Mother Goose

OOC: Leaving for a week at Disneyyyy! replies might be slow

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Age: early 30s
Species: Goose
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Villainess (current), Librarian (former)
About

Once Upon a Time, there was a happy little librarian- until that HORRID GIRL came along and RUINED EVERYTHING…

Or to put it another way, Gosalyn’s usual brand of high-energy antics in the library-doing everything possible to avoid doing her homework- drove the poor librarian insane. Building forts out of the books, climbing the shelves, snacking in the story circle, playing sports indoors- Briar S. Grimm could deal with- until one unlucky puck-shot buried Briar in fairy tales and she finally snapped. Reinventing herself as Mother Goose, she decided that from now on, she would make the world act more like her favorite stories and create her own Happily Ever After.

Mother Goose is a fairytale-and-fantasy-book themed witch. Stay on her sweet side~

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    • Negaduck
      Negaduck

      Everybody was outshown by the Mallard of Magnetism, the Terror of Enticement. It was just a fact of life.

      Particularly when your life was, well, like that.

      Negaduck had ceased subtly attempting to peel out of the overly familiar embrace of the goose to sneer at the Fellow from the Bush.

      "That's the best you've got?"

      The saying wasn't TVs are a girl's best friend, although in this day and age perhaps it should have been.

      "Alright toots, you can join this reject in Losertown, or come get your bling-" Slash stab. "On. Your call."

      As if it wasn't the criminal equivalent of drinking poutine out of a can versus a five star buffet.

      • Just Quackerjack
        Just Quackerjack

        "Well- I-" Softjack was at a standstill for a second, not used to being challenged. "Even if you would enjoy, ahem, less ladylike activities, I'd be content with something a bit more..." he fished for a word, "sophisticated? A nice dinner or -- oh, I did have a little tv-station-hijacking in mind, if you reeeally want that sort of thing." he winced. Technically, he was going to do the rewire-every-tv-in-the-city-to-play-50s-shows plan next week, but he didn't want to be outshown by nasty Negaduck of all people.

        • Mother Goose
          Mother Goose

          Two gorgeous mallards, both interested in forming a relationship seemingly out of the blue? It was her lucky day!

          Although... Negaduck had a point, she was a very smart and capable villainess! She didn't NEED the approval of some BOY- that was merely a pleasant bonus.

          "Yeah, Hotpants!" She put her arms around Negaduck, leaning over his hat to talk to Softie. "...Besides, I don't hear you offering up any better activities~"

          Are there better activities? She will ditch for better offers.

          • Negaduck
            Negaduck

            The nickname probably would've been let slide thanks to her criminal enthusiasm, when something sprung out onto the sidewalk.

            "'Helpless'?" How kind of Softjack to give him such easy ammo. "What, you think because she's a woman she can't decide whether or not to get some action with the city's handsomest Most Wanted? Do you have any idea how intelligent and capable she is?"

            Granted, neither did he, that was exactly what this little scouting mission was for.

            "If she feels like a little stabbing-" Of any persuasion. "That's damn well up to her, not figurine-fondling freak lurking in bushes!"

            • Just Quackerjack
              Just Quackerjack

              Suddenly, out of the bushes that were most definitely nearby, a telltale jingling of bells signaled the entrance of Softjack.

              "You bad, bad man, picking on a helpless lady like that!" he looked at Negaduck and pouted, wagging a finger and clutching Mr. Bananna Brain tightly with his other arm. Although he was chiding Negaduck, his tone sounded unnervingly gentle, as if he were reprimanding a little child. "And suggesting she do such awful things, too!"

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              • Mother Goose
                Mother Goose posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                "Gladdy~?" (polite soft knock-knock) "Gladdy~ are you iiiiin?" (more annoyed knock-knock-knock) "GLADSTONE GANDER I CAN SEE YOU-" (knock-bang-BANG) "GET OFF THE FloO~OOOOR~ You promised to be my slave for a day, remember?"...
                • Mother Goose
                  Mother Goose posted to the wire

                  OOC: Leaving for a week at Disneyyyy! replies might be slow

                  • Mother Goose
                    Mother Goose commented on the photo Ariana Corset
                    MG did the right thing... look how beautiful she is! <3
                    • Mother Goose
                      Mother Goose joined the group OOC Discussion Area
                      • Mother Goose
                        Mother Goose commented on the blog Off to Mouseyland!
                        "Absolutely!" Briar said, buying the prints. "Sometimes two or three cameras!" Maybe it was the adrenaline talking, but this was the happiest she'd ever seen Drake. And Gos was looking so cute and ruffled, it was all Briar could do to stop herself...
                        • Mother Goose
                          Mother Goose commented on the blog Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun
                          Aww, Ariana was such a sweetie! "I'm so glad I didn't behead you~!" the goose giggled. "A bit over-protective, my parents," Briar hummed. "And, yes you could, you'd- oh wait you're right you can't." Mother Goose took the corset back, switching...
                          • Mother Goose
                            Mother Goose posted on Mother Goose's message board
                            Two gorgeous mallards, both interested in forming a relationship seemingly out of the blue? It was her lucky day! Although... Negaduck had a point, she was a very smart and capable villainess! She didn't NEED the approval of some BOY- that was...
                            • Mother Goose
                              Mother Goose commented on the blog If You Give a Bird a Bicky...
                              "Gladdy..." Briar said, voice thick with emotion. They were... best... friends? First chance she got, she was making them all matching friendship bracelets. The fancy kind, with multiple colors! And wish beads! No, wait, Gladstone wasn't supposed...

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