Negaduck

@Malicia "Aww, and what you going to do about it, honey? SIT on me? Ah hah hah!"

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Hah!
With: Double hah!
Occupation: Supervillain
About

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

The Wire

    • Negaduck
      By Negaduck
      @Malicia "Aww, and what you going to do about it, honey? SIT on me? Ah hah hah!"
      • Negaduck
        By Negaduck
        Latest threat to St Canard: a GIANT BUTT that has been crushing members of the populace.
        • Negaduck
          By Negaduck
          --HEADLINE-- ST CANARD DOOMED? ROPE SAYS KNOT
          • Negaduck
            By Negaduck
            --HEADLINE-- LASSO TO ROPE IN HIGHEST BRAVERY AWARD

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            • Negaduck
              Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Epic-logue
              What.. How.. The nerve of this guy! Accusing him of apologising! Expecting him to come quietly and follow orders!  Negaduck considered breaking up the happy reunion to give the so-called Knight a piece of his mind.  Instead, he took the...
              • Negaduck
                Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                The sound was immense as masts melted downwards and cabins contracted in on themselves as the entire vessel returned to its original form.  It was well known ocean water could cause serious shrinkage but this was ridiculous. A smog storm...
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                  Negaduck commented on the blog We all scream for ice cream
                  Pulling away from Lilly - help, who needs it, as if he couldn't handle a little face shredding - the ice dealing imposter regained his cool composure.  "It's pistachio." Ah dur.  "Kids have good taste." Handing over a completed...
                  • Negaduck
                    Negaduck commented on the blog We all scream for ice cream
                    "Why do every time I see you we get surrounded by a swarm of shrieklings?" Every time was a bit of a stretch, but once was one time too many in his book. "Who are you, the Pied Pauper?" All the same, he had released the hatch to heft soft serve mix...
                    • Negaduck
                      Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Epic-logue
                      Oh no. No no no. Unarmed, half-handcuffed and still recovering from a bunny blitz was no time to be having this showdown. Couldn't he re-schedule?! "Oh.. hey. Red.. Red Knight, wasn't it?" The villain shrunk down, but with the prison to one...
                      • Negaduck
                        Negaduck commented on the blog RP: The Pirate Queen
                        Wide-eyed stare.  Then he bolted. Appeals to logic nothing. If nothing else, Negaduck was a master of denial, particularly when it came to his own failings.  He didn't get more than a few steps, however, before the death throes of...
                        • Negaduck
                          Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Epic-logue
                          "Yeah, about that..." The second one cuff clicked open, a yellow flash of movement as his arm whipped around her neck, the chain as garrotte, and squeezed. What a lovely hug. Of her windpipe.  If the sudden deprivation of oxygen didn't...
                          • Negaduck
                            Negaduck commented on the blog We all scream for ice cream
                            She wasn't the only one momentarily stunned into silence. That did look like the same child. What was with this town and freakishly indestructible brats?  "We're closed, kid!" he snapped, snapping closed the hatch. Except the handle of a...

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                            • GizmoDuck
                              GizmoDuck

                              ((OOC:HAHAHAAINTBVV I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WORKS BUT HERE WE GO))

                              GizmoDuck was taking his "vacation" to St.Canard instride, doing his favorite downtime pastime:...patrolling!! Of course there were few things of THE utmost importance that could pause a patrol of such dastardly streets one of them was the procurement of sugary confections the other involved a good hug. Not one of those lingering ones either. Preferably not soggy (although being the childhood role model he was he'd had his share of those). So as he idled by the welcoming little stand he couldn't believe that he found both in one fell swoop!

                              "Hello?" He inquired to the world in general. "Pardon moi but I couldn't help but see the sign?"

                              • Quackerjack
                                Quackerjack

                                "B-but..."

                                That's mine... D:

                                His toys were in there too! And a few of his finely brushed clacking teeth! No fair!

                                Nothing he could do about it, though. Except pout and walk off. It wasn't enough to put too much of a damp on him, however. The meetup was definitely a promise of a really fun time together! He just knew it!

                                • Negaduck
                                  Negaduck

                                  Negaduck was either too busy pondering to pick up on Quackerjack's request, or he didn't care. Definitely the latter.

                                  "Another FOWL hotshot possibly. Maybe I should go welcome him to the neighbourhood."

                                  Shrugging, and finally releasing the jester's hand.

                                  "Wouldn't want to give him the impression that we're all going to be child's play."

                                  If that wasn't a shot at Quackerjack's competence, the ease with which he scooped up the jester's loot bag and swung it over his own shoulder made it clear enough.

                                  "See you at the club!"

                                  Particularly now you'll want to make up a day's lost earnings.

                                  • Quackerjack
                                    Quackerjack

                                    Quackerjack tried to to think of something... anything! He needed both his hands to work on his toys, and prank people! Plus... it would hurt!

                                    "Err... heh, earlier, Steelbeak was trying to get intel on my toys, and now that guy seemed interested too! Maybe they're in league!"

                                    Funny how one under so much pain and pressure could think so quickly.

                                    "He could throw a knife well too! He killed my teddy bear..." Well, when he was under a threat, anyway, then turned it around and threatened Quackerjack. That was how he discovered the man was a bad guy.

                                    "Err. I need my hand back..." he protested, pointing at it.

                                    • Negaduck
                                      Negaduck

                                      Re-re-doubled pain. Any excuse, really.

                                      A smile, although his tone, and his grip, was anything but friendly.

                                      "I'm going to need more than that."

                                      Poor Quackerjack. Here's hoping Mr Baddie dropped a clue of some description. Because Negaduck would be just as happy with breaking -something-.

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