Duckpool

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Age: 28
Species: Mutated Duck
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Oh please like anyones that stupid
With: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Occupation: Arms-Dealer /Mercenary/ Hero?
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Sup! It's everybodies favorite Merc with a Bill here in the Duckverse! And I know what your thinking, "But Duckpool is an alternative version of Deadpool! And Deadpool is a MARVEL Character stupid!"

Well first, don't call us stupid, and second DISNEY OWNS MARVEL DUMMY!

Also, we actually exist according to Marvel. We're the Deadpool from Howard's universe, but, uh, this ones more fun.

Anyway, that's enough from me and the voices in my head.

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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander

      "Unarming the arms dealer. Pretty poetic. So do you normally drop in on people with swords and guns and a full body catsuit to warn people about the bounties on their heads? Or am i just special? Trick question. I know I'm special. Clarification: Are you going to try to shoot me now? Because I wouldn't recommend it. Not if you want to refrain from stealing more shiny weapons for dropping in on random bounties."

      • Red Nova
        Red Nova

        When it didn't explode upon impact, she finally eventually opened it to reveal the contents, surprised. She looked over his picture, feeling a bit melancholic. Survived...that was about it, too.

        And that was just about ALL she was doing these days.

        She didn't make guns for other people anymore, she'd sworn off of selling her weaponry since the incident, having gone around to as many clients as she could to collect them back. Now they were just stockpiles, some collecting dust, some she didn't even use.

        Looking over the photo again, she mulled it over.

        ...Maybe she could spare a few.

        • Red Nova
          Red Nova

          Nova looked down at the package and sighed. "Well it's not as if I haven't experienced the joys of high impact explosives before. What's one more?" She unscrewed her prosthetic and held it outstretched in her other hand, very carefully prodding at the package, as if the added distance would've helped any.

          • Gladstone Gander
            Gladstone Gander

            “Seventeen? Hah. Well that so happens to be my lucky number, granted they’re all my lucky number. But thanks for the... warning? I’m sure the cartel will wind up curtailling their offer. Never bet on gangsters holding up their end of the bargain and also never bet against me. But since you’re here I suppose you know that already. Hey. Nice swords. Get them out of the Weild and Scream fall catalog?”

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            • Duckpool
              Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
              "Yeah, you heard him" The scene that unfolds is basically a slightly grosser one than this as Duckpool's head regrows, somehow with his mask still on. "Drop the gun!"
              • Duckpool
                Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                "Yeah, Judging from the look he just realized he can't be killed in my body, Someone may want to restrain him before he tries anything. One sec, I'll make it easy." And with that, Duckpool, in Negaduck's Body, Point-Blank shot Negaduck in the head...
                • Duckpool
                  Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                  "What did you just th...OH YOUR GONNA GET IT!" The Duckpool half reaches for a holstered pistol"Forget the ray, I'll seperate this guy from me myself!"
                  • Duckpool
                    Duckpool commented on the blog Warble: Infinity Warps
                    Spiderham quickly thwips a new web over the older ducks hand. Meanwhile duckpool has successfully rolled off the roof, using this as a distraction. ---- The ducktor goes silent for amoment before a patriotically dressed cat hops out. "Fine. I'll...
                    • Duckpool
                      Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                      "Okay 1, rude, 2, as long as your connected to me, it should grow back!" Duckpool tries to pull his arm free.
                      • Duckpool
                        Duckpool commented on the blog Warble: Infinity Warps
                        "The name is Spider-Ham, and this man is wanted for m-" "HE'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!" Duckpool has managed to get his mouth free Ironic since we're the unstable one lying Quiet you. "HE FOLLOWED ME FROM MY DIMENSIONS, HE'S ONE OF MY...
                        • Duckpool
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                          • Duckpool
                            Duckpool posted on Dr. Moira Rousseau's message board
                            "Uh, right, um. First off, my names Du-...Wade Wilson. I'm sorta a case by case worker for SHUSH. Anyway a few weeks ago my daughter Ellie got kidnapped and I'm worried she might have been traumitized...to make matters worse the guy who kidnapped...

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