Gladstone Gander

8/14 @11:59pm "Hey kiddos- if anyone needs me just uh... wait. I'm going AWOL for a solid twenty-four. For no particular reason. Just.. yeah okay. Later."

Gladstone procedes to lay in the middle of an empty room and stare at the ceiling in horror. Wondering if he'll even survive this horrific day.

(Goose season is open. Do your worst)


Age: 31
Species: Gander/Duck ... would that be a Doose? A Guck? Goose father + Duck Mother = ?
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: pansexual
Marital Status: Taken
With: Lilly Teal
Occupation: Occupation?! Like work? Hah! Not likely sweetie.

Luckiest goose alive, laziest, possibly most arrogant?  Top of a lot of lists,  including a “Do Not Admit” at most of the major casionos.  


No lucky charms required, Gladstone was born under a lucky sign and loudly reminds everyone in earshot.  This has earned him quite a bit of notoriety as being insufferable and really who likes to be around someone who wins ALL THE TIME?   It’s disheartening to say the least (just ask his cousin Donald). 


So if you want to chat with Gladstone,  step right up, try your luck,  if he’s feeling generous you might end up with a free car (he has plenty). 



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    • Gladstone Gander
      Gladstone Gander


      "Well you're not wrong. And honestly smarter than most of the costume element in these here parts to figure that out. So... then... that's a yes then to the community minded..." blink, pause, blink. Villain? Hero? Overarmed message boy? "..person? Do you do singing telegrams too?"

      • DarkwingPsycho

        Ariana walked slowly down the back steps of the dry cleaners carrying a small suitcase in her hand. She hadn't been to the Midnight Market since the Merlock ordeal, and it made her a little uneasy. Still, this was her best and only option, although she was loathe to bother Madame Mambo once again...

        Her feet took her to the familiar orange train car, all fixed up along with the constellation ceiling above, and she waited hesitantly outside of the curtain, biting her lower lip.

        • Duckpool

          "No, your too lucky to bother with, you luck would probably find a way to kill me."

          • Duckpool

            Oh, these old things? I bought them from...wait, no i think i stole these ones, but the wait, stole those too, I have trouble finding arms dealers with the good stuff that will sell to me so i usually just steal this stuff.

            • Duckpool

              "Hey, uh, heads up pal, might wanna lay off the Casinos for a while. The Gambling Cartel is talking about putting a hit worth a 17 digit number on you."


              • Gladstone Gander
                The distress in her face, in her voice, drained a bit of his exuberance. He was about to comfort her, remind her that the people who loved her would never give up on her, but her hands clapped suddenly over his eyes and he quite lost his train of...
                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander commented on the blog If You Give a Bird a Bicky...
                  The eruption of Mt. Momsuvius did get quite a bit of attention. The people inside the dorms suddenly wanted to be outside not wanting to miss the bonfire, but once it turned out to be a hot headed mother they all felt the urge to go back inside and...
                  • Gladstone Gander
                    Gladstone Gander posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                    "Hm." The hen hummed by way of confirmation. "What can I say? I'm the best." She shrugged lightly and waved her over to come sit back down. "Now-" She slapped her hand on the table and a thick book slammed down on the surface out of thin air. She...
                    • Gladstone Gander
                      Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Death Becomes Him
                      "Woah woah woah, I'm not okay with taking up the scythe and cloak look. Can't I just supervise?" That was a close brush with brutal responsibility. "I'm not eager to learn a vocation no matter how secure a future it has. Me plus work equals No...
                      • Gladstone Gander
                        Adorable? How dare he! Calling HER adora-oh well he probably meant Lilly. She was more cute than anything else she had to admit. Not a stunning beauty like herself naturally.  "Hmph." She replied the portrait of loquaciousness. "Well I suppose...
                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Gladstone Gander commented on the blog A Negaverse Welcome
                          Gladstone nodded lightly in response to the compliments to his lodgings. "Just got lucky and found someplace warm and dry." He offered modestly, pleased despite himself at how the boys reacted to the place, to Scrooge's smile. The children's...
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                            Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Borne Under a Bad Sign
                            A very well thought out and well scouted path. Heads up thinking Jacob! Surely nothing could go wrong.  Although three minutes later Gladstone was staggering out the front door covered in rainbow colored feathers, a bucket stuck on his head, a...
                            • Gladstone Gander
                              Closest friend? Well yes they certainly were very close right now.  And drunk? "Oh yes maybe I've had a teensy weensy bit to drink." she pinched her fingers together to illustrate this fact. "It just makes me so loopy you know?" She...


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