Rebarka Sterling

DOWN TO CLOWN?! Red Nova, resident heart breaker has kicked Negs to the curb and is now jingling some new bells. And I'm not talkin' Jolly old Saint Nick! Quackerjack and Red Nova have been reportedly "teaming up" in epic fashion. "But Barky" I hear you say reader. "Aren't they just doing criminal things?" Well inquisitive reader... I'll say. Yes what they are doing is criminal in most states and provinces. And what's worse is it seems they're trying to rope Quiverwing Duck in to their clown car too. RESIST DARLING QUIVERWING RESIST. More on Nova's Red Reign of Romance as it unravels. @EllieScapelli @thefanficfanpony

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Age: In dog years? Oh ho ho~ Darling! I'll never tell <3
Species: Pomeranian
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: The truth may shock you!
Marital Status: Check back next issue for my tell all!
Occupation: Journalist, owner and main writer of 'Care of the Dog', Calisota's most respected news source.
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Gossip aficionado Rebarka Sterling is always after the HOTTEST scoops, the DISHIEST Draaaaaaaaaama~, and the most SCANDALOUS romances for her blog turned tabloid magazine.

Even if she has to make them up.

Not that she would.  Perish the thought.

 

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    • Rebarka Sterling
      By Rebarka Sterling
      DOWN TO CLOWN?! Red Nova, resident heart breaker has kicked Negs to the curb and is now jingling some new bells. And I'm not talkin' Jolly old Saint Nick! Quackerjack and Red Nova have been reportedly "teaming up" in epic fashion. "But Barky" I hear you say reader. "Aren't they just doing criminal things?" Well inquisitive reader... I'll say. Yes what they are doing is criminal in most states and provinces. And what's worse is it seems they're trying to rope Quiverwing Duck in to their clown car too. RESIST DARLING QUIVERWING RESIST. More on Nova's Red Reign of Romance as it unravels. @EllieScapelli @thefanficfanpony
      • Rebarka Sterling
        By Rebarka Sterling
        BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN! Readers! This literally just in! Two heroic heartthrobs from our darling guest columnist Malicia's tell all "Kiss List" have been seen spreading the love all over the dance floor at the nuptials of local sweethearts Hamburger Hippo founder Helga Halfton and her snappy young better half Ally Gator, chairman of the St. Canard ballet. It wasn't only the ballerinas in attendance curling their toes dear readers and I've got the pictures to prove it. Quiverwing Duck was full on fletching with a courtly young blonde straight from the Magic Kingdom proving you must be at least THIS tall to ride this hunk's coaster. And Gizmoduck was showing off a bit of his hardware on very lucky young lady who seemed to have forgotten to wear a dress. Dressing gowns are a different thing sweet pea! I hope dear Giz's antivirus software is up to date! High resolution pictures are available on all our 'Care of the Dog' store on our website! @quiverwingduck @haberdasher92 @darkwingpsycho @malicia
        • Rebarka Sterling
          By Rebarka Sterling
          BREAKING NEWS: MALICIA MACAWBER CROWNED 'HOTTEST BABE ON THE PLANET'. WORLD MELTS INTO LOVESTRUCK OBSESSION AS THEY REALIZED HOW PERFECT AND WORTHY OF LOVE SHE IS.
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            By Rebarka Sterling
            WHAT'S YELLOW AND BLACK AND SEEN WITH RED ALL OVER? Oh my stars, listen up my little pupsicles! LOVE IS DEAD! You heard it here! Just hours after my stellar story of a villainous love affair the Sausage King himself has reportedly kicked his black magic woman into the volcano on which she lives for a younger feister firebrand... our very own RED NOVA. In a scandalous turn of events Nova has fallen for the bad boy toy head over greneade launcher. When asked by concerned citizens at her latest bank robbery why she'd shack up with that shotgun rack she reportedly got misty eyed and retold of how he wooed her. "Gosh it was so sweet. He just,wow, totally nailed it. He hand knitted a scarf that had 'will you go out with me?' knitted into it, and he even brought me butterscotch mint cupcakes to 'sweeten the deal'." Goodness gracious readers, who knew he was such a softy And while I can't condone the jumping from flower to flower from this busy little bee. I do wish them all the happiness of arson and armed robbery combined. @Negaduck @EllieScapelli

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              DOWN TO CLOWN?! Red Nova, resident heart breaker has kicked Negs to the curb and is now jingling some new bells. And I'm not talkin' Jolly old Saint Nick! Quackerjack and Red Nova have been reportedly "teaming up" in epic fashion. "But Barky" I hear you say reader. "Aren't they just doing criminal things?" Well inquisitive reader... I'll say. Yes what they are doing is criminal in most states and provinces. And what's worse is it seems they're trying to rope Quiverwing Duck in to their clown car too. RESIST DARLING QUIVERWING RESIST. More on Nova's Red Reign of Romance as it unravels. @EllieScapelli @thefanficfanpony
              • Rebarka Sterling
                Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                BLONDES DO HAVE MORE FUN! Readers! This literally just in! Two heroic heartthrobs from our darling guest columnist Malicia's tell all "Kiss List" have been seen spreading the love all over the dance floor at the nuptials of local sweethearts Hamburger Hippo founder Helga Halfton and her snappy young better half Ally Gator, chairman of the St. Canard ballet. It wasn't only the ballerinas in attendance curling their toes dear readers and I've got the pictures to prove it. Quiverwing Duck was full on fletching with a courtly young blonde straight from the Magic Kingdom proving you must be at least THIS tall to ride this hunk's coaster. And Gizmoduck was showing off a bit of his hardware on very lucky young lady who seemed to have forgotten to wear a dress. Dressing gowns are a different thing sweet pea! I hope dear Giz's antivirus software is up to date! High resolution pictures are available on all our 'Care of the Dog' store on our website! @quiverwingduck @haberdasher92 @darkwingpsycho @malicia
                • Rebarka Sterling
                  Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                  BREAKING NEWS: MALICIA MACAWBER CROWNED 'HOTTEST BABE ON THE PLANET'. WORLD MELTS INTO LOVESTRUCK OBSESSION AS THEY REALIZED HOW PERFECT AND WORTHY OF LOVE SHE IS.
                  • Rebarka Sterling
                    Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                    WHAT'S YELLOW AND BLACK AND SEEN WITH RED ALL OVER? Oh my stars, listen up my little pupsicles! LOVE IS DEAD! You heard it here! Just hours after my stellar story of a villainous love affair the Sausage King himself has reportedly kicked his black magic woman into the volcano on which she lives for a younger feister firebrand... our very own RED NOVA. In a scandalous turn of events Nova has fallen for the bad boy toy head over greneade launcher. When asked by concerned citizens at her latest bank robbery why she'd shack up with that shotgun rack she reportedly got misty eyed and retold of how he wooed her. "Gosh it was so sweet. He just,wow, totally nailed it. He hand knitted a scarf that had 'will you go out with me?' knitted into it, and he even brought me butterscotch mint cupcakes to 'sweeten the deal'." Goodness gracious readers, who knew he was such a softy And while I can't condone the jumping from flower to flower from this busy little bee. I do wish them all the happiness of arson and armed robbery combined. @Negaduck @EllieScapelli
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                      Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                      PAWDON ME BOY, IS THAT THE CHATTANOOGA CHEW SHOES? She's at it again! That rabid rascal from SHUSH Carol Torres has been caught chomping on Choos at the designer's newly opened retail store. Torres was reported as asking a clerk if they had the new, limited edition, Mail Man Leg patterned pumps in her size and as soon as they went to fetch them this bad dog bit the bodacious bootie off the display and promptly hid under the closest table chewing merrily. When associates tried to approach her she allegedly released a low growl and bared her teeth. It reportedly took five bacon strips, three squeaky toys, and a good few blasts from a spray bottle to retrieve the ruined shoe. SHUSH and Director Hooter herself have declined all comment. But be warned my dears, keep your Louboutin's under lock and key should Ms. Torres come a'sniffing. @Carol
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                        Rebarka Sterling created a new photo album Gallery of Gorgeousness
                        Don't I look fab darlings??
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                          Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                          UPDATE: NECROMANCER’S WEAKNESS REVEALED! Turns out the way to fight evil....IS WITH EVILER! In a shocking bout of petty betrayal former bottom feeder hero turned candy thief Darkwing Duck has announced his sinister sidekick can be defeated (or de-slippered) with SPIDERS. Is the life of one unspeakably evil person worth unleashing an arachnid army? This reporter would rather craft a phylactery herself than have to find out. @darkwingduck @launchpad
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                            Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire
                            THAT OLD BLACK HEARTED MAGIC! Ballooning arms aren’t the only things in the air these days readers! LOVE IS IN FULL BLOOM! And I am as shocked as you my little lemmings to see that resident Bad Boy NEGADUCK has taken a lady into what passes as his heart. I know I know what your thinking, “are you sure he hasn’t just put a wig on a mirror again so he can be seen in public with himself?” And yes! I am certain. Then you say “who is this poor gullible waif who was drawn to his manly allure and gravelly tones? We must rescue her!” But ah dear readers our Sausage King of St. Canard has been sneaking off for late night broomstick rides around Mt. Vesuvius with none other than MAGICA DE SPELL! Evil (old) sorceress and amateur coin collector! Witnesses claim the pair were seen canoodling over linguine and skull sauce on Valentines Day and have been attached at the (pistol) grip ever since! A touching tale of two baddies making good. Congratulations you lovebirds! @negaduck. @magicadespell

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