Negaduck

[OOC: Hi Max! We're pretty much all over on Discord - https://discord.gg/xeyrfU ]

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Hah!
With: Double hah!
Occupation: Supervillain
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Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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    • Negaduck
      Negaduck commented on the blog We all scream for ice cream
      Quackerjack - one of them, anyway - was quickly silenced by grabbing his attention. If by 'grab' you mean 'choke' and by 'attention' you mean 'throat'. "Ariana," said Negaduck in what had hitherto been an awkward silence filled with nothing but the...
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        Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Get Lucked
        This time Negaduck was prepared - by catching the grab handles to prevent being thrown around like a psychotic rag doll. "HAH! Is that the best you can do?" Shouted over the roar of the blades and the whoosh of being upsidedown. How did his hat...
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          Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
          SLAM.  No way was Negaduck going to miss the opportunity to shut the door permanently on Quiverwing's time in St Canard. "Of course you can," spoken to the Gosalyn he carried on one side - not for any cutesy reasons to be clear, but because...
          • Negaduck
            Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Get Lucked
            Let me just check I've strapped on the sole available parachute and- With a gracious wave of a hand to the controls, he stepped aside. "Good luck~" Maybe one of them would need it.
            • Negaduck
              Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Get Lucked
              Spinning around with flat vexation. Firstly, as everyone knew, he was best looking mallard to ever menace the millions, even if Gladstone wasn't his type either. Secondly, what kind of idiot would pass up a challenge like- Wait.  The...
              • Negaduck
                Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
                Blergh, so much sap. It was more pitiful than Bushroot, and that was saying something. "Figured you weren't as hard bitten as you put on," in response to Quiverwing, flicking a switch. The arm holding the cage moved out of line of the spikey doom...
                • Negaduck
                  Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Ward of the Hate
                  Shooting Launchpad a withering look that contained two messages - one of which was shut and the other was up - Gosalyn's pleas also went unheard, or uncared about, more accurately. To Quiverwing, he continued, "How lovely to be on the same page for...
                  • Negaduck
                    Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Get Lucked
                    "Are you a total lunatic?!" snapped the most ironic person to have uttered that statement in the history of existence, picking himself up from where gravity had finally taken mercy on him and dropped him like a very bad blind date on the cockpit...

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                    • Negaduck
                      Negaduck

                      Pinching the bridge of his beak, Negaduck muttered, "Moron."

                      The guy had clearly taken one too many blows to the head. There was something wrong with him, even by Negaversian standards.

                      As long as he followed orders though, Negaduck couldn't care. Hunting down one little girl couldn't require that much brain power, could it?

                      The failure of either of them to return, combined with the mess he found thereafter by the portal, shortly proved him wrong.

                      To the blasted 'Normalverse' then.

                      • Derpface Dork
                        Derpface Dork

                        "MY PARENTS GAVE US THAT CHINA AS A MOVING IN PRESENT. I knew you hated those like hand painted demons...." He growled "You can't just tell me like a normal person." He crunched the gravy Boat with his boot in a fit.
                        HE growled "I'll go get your Daughter and stop her from being eaten, or beaten or used as a television antennae. " He kicked at the wall.
                        "I swear one of these days I want be around for you to make fun of...." He muttered to himself.

                        HE was so mad he left the door without slamming.
                        But his mom raised him better. He pulled the door off it's hinges and threw it at the porch.
                        Good manners are crucial in a happy criminal hide out.

                        • Negaduck
                          Negaduck

                          "THERE'S EVIL IN HERE WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GET MOVING."

                          A statement shortly followed by a cabinet ripped out of the very wall being hurled at the sidekick, broken plates and all.

                          Grumpy much?

                          • Derpface Dork
                            Derpface Dork

                            "But there could be evil out there who wants to kill her? She can't even kill a fly or a mouse or even a part time gym teacher, Negs." He panicked "She's helpless in that stupid evil universe. "

                            HE didn't mean to sound like he was scared. He was tough and wasn't afraid of anything. He just sounded that way.

                            • Negaduck
                              Negaduck

                              Launchpad should have looked worried, for his boss had him by the collar.

                              "TOP SECRET means DON'T TALK ABOUT IT you moron!"

                              Releasing the brute in disgust.

                              "Just get her BACK here, or else there will be more than Satan to worry about!"

                              Really, Old Goat Breath was a pain when it came to poker night, but generally didn't interfere in their plans. He didn't have to.

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