Artistic Augury (Open)

A post appears on various social media platforms, including a few magic society based ones:

 

HAHA so FUNNY STORY- I was working on a precognitive potion and GRANTED it kinda looks and bubbles like Coo-Coo Cola and I did pour it in one of their holiday collector glass bottles BUT my sister drank THE WHOLE THING thinking it was soda when like a serving is a teaspoon. TEASPOON.

 

LUCKILY.. ha.. It didn't kill her because she's durable but like she can't talk and she keeps drawing weird stuff on the walls so I was like HEY since she just drank FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS retail value OF PRECOG POTION maybe I can recoup some if this money by having her do precog art commissions! FIFTY BUCKS A POP and get a drawing that vaguely tells the future. WHAT A DEAL.

 

GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN. Cuz once her body digests that potion in 24 to 44 hours she won't be precogging anymore. And probably have a BAD hangover. Use her buybuddy e-mail for giving payments- serendipitybydesign@hawkmail.com

 

PLEASE give your first name and zodiac sign.

 

NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES!

 

((Reply as a character to get a badly done sketch from me. lol. Pretend to send that money over of course or face a witch's wrath.))

    • Duck Avenger
      Duck Avenger

      "Oboy, oboy! Donald Duck, Gemini! Are you okay with pennies, nickels, or Comanche wampum?"

      • Agent Gemini
        Agent Gemini

        An e-mail returns to Donald:

        Hey I'll take any form of MONEY as long as its MONEY. It all spends the same. Pennies, Nickles, DIMES, whatever works.

        Here you go! We do not guarantee any time frame this may happen and are not responsible for any changes to the time stream that might make this inaccurate. We can accept five monthly payments of eleven bucks a month! Thanks!

        http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108135/donald-request

        Good Luck with being a Gemini tho, ur gonna need it. Ha.

         

        • Richest Duck in the World
          Richest Duck in the World

          Snort. “Fifty dollars, for a drunken doodle that might not even be worth anything? Although... What if there is something to this hocus pocus hogwash? Or... Curse me kilts! I can’t risk Glomgold getting a fortune foretold in his future! I must...gulp... Invest...” 

          Scrooge sent an email inquiring about paying in person with gold dust and change he’d dug out of the sofa, his bathtub drain, and from various vending machines along the way. Too bad he didn’t have Gladstone’s luck. Knowing Gladstone, the gander would find cash laying on the street and not have to pay a penny from his own pockets. 

          • Drake Mallard
            Drake Mallard

            $50 for art? What a deal!

            An email was sent with a long description that spanned for several pages of his physical self and his personality based on his zodiac sign plus scans of several photos. There would be $50 waiting for her.

            If only Darkwing knew what he was getting into. But that ego sometimes demanded to be satisfied. 


            • Agent Gemini
              Agent Gemini

              Scrooge receives an e-mail:

               

              She mulled over this one awhile. Weird. 

              Good thing gold value is in extreme flux right now. I'll wait till it goes up closer to heart day before I cash in that dust. Hehe.

               

              http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108160/scrooge-request

              • Agent Gemini
                Agent Gemini

                Darkwing receives and email:

                 

                This is actually the least worrisome of what she's been cranking out. Mebbe. I guess it depends how you see it. GUESSTIMATES ON WHAT IT MEANS NOT INCLUDED. 

                 

                http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108167/darkwing-request

                • Gladstone Gander
                  Gladstone Gander

                  Well well. What a fortuitous ad to see after finding a crisp fifty smackers in a bag of crisps. And so the funds would be transferred and an email would be sent from an address that had far too many sevens in it.

                  "Gladstone, Leo, let's see what the future holds! Not that I'm worried at all, should I send along a green crayon for her to color in all that cash she's sure to see?"

                  • Agent Gemini
                    Agent Gemini

                    And e-mail to Gladstone:

                    Nice E-mail addie. She did green like you asked for. :)

                     

                    http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108181/gladstone-request

                    • James Wolfe
                      James Wolfe

                      A throwaway email was sent to Faustina with the 50 dollars receipt. The email itself was very short and brief. 

                      James, Capricorn. 

                      • Agent Gemini
                        Agent Gemini

                        James receives and e-mail:

                         

                        No offense but it kinda follows that wolf trope. :/ Not me, I'm just the messenger. 

                         

                        http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108214/james-request

                        • Crimson Cowl
                          Crimson Cowl

                          Um, miss Gemini is it? I'd like to purchase one!

                          CC puts a fifty dollar receipt and the words Henry, Leo in with the email

                          • Sans the Skeleduck
                            Sans the Skeleduck

                            "OOH, DO ME, DO ME!! BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOUR EMAIL DOESN'T ACCEPT PAYMENTS. I KEEP PUSHING THE COINS INTO THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING HAPPENED! SO I TELEPORTED THEM RIGHT TO YOUR DOORSTEP, HOPE THAT'S OKAY! I'M SO EXCITED! AND BY THE WAY, SAY HI TO GEMINI FOR ME!" 

                            Sure enough, right outside the doorstep was a bag of coins. But it wasn't American coins. They were SOLID GOLD MONSTER CURRENCY COINS. ALL FIFTY OF THEM. 

                            • Agent Gemini
                              Agent Gemini

                              Crimson receives an e-mail:

                               

                              Not Gemini. But Gemma is the one that drank the potion and been doing these lovely sketches. She first drew you getting ate by something but I told her to tone it down so she drew this instead:

                              http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108297/crimson-request

                              • Agent Gemini
                                Agent Gemini

                                Papyrus receives an e-mail:

                                 

                                OH BOY.

                                 

                                It physically pains me to be honest about the payment you made but I'll be good and let you know fifty gold coins is wayyy over payment. One is good. Or two. Two's great. :) :) I'll have Gemma explain economy money stuff to you when she's better. >_>;;;;;

                                 

                                I told Gemma you said hi and she said hi back but hasn't spoken again since, but good sign she was able to at least say a word again. And then proceeded to drink down a whole gallon of milk. Fffffff.

                                 

                                Say hi to Sans for meeee~

                                 

                                Oh and here's the picture:

                                http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108302/papyrus-request

                                • Sans the Skeleduck
                                  Sans the Skeleduck

                                  The first email was just a long "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S PERFECT THANK YOU!" 

                                  Then after he calmed down, a second one was sent. 

                                  "SANS SAYS HI BACK!!!" 

                                  "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU SAID YOU NEEDED FIFTY BUCKS! TWO GOLD COSUNS WON'T BE ENOUGH FOR YOU! IT'S OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME A DISCOUNT!" 

                                  "ALSO MILK IS VERY GOOD FOR YOUR BONES! BUY SOME MORE!!" 

                                  • DarkwingPsycho
                                    DarkwingPsycho

                                    An email appears in the inbox.

                                    Dear Sir or Madam,

                                    I hope I am doing this email thing right, and I hope this is the right address.  I saw your magazine ad and wondered if you might be willing to look into my future.  I never was very good at divination in school.

                                    My name is Ariana and my sign is the centaur archer...Sagittarius.

                                    Thank you for any help, and please do let me know if there was any problem in receiving the money through BuyBuddy.

                                    Sincerely,

                                    Ariana McCawber

                                    • Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles
                                      Feliciana Carioca-Pistoles

                                      You got mail!

                                       

                                      This looks super interesting! Can you draw out my future? I'm a Leo! Oh, and I'm Feliciana-Carioca Pistoles by the way!

                                       

                                      • Agent Gemini
                                        Agent Gemini

                                        An E-mail @ Papyrus

                                         

                                        Yeaaaaaaah. I'll have Gemma explain the value of gold . But I'm still keeping two. No take backs.

                                         

                                        Hey if you want to do me a huggggge favor. When Gemma gets out of her precog trance I'm sure she's going to be starving. But then she'll probably go all emo and says she's not hungry. If you could make her fav Americanized abomination of Italian noodles I'm sure she'll eat it. It's  cavatappi noodles with butter but then melt like shaved cheddar cheese on it. She's not gonna be able to say no.

                                         

                                        THANKS~

                                        • Agent Gemini
                                          Agent Gemini

                                          E-mail @ Ariana:

                                          Thank you! I got your payment fine! 

                                          Yeah, divination is a beast. I failed my first class in it by predicting the professor's divorce. BUT I WAS RIGHT.  Heh.

                                          My sis without a precog potion is pretty good at guessing stuff by mapping out leylines and previous historical paranormal activity and pretty much does more nerd stuff than mystic stuff to get a prediction. BUT THIS is different. It's like she's drank fifty energy drinks and we've probably lost the deposit on the apartment with what she has carved into the walls. Ha!

                                          Anywayssss here you go:

                                          http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108454/ariana-request

                                          • Agent Gemini
                                            Agent Gemini

                                            E-mail for Feliciana:

                                            Here ya go!  I normally don't comment on the drawings but ah, don't mess with fae I guess? My sister can't use her real name because she did so.... wheeee 

                                            http://negaverse.net/duckverse/photos/image/108452/feliciana-request  

                                             

                                            • DarkwingPsycho
                                              DarkwingPsycho

                                              Reply to Faustina:

                                              Hello!

                                              Thank you so much for the fortune...  Curious - all those flowers!  I do hope that comes true, although I wonder what I'd need the quiver and bow for...

                                              I hope your sister recovers well!

                                              Sincerely,

                                              Ariana