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    • Stegmutt
      Stegmutt

      Hi do you know Stegmutt

      • Negaduck
        Negaduck

        "Well, personally-" Leaning forward, as if to share a deep secret. "I was going to suck up all the grease in St Canard into my Negavat and use it to deep fry this city to a golden crunch."

        Over her shoulder, a monstrous machine was indeed hoovering all the hot fat out of the diner into its endlessly expanding storage pouch, which was at that point about the size of a small office block.

        Getting busy, not only with small talk.

        Before he could thank her for playing along with his distraction, a whirl of sirens.

        "Hey, who tipped off the fuzz?!"

        The fuzz had them surrounded in seconds. You don't mess with the donut and related dishes in the district and live to brag about it.

        With a snarl, Negaduck slid straight into defensive mode, seizing Angel and slapping what appeared to be a cincher of C4 around her waist.

        "Come one foot closer and I'll blow the babe into bits of angel dust!"

        A tentative ceasefire established, he dragged her into the establishment itself. Made for a more comfortable wait when the snipers couldn't easily see you.

        [[Blog time!]]

        • Angel McDrake
          Angel McDrake

          "It's Angel. Angel McDrake. And yes, I do like to have fun. I'm just not sure your idea of fun and mine are the same. Your reputation does preceed you, you know" (gives him a knowing smile that says "Oh yes, I know what a troublemaker you are") "What did you have in mind?"

          • Negaduck
            Negaduck

            "And why would I care about that? All I'm here for is a little fun. Do you like to have fun, Miss...?"

            Vague hand wave indicated that was a prompt for her name. They didn't all come as famous as him, after all.

            • Angel McDrake
              Angel McDrake

              "Flatterer (smiles). You know I'm on the side of good, right?"

              • Negaduck
                Negaduck

                "A slice of heaven like you, work? Why, that's criminal. A knight in shining armour should've carried you off to a luxury penthouse by now."

                • Angel McDrake
                  Angel McDrake

                  Besides the fact that I work in St. Canard, Negsy?

                  • Negaduck
                    Negaduck

                    "Hey sweet thing, what brings you to this neighbourhood?"