Duckpool

"SOMEBODY SHOOT THE DOG!!!" @barkybarkwoof

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Age: 28
Species: Mutated Duck
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Oh please like anyones that stupid
With: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Occupation: Arms-Dealer /Mercenary/ Hero?
About

Sup! It's everybodies favorite Merc with a Bill here in the Duckverse! And I know what your thinking, "But Duckpool is an alternative version of Deadpool! And Deadpool is a MARVEL Character stupid!"

Well first, don't call us stupid, and second DISNEY OWNS MARVEL DUMMY!

Also, we actually exist according to Marvel. We're the Deadpool from Howard's universe, but, uh, this ones more fun.

Anyway, that's enough from me and the voices in my head.

The Wire

    • Duckpool

      By Duckpool

      "SOMEBODY SHOOT THE DOG!!!" @barkybarkwoof

      • Duckpool

        By Duckpool

        @DarkwingPhyscho Yeah, me and where I came from arent exactly compatable right now sorry.

        • Duckpool

          By Duckpool

          @drakemallard well, I did give negs a portal into the multiverse...so, yeah, I guess

          • Duckpool

            By Duckpool

            @darkwingpsycho Trust me, as long as that overgrown unhinged thanksgiving dinner is breathing, their will be hurt civilans

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            • Duckpool

              Warble: Infinity Warps

              By Duckpool

              Categories: Public Roleplay

              Heroes pour in from Duckpool's Home dimension looking for the Merc with a Bill and Saint Canard is caught in the crossfire.
              • Duckpool

                Arms Race

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                Categories: Public Roleplay

                *in the middle of the night every TV on at the late hour, particularly the ones on Channel 7, suddenly change to a hastily made commercial* "Hey you, Yeah you!" Duckpool walks on screen wearing a white tuxedo over his costume "Ever wanted to buy a...

              Message board

                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander

                  "Unarming the arms dealer. Pretty poetic. So do you normally drop in on people with swords and guns and a full body catsuit to warn people about the bounties on their heads? Or am i just special? Trick question. I know I'm special. Clarification: Are you going to try to shoot me now? Because I wouldn't recommend it. Not if you want to refrain from stealing more shiny weapons for dropping in on random bounties."

                  • Red Nova
                    Red Nova

                    When it didn't explode upon impact, she finally eventually opened it to reveal the contents, surprised. She looked over his picture, feeling a bit melancholic. Survived...that was about it, too.

                    And that was just about ALL she was doing these days.

                    She didn't make guns for other people anymore, she'd sworn off of selling her weaponry since the incident, having gone around to as many clients as she could to collect them back. Now they were just stockpiles, some collecting dust, some she didn't even use.

                    Looking over the photo again, she mulled it over.

                    ...Maybe she could spare a few.

                    • Red Nova
                      Red Nova

                      Nova looked down at the package and sighed. "Well it's not as if I haven't experienced the joys of high impact explosives before. What's one more?" She unscrewed her prosthetic and held it outstretched in her other hand, very carefully prodding at the package, as if the added distance would've helped any.

                      • Gladstone Gander
                        Gladstone Gander

                        “Seventeen? Hah. Well that so happens to be my lucky number, granted they’re all my lucky number. But thanks for the... warning? I’m sure the cartel will wind up curtailling their offer. Never bet on gangsters holding up their end of the bargain and also never bet against me. But since you’re here I suppose you know that already. Hey. Nice swords. Get them out of the Weild and Scream fall catalog?”

                      Activity

                        • Duckpool
                          Duckpool published a blog post Warble: Infinity Warps
                          Heroes pour in from Duckpool's Home dimension looking for the Merc with a Bill and Saint Canard is caught in the crossfire.
                          • Duckpool
                            Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                            "Oh you will, will you, why I oughta..." Then the beam hits "WHAT THE FLYING CLUCK"
                            • Duckpool
                              Duckpool posted to the wire

                              "SOMEBODY SHOOT THE DOG!!!" @barkybarkwoof

                              • Duckpool
                                Duckpool posted on Rebarka Sterling's message board
                                Duckpool kicks down Rebarka's door, shotgun in hand. "LET ME MAKING TWO CLUCKING THINGS VERY CLEAR TO YOU MS. STERLING. I HAVE A. NO MORAL CODE, AND B. A SINCERE DISTASTE FOR PEOPLE WHO POKE AROUND WHO I AM, WHAT I AM, AND WHERE I CAME FROM....
                                • Duckpool
                                  Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                                  "I have superpowers, but I'm more of an anti hero." Duckpool then began to whir the gatling gun faster "Pal, you do know that I literally can't be killed right? Even if you do kill these guys, you won't kill me, and i basically have unlimited...
                                  • Duckpool
                                    Duckpool commented on the blog Arms Race
                                    "Uh...no. We, um, borrowed the...boxes..." Duckpool makes a note to beat the crap out of Bob later. "I-I don't know where these come from you'll have to ask our supplier!"
                                    • Duckpool
                                      Duckpool commented on the photo How it is
                                      ....well, that's an image I'll never get out of my mind.
                                      • Duckpool
                                        Duckpool joined the group OOC Discussion Area

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