Negaduck

@AlexShoveler "Oh I can think of a few better ways... involving Atomic firecrackers and a horde of squirrels." [Happy 4th and Happy Canadia Days to our Yank and Moosey friends respectively!]

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Hah!
With: Double hah!
Occupation: Supervillain
About

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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    • Negaduck
      By Negaduck
      @AlexShoveler "Oh I can think of a few better ways... involving Atomic firecrackers and a horde of squirrels." [Happy 4th and Happy Canadia Days to our Yank and Moosey friends respectively!]
      • Negaduck
        By Negaduck
        @Maxthewicked100 ((OOC: Happy Birthday Max! Have a good one. Wooo!))
        • Negaduck
          By Negaduck
          --NEWSFLASH-- "Webra Walters repowrting live. Only days after the vicious vwillain Negaduck suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of a mysterious new hwero, the city is now facing another onslaught - being overrun by hundwreds of armed criminals. Spreading from the swouth, they are looting, vandalising and-" --ZAAPP-- "Aah, making me.. dance?!" A couple of laughing goons took the chance to rip off the Macarenaing Webra's pearls with a 'thanks lady', and push over the camera. Which, as it fell back, revealed an airship passing over the city in red, yellow and black. It wouldn't take an idiot to guess who was responsible.
          • Negaduck
            By Negaduck
            ((OOC: Hi! Any questions feel free to ask here or drop us a message. And welcome! :D))
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            • Negaduck
              Negaduck commented on the blog I Came, I Sawed
              Javert? Are we sure that's the name, and not Muttley? Negaduck was more concerned himself with the gap in his inventory, and the apparent sudden growth in spines in his vicinity. That never happened.  Not that he would readily admit to...
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                Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                "What do you MEAN she used no enchantments?!" Up on deck of the lead ship, a small horde of undead had encircled the Fearsome Four. Not that the creatures posed an immediate threat; they were boredly inspecting each others' empty skulls or gnawing...
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                  Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Explosive Temper IIIB
                  "BWAH!" Dropping the gun to dive into a pile of gumballs. Which unfortunately had the knock-on effect of collapsing and rolling him back onto the track, around the other side of the bend. No time for quips, had to scramble to his feet before they...
                  • Negaduck
                    Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                    "Bah," waving it off as he took his leave. "My reputation is lower than dirt." Villains and their backwards insults.  "Not that'll stop you from eating it." Did the expression 'eat it' apply in the 18th century? Or was he referring to...
                    • Negaduck
                      Negaduck commented on the blog Seas the Day
                      Naturally, he clutched the flask tighter. "Pirates don't share." The twist of a teasing smirk as he took another pull. "Get yer own." Now there was one thing to cheer him up. Being greedy.
                      • Negaduck
                        Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                        "Doubloon?!" That snapped him out of his self-assured superiority. Or rather not out, but just layered anger on top of it, like a deranged sundae.  "Don't even try to play that game!" A snarl which dropped into something lower. "You've...
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                          Negaduck commented on the blog I Came, I Sawed
                          What. What did she think she was doing? Whatever it was, there was no way any creature, be it crimefighter or creature, was getting between him and that door! "Well I'm not one for talking." His focus was on that huge hairball, however, whom he...
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                            Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                            Stunned, he took a step back. Then, uproarious laughter. "You are jealous!" Condensing little scritch under the chin. "Aww now, there's no need to pout, my demonic dearest. Do you truly fear anyone could ever replace you?" It wasn't as if...

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                            • GizmoDuck
                              GizmoDuck

                              ((OOC:HAHAHAAINTBVV I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WORKS BUT HERE WE GO))

                              GizmoDuck was taking his "vacation" to St.Canard instride, doing his favorite downtime pastime:...patrolling!! Of course there were few things of THE utmost importance that could pause a patrol of such dastardly streets one of them was the procurement of sugary confections the other involved a good hug. Not one of those lingering ones either. Preferably not soggy (although being the childhood role model he was he'd had his share of those). So as he idled by the welcoming little stand he couldn't believe that he found both in one fell swoop!

                              "Hello?" He inquired to the world in general. "Pardon moi but I couldn't help but see the sign?"

                              • Quackerjack
                                Quackerjack

                                "B-but..."

                                That's mine... D:

                                His toys were in there too! And a few of his finely brushed clacking teeth! No fair!

                                Nothing he could do about it, though. Except pout and walk off. It wasn't enough to put too much of a damp on him, however. The meetup was definitely a promise of a really fun time together! He just knew it!

                                • Negaduck
                                  Negaduck

                                  Negaduck was either too busy pondering to pick up on Quackerjack's request, or he didn't care. Definitely the latter.

                                  "Another FOWL hotshot possibly. Maybe I should go welcome him to the neighbourhood."

                                  Shrugging, and finally releasing the jester's hand.

                                  "Wouldn't want to give him the impression that we're all going to be child's play."

                                  If that wasn't a shot at Quackerjack's competence, the ease with which he scooped up the jester's loot bag and swung it over his own shoulder made it clear enough.

                                  "See you at the club!"

                                  Particularly now you'll want to make up a day's lost earnings.

                                  • Quackerjack
                                    Quackerjack

                                    Quackerjack tried to to think of something... anything! He needed both his hands to work on his toys, and prank people! Plus... it would hurt!

                                    "Err... heh, earlier, Steelbeak was trying to get intel on my toys, and now that guy seemed interested too! Maybe they're in league!"

                                    Funny how one under so much pain and pressure could think so quickly.

                                    "He could throw a knife well too! He killed my teddy bear..." Well, when he was under a threat, anyway, then turned it around and threatened Quackerjack. That was how he discovered the man was a bad guy.

                                    "Err. I need my hand back..." he protested, pointing at it.

                                    • Negaduck
                                      Negaduck

                                      Re-re-doubled pain. Any excuse, really.

                                      A smile, although his tone, and his grip, was anything but friendly.

                                      "I'm going to need more than that."

                                      Poor Quackerjack. Here's hoping Mr Baddie dropped a clue of some description. Because Negaduck would be just as happy with breaking -something-.

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