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NegaMalicia

"MR NEGADUCK! Is it true you're being a good boy now?" Those wide sparkly eyes staring at him... upside-down. Because she was flapping just above and decided to just drop down in surprise.

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Species: Guardian Angel
Sexual Orientation: I love everyone :)
Marital Status: I love everyone :)
With: Everyone :)
About

 Hi everyone! My name is Malicia and I'm here to make you smile! 

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    • Negaduck
      Negaduck

      Those oh so fluffy cheeks of his were smooshed sideways into her enormous, soft cuddles, but still he could growl out exactly what he thought about that idea.

      "I would love that."

      ERROR. ERROR. ABORT.

      • NegaMalicia
        NegaMalicia

        "Oh you did, but I'm all better now!" She smiled brightly. "It was just a minor boo-boo, but I fixed it!"

        She pulled him into a great big warm hug. "It's so nice to see you finally coming around. We should throw a family picnic in your honor! We can invite that really nice guy who is taking care of Gosalyn now. Oh! You two could BOTH be her daddies together!"

        • Negaduck
          Negaduck

          "BWAH!"

          Falling backwards, flailing. From where he collided with the unsavoury contents of an alley, he glared up from under a bin lid.

          "Didn't I decapitate you?!"

          He should've learnt by now, but nope.

          • Negaduck
            Negaduck

            "MFFFPBBHFFFFF"

            Boob prison or not, it was still a prison, and an affectionate one at that.

            In a mild - no, all out full panic, he thrashed with all his limbs, but it wasn't enough to break free.

            It was, however, just enough room to swing an axe and lop off her head.

            There, much better.

            • Negaduck
              Negaduck

              "Ohforthehateofall- SHOO. Where'd I put that angel repellent..."

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              • NegaMalicia
                NegaMalicia posted on Negaduck's message board
                "That sounds painful." The acid that is, not the 'puppy' left waiting in Negaduck's hands as she circled him curiously. "I think it's a lovely picture though. Not like the strange sinful ones that reformed criminals have me remove with my healing...
                • NegaMalicia
                  NegaMalicia posted on Negaduck's message board
                  "Oh thank you!" But instead of taking it, she pointed at his rear end. "That's a super cute kitty picture on your bum! Is that one of those things that stays on you forever until your body departs this mortal plane?"
                  • NegaMalicia
                    NegaMalicia posted on Negaduck's message board
                    Suddenly appearing behind him, like a 6-foot winged ninja. "HI MR. NEGADUCK. How are you doing today? Do you have anymore of those cute little pink puppies to give away?! There's these sweet little orphans who are destitute... in smiles!"
                    • NegaMalicia
                      NegaMalicia commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                      Negacia's eyes were so wide and sparkly they could cause a stroke.  "Mr. Negaduck are you finally... opening your heart? This is such amazing progress!"  Turning to Gos now, she nodded. "I've never seen such kindness from him before,...
                      • NegaMalicia
                        NegaMalicia commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                        "Papa?" Negacia gasped in surprise. "Gosalyn, I didn't know you had TWO daddies now! You're so lucky!" Wait, shouldn't she be fully aware of the Friendly Four and Negaduck? Oh that's right, Negacia is a moron who doesn't know how to...
                        • NegaMalicia
                          NegaMalicia commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                          "GOSALYN!" The angel squeaked happily. "I made the marshmallow gelatin especially for you, I know how much you love marshmallows!" She joined Gosalyn in her pleading. "Yes! Can we keep a puppy?" As if the rakish rogue had unintentionally gained...
                          • NegaMalicia
                            NegaMalicia commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                            Like a puppy awaiting positive reinforcement, NegaMal simply stared at Negaduck with those wide, bright eyes, her hands eagerly clasped together.  "I made that one especially for you." She said proudly. "I read in the cookbook that this is the...
                            • NegaMalicia
                              NegaMalicia commented on the blog When Violence Fails...
                              Too bad he hadn't landed on the two soft pillowy things next to the picnic mat.  "Oh, Mr. Negaduck! You showed up on time!" The owner of said things smiled brightly at him. "Do you like potato salad? I also brought some cole-slaw, I hear that...

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