I'll give you some substance. As always, however, crime was the first thing on Negaduck's mind too. Getting down to business in whatever form was fine by him.
"As you can imagine, the crooks of St Canard have been keeping the jewellry retaillers - or more specifically their insurance brokers - busy for some time."
I'd like to take all the credit for that but hey, can't knock a team effort.
"In a bid to get ahead of that, they're trailling a new form of maximum security shopfronts, dubbed Pandora's Box. I'm talking electrified outer walls, automated machine gun posts, decoy videogames, the works."
A shiny leaflet, promising The Luxury of Safety, and gold. Lots of gold.
"You give me something to bust through the external defences - like, say, a portal - and anything in the collection you want is yours."