Negaduck

-whilst stuffing his face with popcorn and not diet soda- "This is ~fantastic~"

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Age: 30ish
Species: Mallard
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Sadistic
Marital Status: Hah!
With: Double hah!
Occupation: Supervillain
About

Heard of my immense greatness and couldn't help but take a peek, could you? Understandable, really - I am the most devious, most conniving Public Enemy Number One in St Canard's entire history.

I can't blame you if you want to see genius at work, and I bet you enjoy violence nearly as much as me, even if you don't have the gall to admit it. Hell, I know what most of you knobs are like - "Cruelty is bad, protect the innocent, blah blah blah", but you can't look away when somebody is getting creamed right in front of you. Seriously, it's like you idiots think this is a TV show.

One problem we have here though is that I can't stand people sticking their noses into my business. I am preoccupied with far more important things. Grand felonies and unbriddled mayhem take work, not to mention kicking Darkwing Dork's tail feathers across the city. I don't need any losers hanging around and getting in my way.

So unless you've got some super-deadly weapon I can steal, or some cash you need 'taken off your hands', I'd recommend you get out of here quick smart. You heard me - SCRAM. 

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    • Negaduck
      By Negaduck
      -whilst stuffing his face with popcorn and not diet soda- "This is ~fantastic~"
      • Negaduck
        By Negaduck
        @QuiverwingDuck A harmonica in the guise of a gift would appear in Quiverwing's ward, with the thoughtful note: "To a true blow hard. Here's at least one thing you can do without arms. OH WAIT." The signature, along with the scrawled laughter, was probably an unnecessary addition.
        • Negaduck
          By Negaduck
          @QuiverwingDuck "YOU. How'd YOU do this?! You don't have any arms!"
          • Negaduck
            By Negaduck
            "?!?*#^*"

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            • Negaduck
              Negaduck commented on the blog RP: You Suck
              The oak nailed him straight into the ground, a malevolent pegging if ever there was one. Seconds later though her huge woody accomplice was tossed into the street, missing a blind old lady by freak of chance. Oh well, couldn't win them all. "Tell...
              • Negaduck
                Negaduck commented on the blog Because your Kiss is on Mal's List
                "Yeah, can it, Darkwing Dud. The only place anyone expects to hear about your 'conquests' is the funny pages."
                • Negaduck
                  Negaduck commented on the blog RP: You Suck
                  "I'd save your firepower, Morgy." Her fingers popped off his collar like so many salted leeches off a vein. "Looks like you have an old school enemy in town who won't go as easy on you as I did." It was kind of hot, in all honesty, pardon the H...
                  • Negaduck
                    Negaduck commented on the blog Because your Kiss is on Mal's List
                    "Coward."
                    • Negaduck
                      Negaduck commented on the blog Because your Kiss is on Mal's List
                      "Whatever. The only thing between me and the top spot in this case is superglue in Quiverjerk's coffee."
                      • Negaduck
                        Negaduck commented on the blog Because your Kiss is on Mal's List
                        "I'm sure warts were involved, given who else he's been entangled with..."
                        • Negaduck
                          Negaduck commented on the blog Because your Kiss is on Mal's List
                          "Goldilocks can take those soft effeminate lips of his and kiss my ass!"
                          • Negaduck
                            Negaduck commented on the blog RP: Back in the Bad Books
                            As the chair had done, the textbooks had about as much impact on him as their target audience - until a large print edition of Mahatma Gander's theory of non-violent resistance ricocheted into a fan and exploded into a cloud of confetti....

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                            • Red Nova
                              Red Nova

                              "'Sorry', now there's a word that sounds weird and unnatural coming from you. I was merely commenting on your taste in fashion. Sans bonnet...not much improvement I'm afraid."

                              • Red Nova
                                Red Nova

                                "Nice hat. Suits you better than the other one by far."

                                • NegaMalicia
                                  NegaMalicia

                                  "Hi Mr. Negaduck! Just dropping by for my daily repentance-check. Have you seen the light yet?"

                                  • Negaduck
                                    Negaduck

                                    Pinching the bridge of his beak, Negaduck muttered, "Moron."

                                    The guy had clearly taken one too many blows to the head. There was something wrong with him, even by Negaversian standards.

                                    As long as he followed orders though, Negaduck couldn't care. Hunting down one little girl couldn't require that much brain power, could it?

                                    The failure of either of them to return, combined with the mess he found thereafter by the portal, shortly proved him wrong.

                                    To the blasted 'Normalverse' then.

                                    • Derpface Dork
                                      Derpface Dork

                                      "MY PARENTS GAVE US THAT CHINA AS A MOVING IN PRESENT. I knew you hated those like hand painted demons...." He growled "You can't just tell me like a normal person." He crunched the gravy Boat with his boot in a fit.
                                      HE growled "I'll go get your Daughter and stop her from being eaten, or beaten or used as a television antennae. " He kicked at the wall.
                                      "I swear one of these days I want be around for you to make fun of...." He muttered to himself.

                                      HE was so mad he left the door without slamming.
                                      But his mom raised him better. He pulled the door off it's hinges and threw it at the porch.
                                      Good manners are crucial in a happy criminal hide out.

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