Negaduck

@Malicia "Why don't you come here and find out."

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male AF
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Duckboi
With: Yo mamma
Occupation: Putting the 'vile' in supervillain
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TOUCH IT AND I BREAK YOU.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ KONICHIWA! My name is NegaChan and I am here to vanquish the dark forces of evil with my magic rod! (つ◕౪◕)つ━☆゚.*・。゚ You bakas will never stand a chance! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ

The only person I admire more than myself is Malicia-sama. I wish I could be as beautiful and smart as her!!! v(=∩_∩=)フ But my feelings truly belong to Quiverwing-kun. He makes my heart go doki-doki (✿ ♥‿♥)

Please come say hello to me, I love talking to new people and making friends o(^∀^*)o

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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    • (Nega) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer
      (Nega) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer

      "Oh, my goodness! I love your new profile! Have you really changed? Can I give you a hug?"

      • Negaduck
        Negaduck

        Scoff. "Amateur."

        And off he strolled to pilfer some poufs.

        • Black Arts Beagle
          Black Arts Beagle

          NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! I'LL LEAVE WHEN I WANT TO LEAVE...I'm gonna leave

          *Disappears in a puff of smoke*

          • Negaduck
            Negaduck

            "Yeah, yeah. Run off now and summon yourself some gravitas."

            • Black Arts Beagle
              Black Arts Beagle

              "OH IT IS ON MORTAL! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS! Also, big fan, just getting that out there"

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