Launchpad McQuack

@Posiglomgold “Villains and slobs. Careful with the octopuses, too. Hank might get a bit testy if he loses a family member, heh. He can sure put a crick in your back with one tentacle. Although I bet he’d make a good chiropractor...”

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Species: Avian
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single and not really looking
With: My housemates and pals. Wait, you mean who I'm hanging out with, right?
Occupation: Handy dandy pilot, number one sidekick, and best friend.
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"Hey, everybody! I just flew in from Duckburg and boy are my arms tired! Oh, uh, guess I've used that joke already... What's that? Can't hear ya over my headphones... Uh...come again? 'Negaduck is cross dressing at the bookstore'? Oh, oh I got it...'Negaduck is planning a big heist and was last seen at a bookstore.' That makes more sense. Hehe. For a moment I was worried there... Oh boy... Better call DW. And get back to flying! YIPE! Watch out! Comin' through, little birdie!"
*CRASH!*
"I'm okay...! Whew! Lucky for me I landed on my head! Hehehehe. Like I always say: 'any crash you can walk away from is a good one!' Launchpad McQuack, over and out!"

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    • Launchpad McQuack
      Launchpad McQuack

      “-Gulp- I hope whomever made all us guys into gals fixes this soon! I keep getting stuck under the Thunderquack with these things.” Launchpad self-consciously adjusts her jacket.

      • Launchpad McQuack
        Launchpad McQuack

        “Yeowch!” Launchpad had been watching the ball game from the bleachers, but the force of the ball knocked him off his perch down onto a few other spectators. Some yelling and an unsympathetic shoves later, and he ended up on the ball field in a twisted heap.

        “Oooh... Anyone catch the number on that flying saucer... Oof.”

        • Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard
          Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard

          "Think fast, bucket-head!" Gosalyn whooped as she kicked a soccer ball toward Launchpad's head with all her might. Negaduck's hate arrow had done its work.

          • Drake Mallard
            Drake Mallard

            "I think it wouldn't last being stuck in the scrapbook." Drake says. "Enjoy the breakfast."

            • Launchpad McQuack
              Launchpad McQuack

              @drakemallard

              “Thanks!” Launchpad took the toast appreciatively and started to butter it until he noticed soemthing familiar about it.
              “Whoa. DW, look at this! It’s got your face crisped on it! I don't know if I should eat it or put it in a scrapbook, hehehe.”

            The Wire

              • Launchpad McQuack

                By Launchpad McQuack

                @Posiglomgold “Villains and slobs. Careful with the octopuses, too. Hank might get a bit testy if he loses a family member, heh. He can...More

                • Launchpad McQuack

                  By Launchpad McQuack

                  “Watch out for laughing fish, too! And sharks! And if you see a jack-in-the-box, leave it alone and get away, quick! Believe me, you don’t...More

                  • Launchpad McQuack

                    By Launchpad McQuack

                    “Here’s a better idea. Why don’t you warm up to a new hero and leave my hero alone?” @Doomboy

                    • Launchpad McQuack

                      By Launchpad McQuack

                      “I didn’t think he was training anyone since the Darkwing Decoy idea backfired again... He sure did not want Quiverwing Quack, Quiverwing...More

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                          Launchpad McQuack posted on Launchpad McQuack's message board
                          “-Gulp- I hope whomever made all us guys into gals fixes this soon! I keep getting stuck under the Thunderquack with these things.” Launchpad self-consciously adjusts her jacket.
                          • Launchpad McQuack
                            Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog [RP] The Devil You Know
                            “I’m with QQ on this one, DW. Let’s get out of here. I’ll treat us to some milkshakes to cheer us up.” Launchpad patted Darkwing’ and Gosalyn’s shoulders. Despite his lighthearted tone, there was one answer...
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                              Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                              @Posiglomgold “Villains and slobs. Careful with the octopuses, too. Hank might get a bit testy if he loses a family member, heh. He can sure put a crick in your back with one tentacle. Although I bet he’d make a good chiropractor...”

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                                Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                “Watch out for laughing fish, too! And sharks! And if you see a jack-in-the-box, leave it alone and get away, quick! Believe me, you don’t want to know what’s in it. And try to be happy if you do hook it. That’ll keep ya safe. -gulp- I hope...”

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                                  Launchpad McQuack joined the group QuackerJack's Playhouse!
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                                    Launchpad McQuack posted on Launchpad McQuack's message board
                                    “Yeowch!” Launchpad had been watching the ball game from the bleachers, but the force of the ball knocked him off his perch down onto a few other spectators. Some yelling and an unsympathetic shoves later, and he ended up on the ball field in a...
                                    • Launchpad McQuack
                                      Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog A Sticky End
                                      “Beats me. I know Elliot would have put up a heckuva fight, too, if he had a fightin’ chance. I don’t think anyone would come after him with a clown van thoough. Oh, I think Carol said something about there being a murder,...
                                      • Launchpad McQuack
                                        Launchpad McQuack posted on Launchpad McQuack's message board
                                        @drakemallard “Thanks!” Launchpad took the toast appreciatively and started to butter it until he noticed soemthing familiar about it. “Whoa. DW, look at this! It’s got your face crisped on it! I don't know if I should eat it or put it in a...
                                        • Launchpad McQuack
                                          Launchpad McQuack commented on the photo Darkwing Request
                                          “Whatcha got there, DW? Ooh, a picture! Did Gos draw it? Looks like Swampthing ate his veggies and grew a few stories! Hehehe.” 
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                                            Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog A Sticky End
                                            Carol faintly heard the struggle but it sounded so far away... The collie was soon out for the count.  ——- “I toldja. A SHUSH agent was kidnapped just a couple of blocks away from the police station! By a van with a clown on...
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                                              Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog [RP] The Devil You Know
                                              Launchpad looked at Darkwarrior with puppy eyes. “Gos is...gone?”  Getting a little misty eyed, he cleared his throat and edged between his hero and the antagonist.  “Don’t worry, Darkwing. I’ve always got...
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                                                Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog A Sticky End
                                                “Oh good you’re awake.” Launchpad sheepishly set aside the glass of water he’d been about to throw on his buddy.  “We’ve got hero stuff to do!” Launchpad tossed a costume on the dazed crimefighter....
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                                                  Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                  “Here’s a better idea. Why don’t you warm up to a new hero and leave my hero alone?” @Doomboy

                                                  • Launchpad McQuack
                                                    Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                    “I didn’t think he was training anyone since the Darkwing Decoy idea backfired again... He sure did not want Quiverwing Quack, Quiverwing Duck or Gizmoduck around. So, uh, heh... Do you really think I’m his equal?” @Doomyboy

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                                                      Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                      Whaddya mean? I’m the only sidekick Darkwing needs.

                                                      • Launchpad McQuack
                                                        Launchpad McQuack posted to the wire

                                                        @drakemallard “Who doesn’t? Wait. I said that wrong, didn’t I? Nevermind.”

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                                                          Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog A Sticky End
                                                          Launchpad returned home when his call over the radio failed to rouse a response from his heroic compadre.  He found Drake snoring blissfully in bed, completely oblivious to the world.  “DW! Wake up! We’ve got a case to...
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                                                            “Well, if he tapped your elbow’s funny bone, he should know to duck. It’ll be okay, Buddy.”

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                                                              Launchpad McQuack commented on the blog [RP] The Devil You Know
                                                              Once again, Launchpad had multiple choices on what to do. Since the running Thunderquack was still idling on the roof, the pilot was going to follow Quiverwing’s descent and try to net him, but Harmonizer moved faster than Launchpad’s...