Derpface Dork

Species: Duck
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: na
Marital Status: single
Occupation: Professional Jerk
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Launchpad McQuack never knew there was a whole other parallel universe. He ran away from home at a young age from an abusive home, surviving the nearly post apocalyptic and dangerous Negaverse on his own to become a fierce criminal, doing freelance goon work for some of the worlds most evil men.
When crossing Negaduck and seeing how evil he was, Launchpad decided to work for him.
Meanspirited, mischievous, co-dependant and clingy Launchpad might look and fight like a fearsome hell beast, but really he is a bit of a twerp and a coward.

He is a bit used to following the whims of an evil genius (He worked for Scrooge McDuck) but used to a life of violence in the Negaverse where life is cheap. But he's dependant on Negaduck for praise. He has a black brutal sense of humor. And loves more then anything to trick people and destroy stuff for no reason.
Negaduck put him in charge of the day to day care of the Negaverse's Gosalyn. Launchpad is certain because Negaduck trusts him with an important mission, but really so Gosalyn won't cling to his leg. Launchpad is a bit clingy himself.
 Launchpad is very attached to Gosalyn as a result. First as a way to impress Negaduck, but later develops an reluctant affection for her.  He had a hard childhood so he is determined to make sure that Gosalyn grows up big strong and evil.  This is failing in every way.  As his Gosalyn is sweet,cute and bad at evildoing. Launchpad thinks she is just misguided trying to boost her confidence for evildoing.  He covers for Gosalyn saying she commits crimes she didn't. Launchpad is like a helicopter parent who does his kids school projects for them to get all A's. Considering how good Gosalyn is Launchpad is very patient.
He is a terrible Babysitter,forgetting where Gosalyn is, putting her in danger and generally giving her terrible life advice.  He is also pretty easy to trick, especially as he is out of his home world.

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      Derpface Dork commented on the blog Trouble Brewing
      Launchpad McQuack was not a fragile being.  And he woke up from his tasering And Staggered to his feet pulled the bits of the murder pit out of his shoulder and was prepared to beat Quiverwing again until he realized he was...
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        Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
        Launchpad sighed "oh sweet Christmas yes. Yes.  Well never mind then" He was glad. The thing had fallen apart. And not Quiverwing was dead. He was Afriad the spikes wouldn't work.  He normally wouldn't speak when Negaduck told him not...
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          Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
          Launchpad gasped "wait a minute "Negaduck.  I didn't know that you needed to put him in there.  I thought that we were going to kick his ass as a family..." Negaduck had told him to make a death trap to hold Gosalyn. I mean he always had...
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            Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
            Launchpad was a bit turned around.  He knew that about a third of the spikes were fake.  But he'd have to keep up appearences.  "okay. let me set it up again. I want to make sure that it is extra deadly." to every outside observer he...
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              Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
              Launchpad looked actually hurt at that"Not worth it... Not worth it she says." He said  "Don't you be ridiculous Gosalyn.  He is a piece of garbage and you..."He gave her a soft look.To imply that a thousand Darkwing Duck wouldn't be...
              • Derpface Dork
                Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
                Launchpad could not get the glitter out of his hair"All right Romeo don't move."That was mysterious and uncalled for. But Launchpad was confused and drowsy and glittery so you had to forgive him.Launchpad had him at gun point.  But it wasn't a...
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                  Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
                  Launchpad seeing his opponent was felled sat down and slumped in a heap. panting"Negaduck...  you saved me....  after.... only 12 mintues."He was breathing heavily "Of that guy... kicking my face"  He said "Good old..." He...
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                    Derpface Dork commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
                    Launchpad was punched in the face by a uppercut.  He staggered back and still refused to fall.  It was hard to imagine him staying on his feet.  But even now he wobbled"OUCH!"  He said.  The little duck had a punch.  He...

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