Negaduck

@Malicia "If you're trying to sell essential oils too now I'll cram a bottle of bergamot so far up your ylang ylang you'll be crying tears of 'blissful relaxation' for a week."

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male AF
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Duckboi
With: Yo mamma
Occupation: Putting the 'vile' in supervillain
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TOUCH IT AND I BREAK YOU.

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ KONICHIWA! My name is NegaChan and I am here to vanquish the dark forces of evil with my magic rod! (つ◕౪◕)つ━☆゚.*・。゚ You bakas will never stand a chance! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ

The only person I admire more than myself is Malicia-sama. I wish I could be as beautiful and smart as her!!! v(=∩_∩=)フ But my feelings truly belong to Quiverwing-kun. He makes my heart go doki-doki (✿ ♥‿♥)

Please come say hello to me, I love talking to new people and making friends o(^∀^*)o

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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      @Malicia "If you're trying to sell essential oils too now I'll cram a bottle of bergamot so far up your ylang ylang you'll be crying tears...More

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        @Malicia "I like how that was your only problem with that."

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          @Malicia "I have some used butchers paper here that monkeys could fling their splatterings at; will that suffice?"

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            @Duckpool "Sure. You can -try-."

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              Negaduck posted on Duck Avenger's message board
              And bravely he ran away away. With no villain in pursuit at all, it seemed. Until far, far down the road, a hand shot out of an alley in time to attempt to catch the other caped canard by the neck. How was that even possible? "But we...
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                Negaduck posted on Negaduck's message board
                "Too bad. If I was going to collect the whole set, would've been nice to try a younger model. Welp I'm off." Ta ta, ta tas. "Enjoy the 'perfume.'"
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                  Negaduck posted on Negaduck's message board
                  "Yuh huh. Listen. Do you have any sisters?"
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                    Negaduck commented on the blog Prequel: Raising Hell
                    "Uh huh, right." Not that he was really listening, he was too busy loading a catapult to fire out the window. "Wait, goodytwoshoes?" That did ring bell, now she mentioned it. "Yes, I can see how that would work..." How incredible his mind was....
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                      Negaduck commented on the blog Not Meant to Be
                      Careful? Oh he had been careful alright. Careful to ensure all available units had crowded around in a tight semi circle in front of the corner shop before the lights cut and red smoke flooded into the night. "Welcome," boomed the voice from all...
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                        Negaduck posted on Duck Avenger's message board
                        "Who, me?" Playing coy, as someone once observed, was exceedingly irritating on him. Too bad irritating was what he aimed for. "I, you throwback to a 1920s comic strip, am the definition of mean, the cusp of cruetly, the epitome of evil. I am...
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                          Negaduck commented on the blog A-Hole in One
                          "That's super. See what happens when you believe in yourself, never give up, eterca." Stepping up to the tee, having done the gentlemanly thing by going second - he hated being second - Negaduck swung what had to be the only kind of club he was not...
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                            "What do I look like to you, helpful?" Granted annoying someone was something he could be convinced to do, but mostly he worked pro bono.

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                              "Too bad. If I was going to collect the whole set, would've been nice to try a younger model. Welp I'm off." Ta ta, ta tas. "Enjoy the 'perfume.'"

                              • Queen Malicia of St. Canard
                                Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                                "I was born an only child, they broke the mold when they made me. You just can't improve on perfection~"

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                                  Negaduck

                                  "Yuh huh. Listen. Do you have any sisters?"

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                                    Queen Malicia of St. Canard

                                    @Negaduck

                                    "As usual I've left you speechless. I do have that effect on men too~"

                                    ((YOU KNOW IT))

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                                      Negaduck

                                      "I have no words."

                                      [[I like how you're @ ing at me on my own message board]]

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