Gladstone Gander

@Negaduck @DuckAvenger "Get a room you two, or you'll make us all want to hurl."

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Age: 31
Species: Gander/Duck ... would that be a Doose? A Guck? Goose father + Duck Mother = ?
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: pansexual
Marital Status: Taken
With: Lilly Teal
Occupation: Don't you dare slander my name with accusing me of -ugh- working
About

Luckiest goose alive, laziest, possibly most arrogant?  Top of a lot of lists,  including a “Do Not Admit” at most of the major casinos.  

No lucky charms required, Gladstone was born under a lucky sign and loudly reminds everyone in earshot.  This has earned him quite a bit of notoriety as being insufferable and really who likes to be around someone who wins ALL THE TIME?   It’s disheartening to say the least (just ask his cousin Donald). 

So if you want to chat with Gladstone,  step right up, try your luck,  if he’s feeling generous you might end up with a free car (he has plenty) and a nickname. 

 

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    • Harmonizer
      Harmonizer

      "Gl-Gladstone are you okay?"

      "Maybe we should take you to a doctor."

      • Negaduck
        Negaduck

        "So glad you've finally came out in recognition of how immensely awesome I am."

        • Queen Malicia of St. Canard
          Queen Malicia of St. Canard

          @Mambo

          "Tiara polishing?! That sounds... well, actually I have something else to discuss first and foremost. But we'll get to the shinies soon enough." Wow gosh, actual priorities? This had to be serious.

          "As you probably know, because you're an all-knowing oracle and whatnot, my cousins are all a bunch of loser garbage bitches but the universe keeps rewarding them for it anyway." A shrug.

          "So I thought to myself, 'Mal, you beautiful gorgeous perfect cunning creature, it's time you grab life by throat and strangle it into submission." One of those lovely plush pillows became the involuntary victim to her demonstration of said strangling, sending bits of fluff and feathers through the air.

          "That's why I need you to tell me future stuff. Nothing TOO important. Just simple stuff like what's the next best move for getting everything I'm owed. Also where's my soul mate? I expected my gorgeous perfect (but not as much as moi) partner to make an appearance by now. And is it one of the Backstreet Beagles? Because that would be my first guess. Or maybe a powerful prince who rules over his own kingdom with an iron fist? C'mon, you HAVE to give me a hint, it's time I be a forward-thinking modern woman and stop waiting for him to come to me!"

          • Gladstone Gander
            Gladstone Gander

            Malicia, if she hadn't been remembered (perish the thought) was surely making another stunning first impression. The hen (who had heard and anticipated the verbal knocking) as it turned out did remember a young Malicia, although the adjectives she would have used to describe the girl would have been vastly different.

            "A stunning impression? So I hear. I've heard quite a bit about the impressions you've left in your wake, but it is nice to see you again Malicia dear, and just in time-" Mambo, a brown hen with violet eyes and a wardrobe consisting nearly entirely of off the shoulder dresses, opened the swag curtain of her home... Which was a bright orange train car in the middle of a secret marketplace in an abandoned subway station, and held it aside for her very important visitor to enter. "-I was just about to polish my collection of diamond tiaras. Would you like to help?"

            The inside of the train car was not at all the inside of a train car but more of a plush seating area arranged with bright tapestries and magical knicknacks, there was a table with a crystal ball in the center of it, as well as a series of shelves lined with startled looking stuffed animals and toys that read "Time Out."

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            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander commented on the photo -waves flag-
              @agentGemini "My only curse, Zodiac Thriller,  is being so UNBELIEVABLY GOOD LOOKING that certain masked mischief makers can't help but doodle me in their notebooks sporting their merch surrounded by bubble letters and hearts. It's sad really....
              • Gladstone Gander
                Gladstone Gander posted to the wire

                @Negaduck @DuckAvenger "Get a room you two, or you'll make us all want to hurl."

                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander added the photo -waves flag- to the album Yours truly
                  • -waves flag-
                    • Agent Gemini
                      Agent Gemini

                      Ummmmm? Are you under some kinda curse? I can... uh... have someone else check you out to see what's wrong???? I'm assuming SOMETHING is wrong. I mean. I don't KNOW you but this behavior is strange for anyone????

                      • Negaduck
                        Negaduck

                        "Only strange he denied it for so long."

                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Gladstone Gander

                          @agentGemini "My only curse, Zodiac Thriller,  is being so UNBELIEVABLY GOOD LOOKING that certain masked mischief makers can't help but doodle me in their notebooks sporting their merch surrounded by bubble letters and hearts. It's sad really. Thoughts and prayers for old Red Van Winkle, hopefully he stops daydreaming about me soon. Although... who can blame him really."

                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Borne Under a Bad Sign
                          (OOC: AHahahahahaha...ahah. Ha. Sorry for the delay. If you guys want to ax this one because it's older than dirt lmk) Speaking of direct descendants... or descending deviants, Gladstone, for once in his life, had the presence of mind to be...
                          • Gladstone Gander
                            Gladstone Gander commented on the photo Donald Request
                            "Ah look Donnie it's a picture of you and all your multitude of friends." 
                            • Gladstone Gander
                              Gladstone Gander commented on the photo Scrooge Request
                              "Could be worse Sooth McDreamdictionary, that mirror could be broken." 
                              • Gladstone Gander
                                Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Artistic Augury (Open)
                                Well well. What a fortuitous ad to see after finding a crisp fifty smackers in a bag of crisps. And so the funds would be transferred and an email would be sent from an address that had far too many sevens in it. "Gladstone, Leo, let's see what the...
                                • Gladstone Gander
                                  Gladstone Gander commented on the blog RP: Spineless
                                  Was there time to protest? Well possibly, but Gladstone was too distracted trying to think of an appropriately scathing reply to get out more than a startled squeak before he was tackled to the ground.  Then it was more panicked...

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