Negaduck

@agentgemini "YOU WANT A SHARK DO YOU." A white pointer would be inexplicably pushed through the screen, because that's how phishing works in a cartoon universe.

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male AF
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Duckboi
With: Yo mamma
Occupation: Putting the 'vile' in supervillain
About

TOUCH IT AND I BREAK YOU.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ KONICHIWA! My name is NegaChan and I am here to vanquish the dark forces of evil with my magic rod! (つ◕౪◕)つ━☆゚.*・。゚ You bakas will never stand a chance! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ

The only person I admire more than myself is Malicia-sama. I wish I could be as beautiful and smart as her!!! v(=∩_∩=)フ But my feelings truly belong to Quiverwing-kun. He makes my heart go doki-doki (✿ ♥‿♥)

Please come say hello to me, I love talking to new people and making friends o(^∀^*)o

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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      @agentgemini "YOU WANT A SHARK DO YOU." A white pointer would be inexplicably pushed through the screen, because that's how phishing works...More

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        @Harmonizer "Come here and say that, squirt."

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          @agentgemini "The only god most folks have to worry about fighting around here is me."

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            @Malicia "Blind AND delusional, who wouldn't want those qualities."

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              Negaduck posted on Quiverwing Duck's message board
              A splattering of supposed sweets were thrown at his head. "TOO BAD." Followed by an immediate lunge and force feed attempt because even biscuits had to be brutal.
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                Negaduck posted on Quiverwing Duck's message board
                "Oy Quivering, you want some cookies?"
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                  Negaduck posted on Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles's message board
                  "No apology cookies for you then!" yelled after their retreating forms, taking a big chomp out of one to make a point. Fine, more cookies for me then! Except... "Blah!" Cookie promptly spat everywhere. "Forgot I made these out of caulking...
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                    Negaduck posted on Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles's message board
                    "Yeah quit being being such a downer, Signore D." Bag of cookies dangled up on offer for Feliciana. "Why don't you come over here and help yourself, right over this nice, big X." Because standing on a nice, big X mark on the ground was the...
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                      "Hey you, you want any cookies?"
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                        Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Cupid is as Cupid Does
                        Negacupid had been backing up until he caught that gloat. His attention - and rage - snapped to Miss Potato Salad herself. "You WHAT?!" How dare she avenge herself! "I'll show YOU pain you pile of- COME ERE." Launching at the witch to the neglect...
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                          Negaduck commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                          Nothing to worry about. The wanted criminal had simply hitched them a ride via crane pellet to the top of the nearest screensaver. "I'm sure they won't mind me borrowing you for a bit, kid." Was she comfortable sitting on the ledge, dandling her...
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                            Negaduck posted on Lilly Teal's message board
                            "OH YEAH?!" Similarly Negaduck wasn't going to stand there and take her accurate observations. He was going to knock another arrow instead. "Well you definitely DON'T deserve this!" But he was very much shooting her anyway. What did she...

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                            • Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles
                              Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles

                              "Hey, NegaDork!" The blue jay grinned as she approached the other- but it wasn't her normal happy grin, this was a grin filled with mischief and malice.
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                              "Got some good news for ya!"

                              • Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard
                                Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard

                                "Hey Negawimp!" Gosalyn shouted toward the malicious masked mallard. "I'll bet you couldn't beat me in an archery contest!"

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                                  Negaduck

                                  "Now that's what I'm talking about!"

                                  Fetching the contents inside, he came out hugging another two huge money sacks under each arm.

                                  "-and I'm going to call you Negaduck Junior."

                                  Talking to them as if they were children, that was sane.

                                  Spying Feliciana however, he cooed, "Aww don't be blue now kid." Hah, hilarious. "It's time for your reward."

                                  Leaning in with a smile and enough of a gesture to aid in her understanding, "Close your eyes..."

                                  Provided she did so, there would be a quick couple of clangs overhead, immediately after which he would be holding a thick curtain like cord that went.. up?

                                  "Voila!"

                                  With one almighty tug, a literal truckload of potato salad would be tipped over her tiny, innocent head.

                                  Spiteful, Negaduck? Never. Look at how full of laughter he is!

                                  • Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles
                                    Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles

                                    The small blue jay blinked at the sacks of money, tilting her head as she looked curiously at it. She didn't understand what was in those bags that the duck wanted so bad-- just like she didn't understand that what she did was illegal.
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                                    She followed him to another bank and looked to the wall. All she had to do was make the whole thing go and then she gets a big reward!
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                                    "La magia che mi aiuta a fare tutto, per favore liberati di questo muro qui!" She chanted once more.
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                                    This time her spell was successful in making the entire wall disappear. She smiled tiredly, she struggled to keep her eyes opened.
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                                    Casting two big spells one after the other was draining for a young magic user.

                                    • Negaduck
                                      Negaduck

                                      One. Just one magic user who had half a clue about what they were doing.

                                      Actually more than half would be brilliant.

                                      "Thanks." From that hiss it is possible, maybe, he didn't mean that. Using a shepards hook to scoop out the building's contents, however, did cheer him slightly.

                                      Having dumped the sacks of money and maybe a clinging teller or two into the sack he commonly hefted around, it was back to mini-Feli.

                                      "That was an okay practice, kid, but you gave me half a poof, you get half a compensa. Unless you want to try-"

                                      Where were they again? Ah right, main street, and here was another bank just around the corner.

                                      "-again." Gesturing to the wall, the entirety of it. "Again. Full poof."

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