Rebarka Sterling

@DuckAvenger "Now now, those are very ugly words Mr. Duck. I only report what I've been informed of from very reputable sources and after exhaustive research. I hope you're not thinking that me and my enormous team of lawyers are spreading sensationalist lies about people? That would really upset my legal team, lawyers are such sensitive people. Maybe you should call your darling cousin and hug out that aggression. Ignore those flash bulbs going off in the bushes when you do though~ <3"

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Age: In dog years? Oh ho ho~ Darling! I'll never tell <3
Species: Pomeranian
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: The truth may shock you!
Marital Status: Check back next issue for my tell all!
Occupation: Journalist, owner and main writer of 'Care of the Dog', Calisota's most respected news source.
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Gossip aficionado Rebarka Sterling is always after the HOTTEST scoops, the DISHIEST Draaaaaaaaaama~, and the most SCANDALOUS romances for her blog turned tabloid magazine.

Even if she has to make them up.

Not that she would.  Perish the thought.

 

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    • Rebarka Sterling

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      @DuckAvenger "Now now, those are very ugly words Mr. Duck. I only report what I've been informed of from very reputable sources and after...More

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        @drakemallard "Gizmoduck? Love me? Well that is an interesting bit of information because I have this story I'm working on here moments...More

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          "THIS JUST IN. LOCAL HERO REJOICES AT REPORTER'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. Ladies and gentleman and all in between, I'm touched at the outpouring...More

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            "AT DEATH'S...BORE? Strange and unusual stories abound today readers! It seems the Grim Reaper is among us and he... has a coin collection?...More

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            • Duckpool
              Duckpool

              Duckpool kicks down Rebarka's door, shotgun in hand.

              "LET ME MAKING TWO CLUCKING THINGS VERY CLEAR TO YOU MS. STERLING. I HAVE A. NO MORAL CODE, AND B. A SINCERE DISTASTE FOR PEOPLE WHO POKE AROUND WHO I AM, WHAT I AM, AND WHERE I CAME FROM. ALSO, SHITTY META-JOKES ARE MY THING, GET YER SNOUT OUTTA MY BUISNESS!!!"

              • Rebarka Sterling
                Rebarka Sterling

                @Malica

                Both trench coat and towering countenance were given a cursory glance as far as anyone ankle height to an eight foot certainlynotMalica can glance without neck strain.

                "Well don't make me beg oh disarmingly beautiful mysterious stranger."

                • Queen Malicia of St. Canard
                  Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                  @barkybarkywoof

                  "Rebarka, darling!" Said a mysterious trench-coated stranger.

                  Oh, who are we kidding, there was no mistaking that 8-foot tall (give or take) mass of pure drama with several sharp bits and a few large bumps poorly concealed beneath the 'subtle' disguise.

                  "I come bearing several delicious tidbits of future clickbait!"

                  • Mark Beaks
                    Mark Beaks

                    Mark says nothing and slides Rebarka a blank check with his signature.

                    • Mark Beaks
                      Mark Beaks

                      "Hye, uh, so I realized that I name dropped f-err, Gizmoduck's secret Identity to you. Um, well, Scrooge sorta made a deal with me to save my company after your...*interesting* article on our virus attack.. How much should I pay you to mention it to no one, I am a one percenter after all.

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                      • Rebarka Sterling
                        Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                        @DuckAvenger "Now now, those are very ugly words Mr. Duck. I only report what I've been informed of from very reputable sources and after exhaustive research. I hope you're not thinking that me and my enormous team of lawyers are spreading... more

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                          Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                          @drakemallard "Gizmoduck? Love me? Well that is an interesting bit of information because I have this story I'm working on here moments away from being run that our knight in shining armor is actually head over Huffy for you Darkwing. I hope you'll... more

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                            @Malica Both trench coat and towering countenance were given a cursory glance as far as anyone ankle height to an eight foot certainlynotMalica can glance without neck strain. "Well don't make me beg oh disarmingly beautiful mysterious...
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                              Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                              "THIS JUST IN. LOCAL HERO REJOICES AT REPORTER'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. Ladies and gentleman and all in between, I'm touched at the outpouring of support by St. Canard's lowest ranked puckerer Darkwing Duck's delight at the return of my publication.... more

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                                Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                "AT DEATH'S...BORE? Strange and unusual stories abound today readers! It seems the Grim Reaper is among us and he... has a coin collection? Eyewitnesses say that the fell specter, the ultimate end, the visage who comes for us all... has decided to... more

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                                  Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                  "HOT HEADED HOOLIGAN HEAD OF HOTTIE'S FANCLUB? Oh goodness, readers we have got QUITE a scandalous tip in our inboxes over here at Care of the Dog. It seems the Duckburg invasion continues by sea as the infamous Lithuanian multiplujillionaire... more

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                                    Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                    @Malicia "Thanks babe! You know I couldn't leave you all in the dark too long. The truth must be known and the biggest truth right now is that you! Are! Gorgeous! I don't know how you do it I'm like completely totally jealous. Drinks later?"

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                                      Rebarka Sterling posted to the wire

                                      "LOCAL CONNOISSEUR ACTUALLY A CONNISNORE? Local sharp dresser and self proclaimed art aficionado Matteo Raven has been seen contemplating the complexities of an art supply store's Paint by Number selection. When approached by a retail worker to ask... more

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