AJ Crowley

@Harmonizer "Suspicious? Of me? Nah no need for that, but you're welcome to join us on the dodgems. A social call, nothing for work. This time."

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Age: 6,000 years give or take
Species: Demon
Sexual Orientation: Cinephile
With: A bright, luminous collection of house plants WHO HAD BETTER FLOURISH IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM
Occupation: Professional sin stirrer and saunterer
About

In the beginning, Crowley mucked it all up.

Or did he do exactly what he was meant to? Lord knows.

The serpent who tempted Eve and Adam in the Garden, Crawley - as he was originally known - was responsible for countless other blights on the world, including computer warranties, Welsh-language television and urban design.

Despite having all the swagger and coolness of a British rock star, Crowley remains a demon, with all the standard demon traits. The only element of these usually visible is his slitted yellow eyes, but even those are perpetually hidden behind designer sunglasses. 

He can also perform various miracles feats, including stopping time and turning into a giant snake. Needless to say, he is fun at parties. 

 

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    • AJ Crowley
      AJ Crowley

      @Cowl

      "Don't be ridiculous, I don't have horn-" Freezing mid finger sweep of his perfectly styled hair, only to scowl.

      There were only two explanations, and Crowley felt confident the kid hadn't ingested something he shouldn't have, if only by the absence of any corn chips or other common munchie indicators alone.

      So he went with the other, raising a brow in the direction of those odd glasses.

      "What're you wearing?"

      Redirection, always a good technique.

      • Crimson Cowl
        Crimson Cowl

        "Yes it is. Like. really, really on fire and...theres horns. and a snake, and honestly it's kind of creeping me out,"

        Cowl is wearing some weird, blue glasses.

        • AJ Crowley
          AJ Crowley

          Okay, this was unexpected.

          Crowley was pretty sure it wasn't, and that he was in the form of a perfectly normal if not staggeringly handsome human, who was also not on fire.

          Maybe his control was slipping?

          Leaning slightly to one side, he checked his reflection in a glass window behind the Cowl, then straightened up simply to say,

          "No it isn't."

          Phew, close call.

          • Val Helwing
            Val Helwing

            Crowley probably wasn't the only one who looked overdressed for the run-down hotel. Val Helwing sat on a rickety old barstool, arms propped on a worn, unstable bar counter drinking what was probably the equivalent of expired apple juice mixed with water the St. Canard Health Department would be terrified by. He was clad in a long, red trench coat, his narrowed eyes glaring at his drink from behind his small, round spectacles. He had rather long, black head-feathers sprawled out past his shoulders in a wild and untamed manner.

            The crow glanced over at the strange drake who had come to visit him. "Monster hunter? You say it so casually. There are nights, you know, nights when I peer into the dark abyss and realize how increasingly the line blurs between the hunter and the hunted. Nights when I close my eyes, and the howling and the shrieking never stops. Nights where you can't even stop into a sandwich shop without running into a fiendish bloodsucking creature from the netherworld who can apparently get away with using the same expired coupon you tried to use days earlier but without success."

            Val sighed and grumbled. "Yeah. I'm THE monster hunter. And you won't find anyone more of an expert than me on cryptozoology."

            • Crimson Cowl
              Crimson Cowl

              ...

              "Your head is literally on fire."

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              • AJ Crowley
                AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                "No no no no." Even if the fire hadn't been so very warm, good deeds were the last thing on Crowley's agenda. "I don't do fixing. Ngh don't look at me like that!" Like any good snake, he caved.  "Fine. But I'm doing as little as...
                • AJ Crowley
                  AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                  Crowley had high confidence in the angel to resolve the contract matter. No, what's the word, low. None at all. In absence of a single better idea though, he'd let him run with it, figuratively speaking. In the meantime he'd simply have to consider...
                  • AJ Crowley
                    AJ Crowley posted to the wire

                    @Harmonizer "Suspicious? Of me? Nah no need for that, but you're welcome to join us on the dodgems. A social call, nothing for work. This time."

                    • AJ Crowley
                      AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                      Dumbfounded, Crowley stared. Of all the selfless, stupid, loving- Oh, right. Angel. "No, no way. S'out of the question. Too danger.. dangerous." Realising that sounded a little nice himself, adding, "Can't risk anyone else thinking I'd wear...
                      • AJ Crowley
                        AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                        So agitated, Crowley didn't even tackle the obvious flaw with a demon going to confession. Aziraphale was trying to help, he knew, but it would take more than due recognition of his talents to smooth this over (which was not to say he should...
                        • AJ Crowley
                          AJ Crowley posted to the wire

                          "Oh, hi. Death. What work have I been doing, you say? Uh you know. Work. Dissolving crankibilities. Merging downputs. Real bleeding edge stuff."

                          • AJ Crowley
                            AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                            But Crowley was clutching his phone as if it were a small prey animal trying to escape. Perhaps he could send the missing broad back in the mail. He was a busy field agent, nobody could expect him to waste his precious time on in person gift...
                            • AJ Crowley
                              AJ Crowley commented on the blog Another Fine Mess
                              A very not simultaneous blink as he tried to process not only what was happening, but how.. how.. evil Aziraphale was.  See, that there was why they were friends. Even if it was slightly terrifying. Amongst other things. Eventually his brain...

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