Richest Duck in the World

“Didn’t you learn a lesson the last time you embarrassed yourself in front of your mother.”

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Age: None of your gold durned business (unless you pay up)
Species: What do you think I am? A turkey? Och. It's in me name: "McDuck"!
Marital Status: Bachelor forever and proud of it!
With: Loads of money and me number one dime!
Occupation: Business tycoon, world adventurer, treasure hunter, anything profitable. And Uncle too, I suppose, if that counts as an occupation.
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"Aye? What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy crosschecking my nautical logs for my next adventure?! Och. I suppose you Could come along, too. But I won't tolerate any freeloaders or slowpokes! You'll earn your airfare and bring your own victuals. What are you still standing there gawking for? I don't have time for interviews. Alright fine. Come closer and I'll show ye something. A little closer. There. Now close yer eyes..." -click- "Hehehe. That trapdoor trick never grows old." 

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      “Didn’t you learn a lesson the last time you embarrassed yourself in front of your mother.”
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        “We can drop by now if she’s in. I enjoy making surprise visits.” Scrooge winked, offering Gladstone a hand up (and serreptiously snatching up that twenty before he straightened). It didn’t take much to put this duck in a good mood (and vice versa), @bestluckduck
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          “Eh?” Scrooge raised his foot and stabbed his cane on top of the bill once he saw what it was. “A bookstore? Hmm. There’s not much profit in those. Honest, you say? I’d like to see that for myself.” Who knows? Bookshops can hold profitable information in their tomes. It’d be worth a peek. “Where is this fair lass’s shop?” @BestLuckDuck @Lilly
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            “Your girlfriend is a snake?” I never took you for a herpetology type, Gladdy Boy. “What does she do for a living?” The most important question of all. @BestLuckDuck

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            • Sans the Skeleduck
              Sans the Skeleduck

              "punctuality is my middle name!" Sans grinned, observing where Scrooge had taken interest.

              He put on his uniform, and as promised, he showed up to work right on time.

              But little did Scrooge know... Sans had other plans.

              "finally..."

              He sat down at his station, arranged bottles of ketchup and mustard under the table, then leaned back in his chair.

              Seconds later, he was snoring.

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                Richest Duck in the World

                Jackpot. Scrooge’s eyes briefly had dollar sgns.
                “Anywhere? Timeliness is important to you? Well, my good man...er, skeleton. I do have the perfect job for you.”

                A time, location, and hourly rate was provided and Sans was told where to go to pick up a uniform. Everything was perfect, and Scrooge was happy to have a new, competent guard watching over his exhibit of burial garb and currency in the Hall of Pharaohs at Duckburg’s Natural History Museum.

                • Sans the Skeleduck
                  Sans the Skeleduck

                  Sans shrugged, slipping his hands into his jacket pockets. "there was an ad for a sentry position and my brother was bugging me to get a job. i'm fine with any location, since I can use shortcuts to arrive on time easily."

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                    Richest Duck in the World

                    “WAWK!” Scrooge sprang behind his chair the moment the spell broke. “Y-yes, that’ll do...” he chuckled nervously as he fixed his spectacles and peeked back around at the skeleduck. He was too startled to get mad about having the demonstration done on himself.

                    “So. Sans. What brings you to Duckburg? Are you looking for a position near a certain location?”

                    • Sans the Skeleduck
                      Sans the Skeleduck

                      Sans lazily stretched himself, popping a few of his bones. It looked like he wasn't going to say or do anything, and then 'ping'!

                      Scrooge turned dark blue and immobile. Then he shifted back to his usual colours and was able to move again after a few seconds.

                      "Is that quaillified enough?" he grinned.

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                            “Didn’t you learn a lesson the last time you embarrassed yourself in front of your mother.”
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                              “That’s up for them to decide. But...I’ll try to help you all as much as I can. I hate to think of leaving any more of me relatives in this dump if there’s any hope for them of having a change in heart...” Scrooge...
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                                Richest Duck in the World commented on the blog A Negaverse Welcome
                                “Fifty six?!” Scrooge squawked loudly. “How in blazes does a serial killer get away with over fifty six murders and you still don’t have a durned face for him!? What about a police department or DIA or...” His face fell...
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                                  Richest Duck in the World commented on the blog A Negaverse Welcome
                                  “Oh my popping eyebulbs!” Scrooge covered his heart at the news. “And this happened eight years ago? Is there any chance the killer would still be after the boys?” —-   The African Painted Dog squeaked in...
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                                    Scrooge sighed. “Very well.” He patted the triplets. “It’s alright, Lads. I won’t be far.  I keep forgetting I’m a stranger to this world so the more I know, the better we can plan.”  He followed...
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                                      Scrooge tapped his beak and smiled conspiratorially at Lilly.  “I can smell a deal a mile away.” Of course he made mistakes and miscalculations, but usually a gamble did not cost him too much of his fortune or time. At least,...

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