Duckpool

"Are, uh, are they good with kids?"

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Age: 28
Species: Mutated Duck
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Oh please like anyones that stupid
With: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Occupation: Arms-Dealer /Mercenary/ Hero?
About

Sup! It's everybodies favorite Merc with a Bill here in the Duckverse! And I know what your thinking, "But Duckpool is an alternative version of Deadpool! And Deadpool is a MARVEL Character stupid!"

Well first, don't call us stupid, and second DISNEY OWNS MARVEL DUMMY!

Also, we actually exist according to Marvel. We're the Deadpool from Howard's universe, but, uh, this ones more fun.

Anyway, that's enough from me and the voices in my head.

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    • Duckpool

      By Duckpool

      "Are, uh, are they good with kids?"

      • Duckpool

        By Duckpool

        Ok, so good news got my daughter back, but uh, anybody know a good physchologist? I think she might have been traumatized and all the ones...More

        • Duckpool

          By Duckpool

          @drakemallard Look pal, I'd just go Liam Neeson and revenge quest her out of there but the guy who kidnapped her is...well basically he's...More

          • Duckpool

            By Duckpool

            What...Hey I was gonna bring them back!

            *Chases after Darkwing*

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              *in the middle of the night every TV on at the late hour, particularly the ones on Channel 7, suddenly change to a hastily made commercial* "Hey you, Yeah you!" Duckpool walks on screen wearing a white tuxedo over his costume "Ever wanted to buy a...

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              • Gladstone Gander
                Gladstone Gander

                "Unarming the arms dealer. Pretty poetic. So do you normally drop in on people with swords and guns and a full body catsuit to warn people about the bounties on their heads? Or am i just special? Trick question. I know I'm special. Clarification: Are you going to try to shoot me now? Because I wouldn't recommend it. Not if you want to refrain from stealing more shiny weapons for dropping in on random bounties."

                • Red Nova
                  Red Nova

                  When it didn't explode upon impact, she finally eventually opened it to reveal the contents, surprised. She looked over his picture, feeling a bit melancholic. Survived...that was about it, too.

                  And that was just about ALL she was doing these days.

                  She didn't make guns for other people anymore, she'd sworn off of selling her weaponry since the incident, having gone around to as many clients as she could to collect them back. Now they were just stockpiles, some collecting dust, some she didn't even use.

                  Looking over the photo again, she mulled it over.

                  ...Maybe she could spare a few.

                  • Red Nova
                    Red Nova

                    Nova looked down at the package and sighed. "Well it's not as if I haven't experienced the joys of high impact explosives before. What's one more?" She unscrewed her prosthetic and held it outstretched in her other hand, very carefully prodding at the package, as if the added distance would've helped any.

                    • Gladstone Gander
                      Gladstone Gander

                      “Seventeen? Hah. Well that so happens to be my lucky number, granted they’re all my lucky number. But thanks for the... warning? I’m sure the cartel will wind up curtailling their offer. Never bet on gangsters holding up their end of the bargain and also never bet against me. But since you’re here I suppose you know that already. Hey. Nice swords. Get them out of the Weild and Scream fall catalog?”

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                      • Duckpool
                        Duckpool posted on Negaduck's message board
                        "Who Dares to intrude upon Doom's fortress!" A Duck in a green hood and Silver, Iron-man esque armor flew over
                        • Duckpool
                          Duckpool commented on the blog Arms Race
                          "Alrighty then." Bob nods and walks off. "Screwball."   ----------- Duckpool was trying on diffrent hats, ranging from tiny Fez to massive ten gallon hats backstage as Bob walked in. "Hey boss, Steelbeaks pretty rowdy out there. Might want...
                          • Duckpool
                            Duckpool posted on Negaduck's message board
                            Suprisingly it did not turn his insides into a half eaten chimichanga (I cant believe it took me this long to say Chimichanga). Instead it nearly instanteously teleported him out of anther WHO box...and right into Castle Von Doom. Duckpool might...
                            • Duckpool
                              Duckpool posted on Negaduck's message board
                              "Its simple, you write the dimension you want to go to on the label and open it. Well I must be off, tell the good Ducktor I sent you and he'll help you anyway he can." Duckpool skedaddles
                              • Duckpool
                                Duckpool posted to the wire

                                "Are, uh, are they good with kids?"

                                • Duckpool
                                  Duckpool posted on Negaduck's message board
                                  "No, My WHO, the What blew up! look, it was made by a guy named Reed Richards from my universe, he's the entire reason I ever was able to leave my universe. It stands for worm hole opener"
                                  • Duckpool
                                    Duckpool posted to the wire

                                    Ok, so good news got my daughter back, but uh, anybody know a good physchologist? I think she might have been traumatized and all the ones I met either tried to kill me or convince me to kill everyone in the world.

                                    • Duckpool
                                      Duckpool posted on Negaduck's message board
                                      "Please due, you like, underestimate my power" Duckpool gives Negaduck a box labeled 'Who" "This, is my Who"

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