Rebarka Sterling

@markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

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Age: In dog years? Oh ho ho~ Darling! I'll never tell <3
Species: Pomeranian
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: The truth may shock you!
Marital Status: Check back next issue for my tell all!
Occupation: Journalist, owner and main writer of 'Care of the Dog', Calisota's most respected news source.
About

Gossip aficionado Rebarka Sterling is always after the HOTTEST scoops, the DISHIEST Draaaaaaaaaama~, and the most SCANDALOUS romances for her blog turned tabloid magazine.

Even if she has to make them up.

Not that she would.  Perish the thought.

 

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    • Rebarka Sterling

      By Rebarka Sterling

      @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

      • Rebarka Sterling

        By Rebarka Sterling

        MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security...More

        • Rebarka Sterling

          By Rebarka Sterling

          @Malicia @Negaduck ”I give it two weeks before he’s howling outside your door like a lost puppy. I mean... Super~ happy~ for you guys~”

          • Rebarka Sterling

            By Rebarka Sterling

            "COLD HANDS WARMED BLACK HEART? READERS! My darlings! It's finally happened! The notorious heartbreaker has broken down! I repeat Negaduck...More

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            • Mark Beaks
              Mark Beaks

              Mark says nothing and slides Rebarka a blank check with his signature.

              • Mark Beaks
                Mark Beaks

                "Hye, uh, so I realized that I name dropped f-err, Gizmoduck's secret Identity to you. Um, well, Scrooge sorta made a deal with me to save my company after your...*interesting* article on our virus attack.. How much should I pay you to mention it to no one, I am a one percenter after all.

                • Mark Beaks
                  Mark Beaks

                  "well, I wouldn't suggest you come to me for any more exclusives!"

                  • Mark Beaks
                    Mark Beaks

                    "REBARKA! WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE UP A SECURITY LEAK TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM FINDING OUT WHO GIZMODUCK IS!"

                    • Mark Beaks
                      Mark Beaks

                      "Oh, so Scroogey wants to play Hardball does he? FINE! Lets play hardball. Type up your editorial, By tommorow every Waddle Phone on the planet will let everyone know that Gizmoduck is Scrooge's accountant Fenton Crackshell.

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                      • Rebarka Sterling
                        Rebarka Sterling commented on the photo BFFs 5 Ever
                        "Squaaad gooals! looove yooou you sexy witch ~ <3"
                        • Rebarka Sterling
                          Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                          "Marky darling are you trying to BRIBE me?" She asked, sounding absolutely delighted by the idea. "You bad boy. My integrity is not so easily compromised. If you divulged any... profitable information to me on the record I am well within my...
                          • Rebarka Sterling
                            Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                            "GASP! Moi? Make UP news? How dare you insult my journalistic integrity! I was reporting on a tip from a very reliable source. It was my DUTY to report it. Don't be so cranky Marky."
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                              Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                              @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

                              • Rebarka Sterling
                                Rebarka Sterling commented on the photo Miss Rebarka
                                "THIS JUST IN! TALENTED CHILD CULT LEADER DELIVERS ADORABILITY!" ♥
                                • Rebarka Sterling
                                  Rebarka Sterling posted on Queen Malicia of St. Canard's message board
                                  "Psst. Psst. Malicia darling, down here." Came a voice from somewhere between ankle and midcalf. "...do you want to know who Gizzzzzzzzzzmoduck really issss?"
                                  • Rebarka Sterling
                                    Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                    MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security breaches! Our precious information and dazzling selfies are compromised! What's worse it seems that the mass... more

                                    • Rebarka Sterling
                                      Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                      To her credit Rebarka didn't so much as bat an exquisite eyelash when the rich young parrot dropped the name right in her doggie bag. "....yeeeess. I think I will, thank you for your time Mr. Beaks but I really must go work on that... editorial."

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