Malicia Macawber

((OOC: Going on a short hiatus, will be back at some point in time.))


Age: Mind Your Damn Business
Species: Duckubus
Gender: Lady
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Supervillain with Superbeauty

What's there to tell? I'm only the most beautiful creature you've ever seen. That's all you have to know.



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    • Lilly Teal
      Lilly Teal


      "Hah. Well I'll invite you if I ever find coffee good enough to-"

      Uncle Matt's taught Lilly how to make REALLY good coffee.

      ... Lilly being there might defeat the purpose of getting a discount.

      ... I'll work something out.

      "As a matter of fact, I might know a place. I'll tack on an invitation with my next installment. See you then."

      "Bye! And thank you so much for the bunnies!"

      "You're EMBARRASSING me."

      • Lilly Teal
        Lilly Teal

        Lilly waved back happily.

        "Aw. She likes you," he said sarcastically, digging out his wallet. "Alright, so that's... uhuh, and... right, and, yes, that's all I have."

        Man. This machine better be worth it.

        "Do I get a future discount if I invite you out for coffee or something?" It'd be cheaper than your prices.

        • Lilly Teal
          Lilly Teal

          A THOUSAND? It's a pair of guns, not a pair of kidneys!

          He didn't say what his face expressed, because lo and behold, she suggested a payment plan!

          What, use my beloved cousin for personal monetary gain?

          He grinned. "I'm open to that idea. I mean... I can't promise she won't wander in here by herself, but like that's going to happen."


          "Sooo what payment plan do you have in mind?"

          • Lilly Teal
            Lilly Teal

            As Malicia leaned away, Lilly leaned in, clearly under the impression that the attempt to exit her presence was accidental. Her smile only got bigger as the bunnies were described, though it did drop into disappointment at the instruction to not open.

            B-but I wanted to play with them...

            Still. STILL. I will own these cute things! For free!

            Darryl seemed to be trying very hard not to laugh. No sympathy for people not used to his cousin.

            "What do I feed them? Do they need special food?"

            I hope Javert doesn't try to eat them.


            "Don't," Darryl warned, but she had already thrust the box into his hands, and thrown her now free arms around Malicia.

            "Thank you! So kind!"

            Rolling his eyes, Darryl grabbed her arm and wrested her off of the shopkeeper. "... uh. Soooo. That's two guns and one free box of bunnies. How much do we owe you?"

            Minus the emotional damages for what just happened here.

            • Lilly Teal
              Lilly Teal

              "It's St. Canard. Everyone has the same infestation. She just keeps giving them coffee and biscuits."

              At the mention of the free offer, Lilly perked up and forgot all about staying still or not making any sudden movements, zipping over to their side with a huge smile. The things that had tried to settle down and have a family in her hair went rolling off with various annoyed noises, one still dangling from a strand.

              "Unicorn what? BUNNIES?"

              "She... she likes cute things."