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Negaduck's Biggest Stan

With: Negahunk (in my DREAMS)
Occupation: I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

 

My name is Gladstone Gander but it really should be Gladstone PANDER because I am constantly pandering to my own repressed desires to be as cool and hunky as Negaduck so I've finally taken over as President of his massive, uncontrollable fanclub. Everyone come to my place we're going to have an annual celebration in honour of this dramatic realisation, the only important thing that happens at this time of year, where we'll sacrifice some fruit puppets and maybe meander through explosions drunkenly who knows.

    • Agent Gemini
      Agent Gemini

      Ummmmm? Are you under some kinda curse? I can... uh... have someone else check you out to see what's wrong???? I'm assuming SOMETHING is wrong. I mean. I don't KNOW you but this behavior is strange for anyone????

      • Negaduck
        Negaduck

        "Only strange he denied it for so long."

        • Gladstone Gander
          Gladstone Gander

          @agentGemini "My only curse, Zodiac Thriller,  is being so UNBELIEVABLY GOOD LOOKING that certain masked mischief makers can't help but doodle me in their notebooks sporting their merch surrounded by bubble letters and hearts. It's sad really. Thoughts and prayers for old Red Van Winkle, hopefully he stops daydreaming about me soon. Although... who can blame him really."