forts out of the books, climbing the shelves, snacking in the story circle, playing sports indoors- Briar S. Grimm could deal with- until one unlucky puck-shot buried Briar in fairy tales and she finally snapped. Reinventing herself as Mother Goose, she decided that from now on, she would make the world act more like her favorite stories and create her own Happily Ever After.

Mother Goose is a fairytale-and-fantasy-book themed witch. Stay on her sweet side~

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    • Negaduck
      Negaduck

      This was somehow preferable to wearing his archenemy's colours.

      "Part of the internet is going to go nuts over this..." grumbled as he inspected the new get up. Dang it why wouldn't it come off? Adult proof pins?

      What distracted him from the involuntary costume change, however, was the sight of the arrows in his hands. Or more specifically, the blackness creeping through them from where his touch had tainted them.

      Now Negaduck was more of a magic abuser than user but he could put two and three together.

      Grabbing a bow from behind his back, took aim at a random mook across the busy street - thanks Feliciana - and fired, only to be promptly met with a cloud of cursing the likes of which had never been printed.

      "Well," grinning at the goose. "Looks like this is going to be a happy Valentine's Day after all."

      • Mother Goose
        Mother Goose

        "Purple would be super-cute on you, but noooope, these beauties are pure pink~"

        The pinkest pink, the searing kind of bright fluorescent pigment banned for exactly one person in the world.

        At least, they were for now.

        The cutesty, heart tipped arrows would be no match for nega-brand corruption.

        "Cupid's actual arrow!" the goose explained excitedly. "Self-replicating, very powerful, very rare magic-"

        She handed it over to Negaduck to examine and- wait why was the goose wearing gloves, oh NO, it must be contact magic-

        *poof*

        hope Negaduck enjoyed having tiny cherubic wings and an even tinier diaper. At least it was black..?

        • Negaduck
          Negaduck

          "As long as they don't have any purple puff pellets hanging off them..."

          Bitter grumbles aside, mid-con was not the time to get caught up in thoughts of all-consuming vengeance.

          "Why, boppet, what've you got for me?"

          Worst case he could sell whatever it was on D Bay and get himself that combine harvester drink stand combo he had always wanted.

          • Mother Goose
            Mother Goose

            Maybe that niceness secretly still festered deep within Negaduck, waiting for just the right moment to spew outward... and there was nothing more spew-inducing than Valentine's Day!

            "Eeeeee, I'd LOVE to!"

            But how to do it...

            "Hmm, Kewpie-doll, how do you feel arrows...?"

            • Negaduck
              Negaduck

              Ah heck, was it that time of year already? No wonder he had been feeling queasy. And here he had been assuming it was gastro from licking one too many unwashed turrets.

              "Actually I was hoping to find a way to commemorate the occasion, spread the love, you know."

              Preferably in a way that involved spreading bullets rather than Broadway hits.

              "Care to join?"

            Activity

              • Mother Goose
                Mother Goose commented on the photo Say Criminal!
                I love everything about this~
                • Mother Goose
                  Mother Goose commented on the blog Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
                  “Ariiiiiiii-“ Mother Goose whined from the skylight. “What are you doing-“ Was she supposed to join her on the ground floor with Negaduck? Was that the new plan? She waved cautiously at Negaduck just to be on the safe...
                  • Mother Goose
                    Mother Goose commented on the blog Heads Will Roll
                     Oooh! A hood! With lace!!! How had she not noticed that? It was so pretty that MG almost missed Steven’s snide comment. Almost. “A stinky dead crow would really sell the Lady Death image- how about a volunteer?” she...
                    • Mother Goose
                      Mother Goose commented on the blog Off to Mouseyland!
                       That made a certain kind of sense, a tech-heavy hero like Gizmoduck should know his way around a (for once a non-literal) firewall. “Aww, he’s such a noble soul, isn’t he?” she sighed happily, imagining the two boys...
                      • Mother Goose
                        Mother Goose commented on the blog Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
                        "Na na na, nana na na- p'THBthhhhh!" Imp said mockingly, blowing a raspberry in Negaduck's direction. Pausing to taunt the duck mid-chase was a mistake, however, since it allowed him to land his strike with the lasso. Uh-oh. Imp twirled around,...
                        • Mother Goose
                          Mother Goose commented on the blog Heads Will Roll
                          Those would have been badass, intimidating scars on anyone but Vio. Despite the stomach-churning fear-deathly stench, on Vio, they just made him look soft and sad, like a little hurt puppy-dog. "Awwww, you poor thing!" MG said, sweeping him up into...
                          • Mother Goose
                            Mother Goose voted on the poll Teleporting Ship
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                            • Mother Goose
                              Mother Goose commented on the blog Heads Will Roll
                              Vio, you sweet man. How did that foul-mouthed raven attach himself to you. "Well, you do have the eyepatch already..." Bog damn it! Death specifically said not to mention his eye! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER. "I mean you have lovely eyes- eye!"

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