Gladstone Gander

"I love smokin' the fat thick ones."

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Age: 30
Species: Gander/Duck ... would that be a Doose? A Guck? Goose father + Duck Mother = ?
Gender: Male
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Occupation?! Like work? Hah! Not likely sweetie.
About

Luckiest goose alive, laziest, possibly most arrogant?  Top of a lot of lists,  including a “Do Not Admit” at most of the major casionos.  

 

No lucky charms required, Gladstone was born under a lucky sign and loudly reminds everyone in earshot.  This has earned him quite a bit of notoriety as being insufferable and really who likes to be around someone who wins ALL THE TIME?   It’s disheartening to say the least (just ask his cousin Donald). 

 

So if you want to chat with Gladstone,  step right up, try your luck,  if he’s feeling generous you might end up with a free car (he has plenty). 

Message board

    • Lilly Teal
      Lilly Teal

      Gladstone's phone would buzz with a very enthusiastic picture message, featuring Lilly in a very pretty figure-hugging golden dress with generous sleeves.

      "Look isn't it pretty?!" Heart heart.

      • Lilly Teal
        Lilly Teal

        "Oh my goodness. ... honey, please tell me you didn't say anything to his face."

        Followed swiftly by:

        "I showed it to Oz, he had to go lie down."

        • Harmonizer
          Harmonizer

          "You gotta work on your nicknames, my friend. But yes, and it's been so much fun! 10/10 would do again!"

          She sent gifs this time along with her reply, of a kitten in a lime green suit and a shamrock with the words "Happy St Patrick Day".

          "Haha. It looks like you!"

          • Harmonizer
            Harmonizer

            "Aww, so cute! Makes me wish I had a kitten. But I'm not the responsible type. Poor kitty would starve."

            • Harmonizer
              Harmonizer

              Several hours later, he would receive a text back.

              "Thanks... I nearly got shot, tied up over a pot of boiling acid, chased by dogs, run over by a tank and I think may have sprained my arm... but it is really cute. Got anymore gifs of that kitten?"

            Activity

              • Gladstone Gander
                Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Dungeons and Deities
                ‘We did that’.  Gladstone stared at her for a moment in confusion before he looked at the family as if seeing them for the first time. Slowly an uncertain smile bloomed across his face and as he looked back at her it brightened up...
                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Disorder in the Court
                  Gladstone’s face fell as he noticed the change in her expression. He tucked the book away and took her hands. “What’s wrong? Are you feeling sick? I-“ he shook his head lightly. “-I feel… okay?” It...
                  • Gladstone Gander
                    Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Disorder in the Court
                    There was a general sigh of dreamy relief from the collected soldiers before they attacked. In one giant swarm, they descended on Gladstone, their weapons glinting in the sun, grim determination their faces as they closed in on him from...
                    • Gladstone Gander
                      Gladstone Gander commented on the blog RP: Back in the Bad Books
                      Tanya crossed her arms as the parasol went limp in his hands. Probably... the first time that ever happened right? This usually gouges like no one's business baby I swear. "Maybe you're right." She growled right back. "Perhaps I should tighten that...
                      • Gladstone Gander
                        Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Dungeons and Deities
                        "We ARE a team!" Gil said proudly and snapped his fingers. Aura was now also dressed in an all black baby sized safari outfit. Complete with hat.  She gurgled in approval and kicked out stumpy little legs happily.  "Me next!" Arete...
                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Gladstone Gander commented on the blog If You Give a Bird a Bicky...
                          Yes. Yes. He supposed he could find a safe place to put his gift.  Like up on that book shelf there. Yes. Very safe looking spot. He dusted off his hands and put them on his hips.  The overall effect of a Hamburg Burglar not even the least...
                          • Gladstone Gander
                            Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Dungeons and Deities
                             "Yes! Yes! I will keep her safest! The safest of the safe Princesses!" She jumped up and down excitedly. "I want to bring Huggie mommy! And I want to pet Princess Lilly's fluffy Nice Uncle Matthew's fuzzy face!" She grabbed a hold of her...
                            • Gladstone Gander
                              Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Disorder in the Court
                              The guards stared at her.  One pulled on another's arm and as if linked to a hive mind they all huddled up together. An animated mumbled conversation started.  There were a lot of glances that were sent her way that were hard and...

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