Quackerjack

@drakemallard "Oh hush. You're just jealous!"

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Age: :D
Species: Quack!
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: C~r~a~z~y~
With: Mr Banana Brain (oh no, that doesn't sound disturbing at all~)
Occupation: Villainous/insane jester
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    • Max Wicked
      Max Wicked

      Max saw him roll away and wiped the dirt off him as he stopped him from his escape but his eyes widened as he saw the situation grow more worse for QJ as a shroud of darkness was beginning to cover the room.

      Max felt the tug of the game console and looked at it and saw the safe way out but then heard QJ's cry of despair and help and sighed "Sorry, bud...But what hero would I be to let one villain kill another?" he said getting his sleeve free from the console and looked over at Paddywhack "Hey! If you want him, you'll have to deal with me first!"

      This wouldn't be easy...It'd have to be a mental fight of emotion and Max has had bad and good moments in his life. But he'd have to think hard of all the good he's done for other lives while trying to force a smile.

      • Quackerjack
        Quackerjack

        ((OOC: WHEEEEEE~ *huggles*))

        Quackerjack rolled like a bowling ball all the way to the back of the warehouse, then crashed into the wall.

        Thanks for the trip, Max. Pun not intended.

        However, he only put off the inevitable for a moment.

        "Owtch..." he shook himself and got up. "Hey, why aren't you stopping this?? You're supposed to be the hero!!!"

        A dark, spidery shadow climbed across the room and reached Quackerjack and grabbed hold of him, while the demonic laugh echoed off the sides of the warehouse.

        "Nooooooo!" he shouted, digging his nails into the concrete and making deep grooves as he was dragged towards the door, which did not show the outside anymore. Instead, it looked like a swirling mass of blackness. "I don't wanna be dressed in a suit aaaaagainnnn! Help!!!"

        Bleep... the game console tugged on Max's sleeve and tried to pull him away from the danger. It seemed to know a safe way out, and it wanted the fox to follow him.

        But the question was, would the herofox run for safety, or would he help rescue a villain from danger?

        • Max Wicked
          Max Wicked

          Max's vision blurred as he tried to regain himself from the shock to his system. Max never could do with electric types of attacks. Hell, he never was good at absorbing much of it either...Made his fur even quite uncomfortable for a while...

          As Max's vision blurred, he saw a familiar unknown stature and as his senses got a hold of itself, he realised who the voice belonged to and rolled his eyes. Well, this was jussst perfect...It could have gone so smoothly if he HADN'T BEEN SHOCKED.

          As Max saw him beginning to run in his direction to the back of the warehouse, Max quickly got up and leg sweeped QJ in an attempt to make him fall over and stop him from escaping.

          Of course...Max had to now deal with a demonic toy that fed on the suffering of others and likely have a clingy maniac on him at the same time but what other choice did he have...Other than that nice robot friend he made?

          • Quackerjack
            Quackerjack

            "See ya, hero boy~" he sang, leaving the defeated fox to race out of the warehouse, chuckling like a maniac.

            He didn't get far. All of a sudden, there was a loud, dark chuckle, and Max would feel a familiar, eerie presence.

            Hello again. Quackerjack...

            The clown froze in place. "P-P-Pa-Pa..."

            Paddywhack! the voice announced helpfully, its voice echoing around the warehouse. The laugh sounded up again.

            "Nice to meetcha, gotta go!" the clown said quickly, racing to the back of the warehouse. If he could go out the back in time...

            • Max Wicked
              Max Wicked

              Max's eyes widen as he was shocked and yelled out loud from the serious voltage surging into him and his vision faded as he collapsed to the floor but wasn't quite unconscious. But he was paralysed for the moment "Damn...You!" was all he could barely muster.

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              • Quackerjack
                Quackerjack commented on the blog No strings attached
                Lilly's enthusiasm made him a little disappointed, but he quickly hid it.  Excellent, excellent! he clapped his hands as he levitated the tail over to Lilly's hands. Oh, and one more thing...  A cloth wrapped itself around her...
                • Quackerjack
                  Quackerjack commented on the blog No strings attached
                  Bingo! Right in the smiley puppet face.  He fell into the floor 'lava' with a plop, then rose up again. With the body blackened and burnt from the heat and the buttons melting off its face and places where stuffing burst from the seams still...
                  • Quackerjack
                    Quackerjack commented on the blog No strings attached
                    Aaaaaand that plan was dashed when the door rolled up like window blinds and disappeared, probably leaving Malicia and Lilly to comically crash into the wall if they weren't careful.  The couch was now growling as it advanced on the duo...
                    • Quackerjack
                      Quackerjack commented on the blog No strings attached
                      As you wish~ The objects that were floating around were then brought down with a crash.  Ooh, I do love me some hide and seek, the voice continued, sounding amused. You both don't look very well hidden, though.  The couch came...
                      • Quackerjack
                        Quackerjack commented on the blog No strings attached
                        THEN WHERE WAS DOLL.  After Lilly dropped it, it had disappeared from sight. More eerie laughter followed. Then a deep, echo-y voice.  Come now, it's rude to not ask for my opinion! And I for one would not like to go to the apothecary....
                        • Quackerjack
                          Quackerjack posted to the wire
                          @drakemallard "Oh hush. You're just jealous!"
                          • Quackerjack
                            Quackerjack published a blog post Quackerjack gets married
                            What is St Canard's craziest villain up to this time?? Or has he truly renounced his evil ways and desires to lead a simple family life?
                              • Max Wicked
                                Max Wicked

                                Max would be one of the first to receive the letter one morning. But then again...QJ always thought there was a certain relationship between the hero and himself. Max looked at the letter very questionably "...Who the heck dr--" the moment he saw the name he facepalmed and groaned as he dreaded what was to come "Oh jeez....Quackerjack's up to no good again..." Max sighed "Well...I guess I better go there...Especially to make sure nobody gets hurt since nobody ever knows what's going through that jack-in-the-box's head." he said as he went back inside and got dressed up and prepared for the days ahead.

                                • Drake Mallard
                                  Drake Mallard

                                  That morning Drake was at his mailbox in his robe checking the mail. He was still half asleep from a long night of crime fighting and yawned as he started pulling out the heap of mail which was bills and more bills. Pulling out the invitation he stopped to read it since it was odd looking.

                                  "What's this?" 

                                  He was fully awake now. 

                                  "Quackerjack is getting married?! What?!" He couldn't believe it. Did the villain really find someone? Someone who could actually be around him.

                                  Why was he getting married before him? That was insulting!

                                  "It has to be a trap." The hero grumbled. "Which means Darkwing will be crashing the wedding!"


                                  • Lenore DeSpell
                                    Lenore DeSpell

                                    None of this made sense.
                                    Firstly, who on Earth was Quackerjack.
                                    Secondly, how could you get married when there wasn't a second individual.
                                    Thirdly, and most importantly, how did a letter for this nonsense end up at a treehouse with no real address?

                                    She was still too new for many of Duckburg's residents to openly talk to her (well, that and knowing magic generally made people suspicious of you, even if you were just a teenager) so odds were Lenore could only get answers to any of these questions by going to this event.

                                    Which brought up another question.
                                    Where was this "Central Park"? The park her treehouse was situated in was definitely not called such, so it had to be outside of Duckburg, and she only knew of one, maybe two cities outside of this one...

                                  • Quackerjack
                                    Quackerjack posted to the wire
                                    @posiduckrp "AWWW. I LOVE YOU TOO!" *glomps*

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