Negaduck

@Malicia "Who's 'quesitonable' now?"

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male AF
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Duckboi
With: Yo mamma
Occupation: Putting the 'vile' in supervillain
About

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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      Negaduck published a blog post RP: Unwelcome Visitors
      Negaduck and his new 'buddy' Faustina drop past Morgana Macawber's for a little channel surfing.
        • Agent Gemini
          Agent Gemini

          Faustina ughed as she saw the manor. Her sister would definitely be even more mad at her if she burned any bridges with powerful magical families. She contemplated maybe taking the form of Merlock or Magica so they'd be in trouble for whatever was about to go down.

           

          On the porch she decided for something more benign that anyone would open the door for. Faustina interlaced her fingers a moment like she was playing an invisible cat's cradle game. In a moment she looked like a trustworthy salesman with a green suit and a little black moustache on his bill. Perfect. She adjusted the orange bow tie and rung the bell.

          • Morgana Macawber
            Morgana Macawber

            The door swung open to reveal... an empty suit of armor, which clanked a greeting that translated to, "Hello, do come in", accompanied with a flourish to beckon the salesperson inside.

            A couple bats chirruped and circled 'Faustina' curiously before fluttering down the hallway to the living area, where Morgana Macawber was seated, currently knitting some manner of hat out of spider silk.

            "Hello there." She paused mid-purl. "How can I help you?"

          • Negaduck
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            That seemed to snap him out of revenge mode. Horrible gears were turning. "You can turn someone into a television of their cross dimensional counterpart?" If, hypothetically, someone was a cross dimensional counterpart. Man this could be...
            • Negaduck
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              Oh he would stay hydrated alright. No fuel like hate. Assuming she didn't broom him, he would collect her by the collar, and bring her to his very unhappy eye level. "A what conduit?" Explain or you'll be unconscious, best case scenario.
              • Negaduck
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                • Negaduck
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                  It was one thing to be a tool. It was quite another to be handled like one. By the time of the phone call, the real Negaduck's hat was nearly torn from its brim coping the brunt of his frustration. Exasperated, enraged and not helped at all by...
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                    What was that infuriating crunching noise? It sounded a lot like someone rudely chewing.. Popcorn. How had he even got ghost popcorn? "This is more like it," commented Negaduck through a mouthful, splattering invisible bits everywhere....
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                      • Negaduck
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                        @Malicia "Who's 'quesitonable' now?"

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                        • Negaduck
                          Negaduck

                          That seemed to snap him out of revenge mode. Horrible gears were turning.

                          "You can turn someone into a television of their cross dimensional counterpart?"

                          If, hypothetically, someone was a cross dimensional counterpart.

                          Man this could be really handy to end a certain purple caped plague.

                          For once, however, he had other priorities.

                          "Come with me."

                          Not that he gave her any choice, keeping the girl in his grasp as he zipped them over to one Macawber Manor.

                          [[Blog time!]]

                          • Agent Gemini
                            Agent Gemini

                            Faustina was not phased by Negaduck's threatening eye level hold. If anything, the last time he was that close allowed her to do the syncing spell without him noticing it was even coming.

                            “Well, it is a spell originally meant for interrogation. To be able to pull up someones past events and see what happened like a third person on the scene,” she gave a nonchalant shrug, “I learned a modification to use it across different verse versions. Because we're all made of the same stardust and that kinda crap. Connected in the circle of life I guess.”

                            • Negaduck
                              Negaduck

                              Oh he would stay hydrated alright. No fuel like hate.

                              Assuming she didn't broom him, he would collect her by the collar, and bring her to his very unhappy eye level.

                              "A what conduit?"

                              Explain or you'll be unconscious, best case scenario.

                              • Agent Gemini
                                Agent Gemini

                                Faustina was on her flying shovel but only at standing distance off the ground. While on the phone she had a look of confusion when she couldn't hear or see the vision she was connecting to anymore. Her attention turned to Negaduck as she spoke on the phone, “Gunna call you back later to finish this argument. Bye!”

                                She then folded the phone though it did not look like the type that did. There was clearly a crunch sound. The blood witch did not show concern in response to Negaduck's anger. Her voice was rather chipper, like she was congratulating someone for a job well done, “Oh good. You survived that! I expected you to at least be unconscious. Best case scenario. I just needed a little information and used you as an anima conduit. No worries though. You got through it like a champ! Though, I'd recommend you stay hydrated.”

                                • Negaduck
                                  Negaduck

                                  It was one thing to be a tool. It was quite another to be handled like one.

                                  By the time of the phone call, the real Negaduck's hat was nearly torn from its brim coping the brunt of his frustration. Exasperated, enraged and not helped at all by the lingering migraine he burst like a sewer clown's balloon,

                                  "ENOUGH."

                                  The universe seemed to agree. Whether it was the sheer energy coming off him or the manic flailing, the memory dissipated, leaving him with a normal St Canard street and a whole lot of confusion.

                                  How did Negaduck react to being confused, you might wonder?

                                  With the only emotion there was. Anger.

                                  The cause of his angfusion was located quickly, and he set upon her, still panting. If she were holding anything crushable, it would soon be crushed.

                                  "What," he asked, "Was that."

                                  Not a genuine question so much as a last chance for groveling before he demonstrated what a popcorn worthy scene of pain really looked like.

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