Gladstone Gander

@Negaduck @Blackartsbeagle "KawaiiNegsan, are you really going to start telling people that my weakness is retro cut high-waisted hot topic bikinis on a... if you'll excuse me Giz please shut your ears off, on a body most closely resembling mayonnaise in a ziplock bag? You fiend. After you've been trying so hard to defeat me yourself with this brilliant tactic. You truly are pure evil. Kid, you could find better mentors in a bus stop lost and found."

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Age: 30
Species: Gander/Duck ... would that be a Doose? A Guck? Goose father + Duck Mother = ?
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: pansexual
Marital Status: Taken
With: Lilly Teal
Occupation: Occupation?! Like work? Hah! Not likely sweetie.
About

Luckiest goose alive, laziest, possibly most arrogant?  Top of a lot of lists,  including a “Do Not Admit” at most of the major casionos.  

 

No lucky charms required, Gladstone was born under a lucky sign and loudly reminds everyone in earshot.  This has earned him quite a bit of notoriety as being insufferable and really who likes to be around someone who wins ALL THE TIME?   It’s disheartening to say the least (just ask his cousin Donald). 

 

So if you want to chat with Gladstone,  step right up, try your luck,  if he’s feeling generous you might end up with a free car (he has plenty). 

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    • Harmonizer
      Harmonizer

      "You still awake?? Aww, Gladstone... I hope I didn't keep you up. Have a good night!" hug emoji.

      • Gladstone Gander
        Gladstone Gander

        "go punch some 4 me. all sounds gud. now let me sleep ya nut." heart emoji

        • Harmonizer
          Harmonizer

          It wasn't until an hour later when he'd get a reply again. If he was still around to see it.

          "I watched everything and am feeling better. Thank you so much. I am ready to go out and punch bad guys again. You're the best!"

          Smiley.

          "I must buy you a drink tomorrow. What would you like? Coffee? Tea? Chocolate? That weird blue drink with the floaty orange ice cream?"

          • Gladstone Gander
            Gladstone Gander

            A long pause for her in return. Then.

            "Those r the worst nightmares."

            Then began a flood of gifs. Puppies not quite understanding how their feet work. Kittens falling asleep in their milk bowls. Videos of people making race car noises over muted Nascar footage. A ten minute mockumenatry about a kid who plays in a kazoo gang with Sasquatch. A dancing kid with moves that jettison him into outer space. A clubremix of a children's show theme song with lots of air horns and flashing lights. And a video about a drag queen who pretends to be pieces of furniture.

            • Harmonizer
              Harmonizer

              There was a long pause, long enough to reasonably assume she was sleeping, then Harmonizer returned his text with laugh and sigh emojis.

              "I just woke from a nightmare. Where I lost my mom. I don't want to bother my other friends and you're funnier and more insensitive. Can you flood me with more funny gifs and videos?"

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              • Gladstone Gander
                Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                Stop? Yes okay stopping was good.  Gladstone folded his hands and stopped, well everything.  Breathing , blinking, moving, he was vaguely aware of his name being said but there wasn't anything he could do. He was stopped after all. ...
                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                  As they approached the table Gladstone's eyes were drawn to the entrance where a man in nylon wings and a wig was arguing with the doorman.  Apparently singing telegrams came in Tooth Fairy flavor these days- Lilly was drawn in close by a...
                  • Gladstone Gander
                    Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                    Gladstone had rested his chin in his hand watching the performance raptly.  After she was done he was midway through drawing a breath to plop some more completely biased praise on the table when the... request(?) hit him.  He blinked, his...
                    • Gladstone Gander
                      Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                      Gladstone found himself taking a seat at the table, not remembering the decision to do so, or even walking across the club to do so.  That was a heck of a smile.  One he returned. "I like think so." He informed the stranger brightly....
                      • Gladstone Gander
                        As Morgana loomed Tanya recoiled slightly her still trembling hand reaching up to shield her scarred eye socket instinctively. As the wind whipped the magnificent sorceress into a portrait of righteous glory the solitary red eye watched her, a look...
                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Now that was unexpected. Ariana had always been a blind spot for Tanya, she hadn’t expected any competent spellcasting from the fragile looking blonde. The animated dress intercepted the beam of light but the spell burned through the fabric...
                          • Gladstone Gander
                            Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                            The person who stood behind the bar, although he had no right to be there, also reminded you of song lyrics.  Probably some really loud, catchy pop song that got on your nerves after awhile. But charming in its own unique sort of eighty's...
                            • Gladstone Gander
                              "In  Flabio's (That's Yellow Darkwing in case you're confused kiddos) particular case I'm guessing fashion should be in quotation marks.  But it seemed the most suitable  choice for Quiverwin to do his thing. Any veggies not used...

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