Duckpool

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Age: 28
Species: Mutated Duck
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Oh please like anyones that stupid
With: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Occupation: Arms-Dealer /Mercenary/ Hero?
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Sup! It's everybodies favorite Merc with a Bill here in the Duckverse! And I know what your thinking, "But Duckpool is an alternative version of Deadpool! And Deadpool is a MARVEL Character stupid!"

Well first, don't call us stupid, and second DISNEY OWNS MARVEL DUMMY!

Also, we actually exist according to Marvel. We're the Deadpool from Howard's universe, but, uh, this ones more fun.

Anyway, that's enough from me and the voices in my head.

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    • Negaduck's Biggest Stan
      Negaduck's Biggest Stan

      "Unarming the arms dealer. Pretty poetic. So do you normally drop in on people with swords and guns and a full body catsuit to warn people about the bounties on their heads? Or am i just special? Trick question. I know I'm special. Clarification: Are you going to try to shoot me now? Because I wouldn't recommend it. Not if you want to refrain from stealing more shiny weapons for dropping in on random bounties."

      • Red Nova
        Red Nova

        When it didn't explode upon impact, she finally eventually opened it to reveal the contents, surprised. She looked over his picture, feeling a bit melancholic. Survived...that was about it, too.

        And that was just about ALL she was doing these days.

        She didn't make guns for other people anymore, she'd sworn off of selling her weaponry since the incident, having gone around to as many clients as she could to collect them back. Now they were just stockpiles, some collecting dust, some she didn't even use.

        Looking over the photo again, she mulled it over.

        ...Maybe she could spare a few.

        • Red Nova
          Red Nova

          Nova looked down at the package and sighed. "Well it's not as if I haven't experienced the joys of high impact explosives before. What's one more?" She unscrewed her prosthetic and held it outstretched in her other hand, very carefully prodding at the package, as if the added distance would've helped any.

          • Negaduck's Biggest Stan
            Negaduck's Biggest Stan

            “Seventeen? Hah. Well that so happens to be my lucky number, granted they’re all my lucky number. But thanks for the... warning? I’m sure the cartel will wind up curtailling their offer. Never bet on gangsters holding up their end of the bargain and also never bet against me. But since you’re here I suppose you know that already. Hey. Nice swords. Get them out of the Weild and Scream fall catalog?”

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            • Duckpool
              Duckpool commented on the blog Warble: Infinity Warps
              "The name is Spider-Ham, and this man is wanted for m-" "HE'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!" Duckpool has managed to get his mouth free Ironic since we're the unstable one lying Quiet you. "HE FOLLOWED ME FROM MY DIMENSIONS, HE'S ONE OF MY...
              • Duckpool
                Duckpool posted to the wire
                • Duckpool
                  Duckpool posted on Dr. Moira Rousseau's message board
                  "Uh, right, um. First off, my names Du-...Wade Wilson. I'm sorta a case by case worker for SHUSH. Anyway a few weeks ago my daughter Ellie got kidnapped and I'm worried she might have been traumitized...to make matters worse the guy who kidnapped...
                  • Duckpool
                    Duckpool commented on the blog Warble: Infinity Warps
                    "I'm very well versed in whats under this city, I just so happen to be the sorcerer supreme of my dimension, I believe I can handle moving a few people into your world." ---- Spiderham is standing over a partially cocoon Duckpool. "Stand back...
                    • Duckpool
                      Duckpool posted to the wire

                      Can confirm, works stupidly well, helps if you have a reputation for being mentally unstable
                      @agentgemini

                      • Duckpool
                        Duckpool commented on the blog Open RP: Super Ways To Die
                        Duckpool recovers from the shock surprisingly quick. "Calm down I can fix this!" The amalgams right arm reaches for one of Duckpool's Katannas...and tries to chop off the second head on the body.
                        • Duckpool
                          Duckpool posted to the wire

                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

                          Every speaker in saint canard starts blaring this at full volume as Duckpool rides by on a cycle with a duffle bag of money

                          • Duckpool
                            Duckpool commented on the blog Warble: Infinity Warps
                            (OCC: Sorry i took so long to reply to this) The ducks cape tugs toward the direction Gemini is in. "Yes I know she's there, I'm waiting for her to introduce herself" The Duck's amulet opens, revealing a green gem... ---- "Let me ask...

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