Ma Beagle

Age: A lady never tells
Species: Canine
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Widowed
Occupation: Stay in Bed Mom
About

An attractive widowed mother of 36, looking for love and companionship.  Smokers need not apply.  This is not the same Ma Beagle involved in theft, fraud, racketeering, armed robbery, attempted murder, attempted frau, coercion, tax evasion, pickpocketing, bear baiting, impersonating a federal agent, general indecency, specific indecency, hoverboard theft, chess fraud, laughing and snorting, pug smuggling, criticising George RR Martin, not getting baseball, (The rest of this account profile is dedicated to various crimes she has not been accused though

(*Note Mother of 36 Children... not age 36)

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    • Ma Beagle
      Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
      Not many fellas like a mom with kids. Even if she has her stuff together. Its so refreshing to talk honestly.
      • Ma Beagle
        Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
        "Dangit this phone doesn't have a camera" She said "I have one with my son Babyface. It was at his birthday." She said "I am too shy with the papers and the internet always chasing after me for all those old jerks I dated." "I like to print and...
        • Ma Beagle
          Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
          "I came into money, you would say. Family money" She typed coyily. She was a canine of excellent taste. "Say you wouldn't mind... sending me a new picture. I don't trust anything I don't see with my own two eyes." She wondered how long...
          • Ma Beagle
            Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
            You have to be careful. This is millionaire's dating web site. Lots of awful people out there. Oh it all worked out. It would have to wouldn't it. After all Bad Luck only happens to bad people... You just have to be patient." How come you on...
            • Ma Beagle
              Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
              One time a feller one of them internet fellas, fell for a nice young lady in this here site on the chat room. They met after chatting for 'bout a week. They went to the park and BAM. He was hit by a sleeping dart between the eyes. She stole is...
              • Ma Beagle
                Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                I used to say Mother of 36. And people assumed I was 36. There are a lot of shady liars on this site. Most them have their own means. They are enterprising youngsters. I have the best children there are. I wouldn't trade'em for love or money"
                • Ma Beagle
                  Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                  "HotMama123: An old Lamborghini? You probably garnered a pretty penny and a quarter and a dollar soon. I guess that its important to downsize and simplify when you are a high functioning individual. My boy is a car mechanic." In the depths of...
                  • Ma Beagle
                    Ma Beagle posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                    @MaBeagle I read your profile. I just love a feller behind the wheel of a Lambo? Is that a real sports Car? Or you just baby sitting it fer your boss?

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