Launchpad McQuack

@drakemallard ”So I don’t give off a creepy bad guy vibe? Phew. That’s a relief. Thanks, DW.”

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Species: Avian
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single and not really looking
With: My housemates and pals. Wait, you mean who I'm hanging out with, right?
Occupation: Handy dandy pilot, number one sidekick, and best friend.
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"Hey, everybody! I just flew in from Duckburg and boy are my arms tired! Oh, uh, guess I've used that joke already... What's that? Can't hear ya over my headphones... Uh...come again? 'Negaduck is cross dressing at the bookstore'? Oh, oh I got it...'Negaduck is planning a big heist and was last seen at a bookstore.' That makes more sense. Hehe. For a moment I was worried there... Oh boy... Better call DW. And get back to flying! YIPE! Watch out! Comin' through, little birdie!"
*CRASH!*
"I'm okay...! Whew! Lucky for me I landed on my head! Hehehehe. Like I always say: 'any crash you can walk away from is a good one!' Launchpad McQuack, over and out!"

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    • Misunderstood Scientist
      Misunderstood Scientist

      Gyro gave Launchpad a side glance over the top of his glasses. "... Right." He was suddenly dubious about Launchpad's ability to convince Mr. McDuck that they had formed some kind of acceptable social bond. He swiveled in his chair and rubbed at his eyes from under his glasses.

      "Before you leave, can you tell me what exactly you plan on telling him?"

      • Launchpad McQuack
        Launchpad McQuack

        @misunderstoodscientist
        “Sure, Pal! Whatever you just said.” Launchpad smirked conspiratorially and made finger quotes. “‘Friendship activities.’ Peace out, my good man-friend!” He saluted and smiled normally.

        • Misunderstood Scientist
          Misunderstood Scientist

          "Launchpad, you're the only organic living creature capable of speech who remotely fits the arbitrary definition of "a friend." Specifically, my friend. Do me a favor and tell Mr. McDuck that I've been doing the requisite friendship activities with you - whatever those are - so that I can continue working in peace." It was likely Gyro had never done any such thing with Launchpad, and it'd probably be more accurate to say they were work acquaintances. Although, Gyro often found himself irritated by Launchpad's lack of intellect, he was surprisingly tolerable.

          • Launchpad McQuack
            Launchpad McQuack

            “-Gulp- I hope whomever made all us guys into gals fixes this soon! I keep getting stuck under the Thunderquack with these things.” Launchpad self-consciously adjusts her jacket.

            • Launchpad McQuack
              Launchpad McQuack

              “Yeowch!” Launchpad had been watching the ball game from the bleachers, but the force of the ball knocked him off his perch down onto a few other spectators. Some yelling and an unsympathetic shoves later, and he ended up on the ball field in a twisted heap.

              “Oooh... Anyone catch the number on that flying saucer... Oof.”

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              • Launchpad McQuack
                Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog [RP] The Devil You Know
                Launchpad smiled gratefully at Elliot for the reassurance before hopping into the Thunderquack. “I guess we still have that little robot to take care of. Want me to bring it back here after I drop you two off?” He asked Gosalyn and...
                • Launchpad McQuack
                  Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                  @drakemallard ”So I don’t give off a creepy bad guy vibe? Phew. That’s a relief. Thanks, DW.”

                  • Launchpad McQuack
                    Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                    @Moonmom
                    “Aw. Apology accepted. You don’t need to do anything to make up for jumping to conclusions, Della. Everyone does that occasionally.” Launchpad smiled. “Even me! Hehe. It’s all water under a rock now.”

                    Uh, the expression is “under a... more

                    • Launchpad McQuack
                      Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                      @drakemallard
                      “You would put me in jail?!” Gasp! That’s an even more horrifying thought! He’d never get another Hippo burger or milkshake again! Or see his friends... He blew his bill noisily.

                      • Launchpad McQuack
                        Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                        @Moonmom Launchpad wiped his eyes and forced a gentle smile through his grief.
                        “It’s okay. I know that feeling all too well. Mr. McDee took me in when nobody else would, and I thought I was going to be fired when he wanted to buy a bunch of... more

                        • Launchpad McQuack
                          Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                          @drakemallard “Bu-but... If she saw something in me that seemed evil, then that must mean other people see it, too! But I’m a good guy! I-I don’t even know how to be evil. Unless you count the time I took the last half of a chocolate cake without... more

                          • Launchpad McQuack
                            Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                            @Moonmom Launchpad looked behind him, fully expecting Della to be pointing at someone else but when he realized the only person she could possibly be calling evil was himself, he gasped. His bill quivered and his eyes widened and glassed over. He... more

                            • Launchpad McQuack
                              Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                              @drakemallard “But... What about the honey glaze? There’s no honey in that.”

                              • Launchpad McQuack
                                Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                @drakemallard ”Really? You know the recipe to their secret sauce? Oh boy oh boy! Now I’m looking forward to dinner. Hehe, more so than usual.”

                                • Launchpad McQuack
                                  Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                  @DuckAvenger ”Hard work! I keep all of the vehicles in tip top shape and install upgrades. I’ve lifted weights so much, I can even pick up a jet engine all by myself now! Hehe. I used to have to wench it into place with a pulley and... more

                                  • Launchpad McQuack
                                    Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                    @drakemallard “But... She asked for a greasy burger with all the fixings and few veggies. And Hamburger Hippo’s my favorite place! Jackalope’s Diner has good normal burgers if you want half a salad bar on top of it. But nobody else makes that... more

                                    • Launchpad McQuack
                                      Launchpad McQuack posted on Launchpad McQuack's message board
                                      @misunderstoodscientist “Sure, Pal! Whatever you just said.” Launchpad smirked conspiratorially and made finger quotes. “‘Friendship activities.’ Peace out, my good man-friend!” He saluted and smiled normally.
                                      • Launchpad McQuack
                                        Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                        “Okay okay,” Launchpad raised his hands placatingly. “We, um, obviously both love planes and burgers, and Mr. McDee’s family. I mean, Mr. McDuck.” He smiled again, still determined to be nice. He proffered his hand. “Maybe we got off on the wrong... more

                                        • Launchpad McQuack
                                          Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                          “Plane? Oh! You mean the Sun Chaser? Hehe. That baby sure was dusty when Mr. McDee first showed her to me.” Launchpad kept on smiling, not taking offense at the lady’s angry tone.

                                          • Launchpad McQuack
                                            Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                            “Huh?” Launchpad tilted his head. “Replacement for what?”

                                            • Launchpad McQuack
                                              Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                              “Oh! I know! Hamburger Hippo recently opened a new location in Duckburg.” Launchpad starts singing the Hamburger Hippo song.

                                              • Launchpad McQuack
                                                Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog A Sticky End
                                                “Huh? Whoa! Easy! I surrender!” Launchpad raised his hands. “Steelbeak! I shoulda known it was you behind this... This... What is it you did again?” 
                                                • Launchpad McQuack
                                                  Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                  “Great! See ya then, Pal!” @DuckAvenger

                                                  • Launchpad McQuack
                                                    Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                    “Nah. I don’t think I’m going to be part of the training course tonight, so I don’t need a diversion anymore. Thanks though. You can still join us at Pizza Pierre’s for peanut butter cups and pizza.” :)

                                                    • Launchpad McQuack
                                                      Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                      “Mmm, pizza and cutter bups. I mean butter nuts! I mean... Oh hey, look! A cloud shaped like Darkwing Duck!” _hides_