Gladstone Gander

@DuckAvenger @barkybarkwoof "Wow Donnie I had no idea you felt this strongly. Not that I can blame you, I mean I'd be my biggest fan too. Let me know when the next meeting of my fanclub is, maybe I'll make a guest appearance. Stellar reporting as usual Ms. Sterling. Keep up the good work."

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Age: 31
Species: Gander/Duck ... would that be a Doose? A Guck? Goose father + Duck Mother = ?
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: pansexual
Marital Status: Taken
With: Lilly Teal
Occupation: Occupation?! Like work? Hah! Not likely sweetie.
About

Luckiest goose alive, laziest, possibly most arrogant?  Top of a lot of lists,  including a “Do Not Admit” at most of the major casionos.  

 

No lucky charms required, Gladstone was born under a lucky sign and loudly reminds everyone in earshot.  This has earned him quite a bit of notoriety as being insufferable and really who likes to be around someone who wins ALL THE TIME?   It’s disheartening to say the least (just ask his cousin Donald). 

 

So if you want to chat with Gladstone,  step right up, try your luck,  if he’s feeling generous you might end up with a free car (he has plenty). 

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    • Queen Malicia of St. Canard
      Queen Malicia of St. Canard

      @Mambo

      "Tiara polishing?! That sounds... well, actually I have something else to discuss first and foremost. But we'll get to the shinies soon enough." Wow gosh, actual priorities? This had to be serious.

      "As you probably know, because you're an all-knowing oracle and whatnot, my cousins are all a bunch of loser garbage bitches but the universe keeps rewarding them for it anyway." A shrug.

      "So I thought to myself, 'Mal, you beautiful gorgeous perfect cunning creature, it's time you grab life by throat and strangle it into submission." One of those lovely plush pillows became the involuntary victim to her demonstration of said strangling, sending bits of fluff and feathers through the air.

      "That's why I need you to tell me future stuff. Nothing TOO important. Just simple stuff like what's the next best move for getting everything I'm owed. Also where's my soul mate? I expected my gorgeous perfect (but not as much as moi) partner to make an appearance by now. And is it one of the Backstreet Beagles? Because that would be my first guess. Or maybe a powerful prince who rules over his own kingdom with an iron fist? C'mon, you HAVE to give me a hint, it's time I be a forward-thinking modern woman and stop waiting for him to come to me!"

      • Gladstone Gander
        Gladstone Gander

        Malicia, if she hadn't been remembered (perish the thought) was surely making another stunning first impression. The hen (who had heard and anticipated the verbal knocking) as it turned out did remember a young Malicia, although the adjectives she would have used to describe the girl would have been vastly different.

        "A stunning impression? So I hear. I've heard quite a bit about the impressions you've left in your wake, but it is nice to see you again Malicia dear, and just in time-" Mambo, a brown hen with violet eyes and a wardrobe consisting nearly entirely of off the shoulder dresses, opened the swag curtain of her home... Which was a bright orange train car in the middle of a secret marketplace in an abandoned subway station, and held it aside for her very important visitor to enter. "-I was just about to polish my collection of diamond tiaras. Would you like to help?"

        The inside of the train car was not at all the inside of a train car but more of a plush seating area arranged with bright tapestries and magical knicknacks, there was a table with a crystal ball in the center of it, as well as a series of shelves lined with startled looking stuffed animals and toys that read "Time Out."

        • Queen Malicia of St. Canard
          Queen Malicia of St. Canard

          "KNOCK KNOCK" She said aloud instead of actually knocking, because that would make actual sense.

          "Yoo-hoo, Mambo! Are you there? It's moi, by which I mean THE Malicia Macawber. No doubt you remember me from that one visit you made to Eldritch Academy many a year ago. Not TOO many years ago mind you, for I am but a young and nubile creature. But I'm impossible to forget, I always know how to leave a stunning impression!"

          • Harmonizer
            Harmonizer

            "How would you like to be a father?"

            Out of nowhere, probably while he was in the middle of an adventure, a familiar chill gripped him, and a hollow, deep voice echoed in his head. Then the voice paused.

            "Sorry. I forgot you do not like to commit. Forget I said anything. Goodbye."

            The cold, as well as the shadow at the corner of his eye, vanished. Carry on!

            • Gladstone Gander
              Gladstone Gander

              @duckpool

              "Well you're not wrong. And honestly smarter than most of the costume element in these here parts to figure that out. So... then... that's a yes then to the community minded..." blink, pause, blink. Villain? Hero? Overarmed message boy? "..person? Do you do singing telegrams too?"

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              • Gladstone Gander
                Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Death Becomes Him
                How could anyone sleep after you'd been put to bed and tucked in like a sleepy eyed toddler by Death himself in the cabin that time forgot??? ...Well firstly it helped if you fluffed up the pillows, and secondly you needed to be someone who was...
                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander commented on the blog If You Give a Bird a Bicky...
                  Party fouls abound.  Things were not looking grand for Barty. Not only because Libby's liberated libations soaked the brim of his hat and it had sunk down to cover his eyes... but also because there seemed to be a witch scolding him although...
                  • Gladstone Gander
                    Gladstone Gander posted to the wire

                    @DuckAvenger @barkybarkwoof "Wow Donnie I had no idea you felt this strongly. Not that I can blame you, I mean I'd be my biggest fan too. Let me know when the next meeting of my fanclub is, maybe I'll make a guest appearance. Stellar reporting as... more

                    • Gladstone Gander
                      Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Death Becomes Him
                      "Uh... well some girls like brainy types." Gladstone offered kindly pondering his newly professed intelligence. "Your mortal form is uh-"...think think think with this far more intelligent brain. "...cute. And I'm sure much easier to process than...
                      • Gladstone Gander
                        Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Fae you'll be there
                        Don't stare at the gold, don't stare at the gold, don't stare at the-   "Party?" He perked up at one of his favorite words, completely oblivious to any sizing up for crock pots going on. "Oh! YOU'RE going to the party too! Oh that's... that's...
                        • Gladstone Gander
                          Gladstone Gander commented on the blog Ding Dong Death
                          "Used you for what-" But then the whole thing fell apart. You're not supposed to tell people the whole dang story Death. Especially when it ended in Donald laughing. Gladstone did what any reasonable adult would do and folded his arms across his...
                          • Gladstone Gander
                            Gladstone Gander posted on Gladstone Gander's message board
                            Malicia, if she hadn't been remembered (perish the thought) was surely making another stunning first impression. The hen (who had heard and anticipated the verbal knocking) as it turned out did remember a young Malicia, although the adjectives she...
                            • Gladstone Gander
                              Gladstone Gander posted on DarkwingPsycho's message board
                              The hen leaned forward and patted the crying girl's head gently. "Did he now? Did he tell you he never loved you? Or is that the nasty voice in your head telling you that? Because sometimes that's a very loud sound to hear over. Especially when...

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