Rebarka Sterling

@markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

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Age: In dog years? Oh ho ho~ Darling! I'll never tell <3
Species: Pomeranian
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: The truth may shock you!
Marital Status: Check back next issue for my tell all!
Occupation: Journalist, owner and main writer of 'Care of the Dog', Calisota's most respected news source.
About

Gossip aficionado Rebarka Sterling is always after the HOTTEST scoops, the DISHIEST Draaaaaaaaaama~, and the most SCANDALOUS romances for her blog turned tabloid magazine.

Even if she has to make them up.

Not that she would.  Perish the thought.

 

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    • Rebarka Sterling

      By Rebarka Sterling

      @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

      • Rebarka Sterling

        By Rebarka Sterling

        MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security...More

        • Rebarka Sterling

          By Rebarka Sterling

          @Malicia @Negaduck ”I give it two weeks before he’s howling outside your door like a lost puppy. I mean... Super~ happy~ for you guys~”

          • Rebarka Sterling

            By Rebarka Sterling

            "COLD HANDS WARMED BLACK HEART? READERS! My darlings! It's finally happened! The notorious heartbreaker has broken down! I repeat Negaduck...More

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            • Mark Beaks
              Mark Beaks

              "well, I wouldn't suggest you come to me for any more exclusives!"

              • Mark Beaks
                Mark Beaks

                "REBARKA! WHAT THE HELL! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE UP A SECURITY LEAK TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM FINDING OUT WHO GIZMODUCK IS!"

                • Mark Beaks
                  Mark Beaks

                  "Oh, so Scroogey wants to play Hardball does he? FINE! Lets play hardball. Type up your editorial, By tommorow every Waddle Phone on the planet will let everyone know that Gizmoduck is Scrooge's accountant Fenton Crackshell.

                  • Agent Carol Torres
                    Agent Carol Torres

                    “Ooh, fancy that. Perfect timing, then. I’ll be sure to pick up that issue,” Carol replied.

                    And since she was close to Launchpad’s height, it was quite a reach for her to shake the proffered paw. She made sure she wouldn’t bump into anyone first before she bent over to exchange pleasantries.

                    “Yes, Ma’am.”

                    How could you even see my face when my muzzle probably looks a mile long to you from down there? I’ll tip my chin so you can see my eyes at least, since I am a courteous civil servant. Why you picked me to besmirch with your tabloids, I may never know but I can be nice, you see.

                    “Pleased to meet you.”

                    • Rebarka Sterling
                      Rebarka Sterling

                      The tiny pom, as troublesome as she was, was nothing but smiles and fluffed up her fuzzy cheeks primly.

                      "Why thank you darling! I do take pride in my appearance so kind of you to notice! I'm actually doing a write up for my beauty regiment for my next publication worth every penny believe you me. And correct me if I'm wrong but you're the dazzling Ms. Torres? What an absolute delight to meet you!" She offered her hand, (give paw... giiiiive paw. shake! good girl!) which the collie would have to bend to reach... she was a very tiny dog.

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                      • Rebarka Sterling
                        Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                        "GASP! Moi? Make UP news? How dare you insult my journalistic integrity! I was reporting on a tip from a very reliable source. It was my DUTY to report it. Don't be so cranky Marky."
                        • Rebarka Sterling
                          Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                          @markbeaks "That sounds like something a computer virus would say. Check your captchas sweethearts!"

                          • Rebarka Sterling
                            Rebarka Sterling commented on the photo Miss Rebarka
                            "THIS JUST IN! TALENTED CHILD CULT LEADER DELIVERS ADORABILITY!" ♥
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                              Rebarka Sterling posted on Queen Malicia of St. Canard's message board
                              "Psst. Psst. Malicia darling, down here." Came a voice from somewhere between ankle and midcalf. "...do you want to know who Gizzzzzzzzzzmoduck really issss?"
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                                Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                MARK BEAKS... LEAKS? Readers it's with some shock and personal outrage that reports are coming in from Waddle's legal team about security breaches! Our precious information and dazzling selfies are compromised! What's worse it seems that the mass... more

                                • Rebarka Sterling
                                  Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                  To her credit Rebarka didn't so much as bat an exquisite eyelash when the rich young parrot dropped the name right in her doggie bag. "....yeeeess. I think I will, thank you for your time Mr. Beaks but I really must go work on that... editorial."
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                                    Rebarka Sterling posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                                    The tiny pom, as troublesome as she was, was nothing but smiles and fluffed up her fuzzy cheeks primly. "Why thank you darling! I do take pride in my appearance so kind of you to notice! I'm actually doing a write up for my beauty regiment for...
                                    • Rebarka Sterling
                                      Rebarka Sterling posted on Mark Beaks's message board
                                      "Oooh~ Markypoo~! I don't know if you saw what killjoy McDuck is trying to do. He's pulled together Gizmoduck convention to throw shade on your... probably completely legitimate reason for exposing the hero's identity. I know the public darling,...

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