Malicia Macawber

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Age: Mind Your Damn Business
Species: Duckubus
Gender: Lady
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Supervillain with Superbeauty

What's there to tell? I'm only the most beautiful creature you've ever seen. That's all you have to know.



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    • Lilly Teal
      Lilly Teal

      "My magic free life's pretty interesting," he shrugged, the shrug of a man who had been huffed at many times before. "Oh nice. Yeah that looks like exactly what I'm looking for. And a disintegration pistol for Lilly if you have one. Just a small and simple one to scare people off."

      "I don't NEED a gun I live in a really nice neighbourhood." As per instructions, she was standing still, and small things were starting to nest in her hair. "And I don't think I should get a weapon without asking uncle Matthew anyway."

      Not that she or Darryl had any idea her uncle had any expertise with using, smuggling or trafficking weapons. Maybe his name was known in those circles but... well, when you're not part of the circles...

      But he liked to be informed.

      "... one small disintegrating pistol or whatever you'd recommend for someone who watches supervillains crash through the walls and still says it's 'a really nice neighbourhood'."

      • Lilly Teal
        Lilly Teal

        "Magic's practically cheating," he objected, though with some good humour. "Certainly speeds things up, though. "


        "Lilly, she said don't touch anything."

        "I'm NOT touching it, it's touching me!" she objected, as a tendril of something gloopy tried to snake it's way further up her arm from it's vat that she DID NOT TOUCH WE PROMISE.

        • Lilly Teal
          Lilly Teal

          Touch anything? Why, we would NEVER. In fact, in fact I'm offended that you would assume even in the slightest that we would dream of even considering of daring-

          Lilly folded her hands tightly behind her back, because the only alternative was touching everything. But all the same, she leaned in as close as she dared to take in the sheer overwhelming variety of things. And not just weapons, but things that seemed to shift slightly on their own, strange noises she couldn't quite place.

          [i]This is both worrying and very engaging. I can't look awaaaaay.[/i]

          "Wow," Darryl commented. "This is. Excessive. How do you even find anything in all this?"

          She organises them OBVIOUSLY, Darryl.

          • Lilly Teal
            Lilly Teal

            "Iiiiiii don't know what it's called," Darryl admitted, feeling in his pockets until he produced a sketch on a sheet of paper. Pencilled in underneath the weird looking little pistol was a serial number.

            "But it looks like this. It's a little sonic wave gun. I need to gut it for parts so it has to be this model."


            "Do you have a pet?" Lilly asked with cautious optimism. So much for staying out of the conversation.

            • Lilly Teal
              Lilly Teal

              "Spare some broiled solicitor?" Darryl asked politely, seconds before Lilly tugged him.

              "Darryl! I'm sorry about him."

              "Don't apologise, it was funny!" Maybe just to you. "Anyway, sorry if this is a bad time Miss... Malicia? I actually came to buy something."

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