Negaduck

((OOC: I have poked them on discord.))

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male AF
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Duckboi
With: Yo mamma
Occupation: Putting the 'vile' in supervillain
About

TOUCH IT AND I BREAK YOU.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ KONICHIWA! My name is NegaChan and I am here to vanquish the dark forces of evil with my magic rod! (つ◕౪◕)つ━☆゚.*・。゚ You bakas will never stand a chance! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ

The only person I admire more than myself is Malicia-sama. I wish I could be as beautiful and smart as her!!! v(=∩_∩=)フ But my feelings truly belong to Quiverwing-kun. He makes my heart go doki-doki (✿ ♥‿♥)

Please come say hello to me, I love talking to new people and making friends o(^∀^*)o

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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      By Negaduck

      ((OOC: I have poked them on discord.))

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        By Negaduck

        ((OOC: Send Malicia a message with your email. She has to be online to approve, but seems AFK at the moment. I normally would be able to do...More

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          ((OOC: Heck yeah, more DT is always welcome!))

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            @Malicia "You'd know."

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              Negaduck commented on the album Negaduck is ugly
              "The ugliest thing here is that pun."
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                Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Living on Borrowed Crime
                Speaking of behinds, the rubble pile exploded as Malicia burst forth like a cement and dust covered phoenix. There she let forth a screech that suggested something may have been amputated, but whatever that something was it was not her...
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                  Negaduck posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                  "I'm fine thank you so kindly for asking." The gruffness of that was Nega-normal but the words themselves less so. This was distractingly annoying even to him, enough he didn't notice the dozen leaks his torso had sprung while celebrating his...
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                    Negaduck posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                    Evil gloating? At Negaduck? The world had truly gone topsy turvy. The recognition of which caused the villain's colour to turn to something matching the gander's oh so stylish shirts. Save? Not this guy, not in a million years. "In your...
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                      "The pulp mill if you call me bunny-anything one more time." It was a grumble she might have caught or might have missed, but she would be definitely catching something upside the head if his temper didn't hold out.  For the meantime, however,...
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                        Negaduck posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                        Just like that? He was going to walk out into the middle of it without even a cautious glance? What a schmuck! This was going to be fantastic! This- wait why were his feet moving of their own accord straight toward the gander faster than a...
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                          Negaduck commented on the photo Drake Mallard, P.I.
                          "Sure, if I wanted to look like I'd fallen into a grease powered time machine."
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                            Negaduck posted on Ammonia Pine's message board
                            "Wow, Ammonia. Those are some sparkling clean windows you got there. Would be a shame if someone was to.. touch them."

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                              Negaduck

                              With a yell of outright disgust - PINK! why - Negaduck staggered back, fanning away the cloud as though it contained a stink worse than all of Darkwing's combined colognes.

                              "That purple-prancing pansy!" he roared, misunderstanding its origins. "I'm going to rip off more than his limbs this time, I'm going to-"

                              Only then did he see the card. Black Arts? Was this guy for real?

                              "Hah! It'd take more than a fluff in the face to turn Negaduck good." Others had tried. With sparkles. "In fact, I'm going to find some babies to boot right now!"

                              Adjusting his hat, off he stomped to do exactly that.

                              • Black Arts Devil
                                Black Arts Devil

                                As soon as the box was opened a pink cloud of smoke burst into Negaducks face, completely covering him.

                                There is a card that in the box. It reads "Enjoy your new status as a good-guy -Black Arts Beagle."

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                                  Negaduck

                                  That did give the crime lord pause as he placed it upon a work bench covered in miscellaneous bomb bits and blueprints.

                                  "Huh, the Vibro-stab 4000 must be back in stock."

                                  Good thing too, he had so many quips lined up for that one.

                                  Without a second thought, he ripped it open.

                                  • Black Arts Devil
                                    Black Arts Devil

                                    The box shakes slightly in anticipation of being opened...nothing weird about that.

                                    • NegaMalicia
                                      NegaMalicia

                                      She pulls him in for a greeeeat big hug, AKA cleavage suffocation. Followed by some affectionate kisses to the head.

                                      "A hug a day keeps the sin away!"

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