Warble: Infinity Warps

A wormhole opens just outside of St. Canard. A hog in an iconic red and blue costume steps out, followed shortly by an armored mouse.

"This is it. Duckpool's ion trail goes cold right here." The mouse scanned the city. "Scout ahead Porker, I'll get the others. Wade's not going home without a fight."

Without another word Spiderham thwips of towards the city.

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(Expect a lot of Marvel-animal heroes in this, ok?)

    • Agent Gemini
      Agent Gemini

      Gemini let out an irritated groan as high pitch alarm woke her up. She didn't know what time it was, only that she was off work today. She lazily reached out to turn off her alarm clock only to find out that wasn't what was making the noise.

       

      She suddenly bolted upright when she realized it was one of her ‘early warning’ devices that was actually beeping. Gemini scrambled out of bed, heading over to a device that looked like a 1960’s television. On top of the television it was fitted to a modern black switchboard with flashing lights. The screen lit up with a pixelated map of St. Canard. A flashing red light was barely on the corner of the  screen.

       

      “Not really in the city… that's still too close for comfort,” Gemini muttered to herself. She picked up her phone and placed it up against the TV screen. In an instant the phone showed directions to the location the alarm came from.

       

      Gemini then quite quickly got into her black tactical gear. She put on a grey powdery substance across her eyes that she knew would obscure her identity. She went out to her car and got in, then heading out to where the directions on the phone sent her.

       

      As she drove she swore she saw something cross over a street light. She glanced at her rear view mirror and didn't  see anything. For now she was still going to head towards the portal signal.

      • Duckpool
        Duckpool

        The thing that passed over the street light continued on.

        "This place isn't too bad. Could use some better lighting though. I Feel like i'm in Noir's universe."

        Spiderham sounds supicouslly like John Mulaney.

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        Gemini's car may pass a stand marked "DUCKPOOL'S PANCAKE-ICHANGA'S."

        The titular Merc with a bill is flipping pancakes, while his accomplice Bob the Eggman (?) Is frying after wrapping them around ground sausage.

        "I love the smell of 2850 pancakes in the morning...smells like victory"

        • DarkwingPsycho
          DarkwingPsycho

           "Thanks, pal," Jacob said as he took a plate of food.  Sure, the assistant may be an Eggman, but there didn't seem to be any FOWL play going on here.  What was the harm?  These pancake-ichangas were amazing.  "How's business?"

          • Agent Gemini
            Agent Gemini

            Gemini kept on target to go where the portal had opened. She did catch a glimpse of the unusual food stand but didn't think much of it. The determined duck had to investigate the source of what may be a threat first.

            • Duckpool
              Duckpool

              "Can't complain. Definitely beats my old job." Bob shrugs as he fries up another Pancake-ichanga.

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              Another portal opens in the original spot as a bearded duck steps out. The duck is wearing a strange amulet and a red cape over a blue suit

              • DarkwingPsycho
                DarkwingPsycho

                "Good, good," Jacob said jovially, finding a nearby bench to enjoy his breakfast.  "Say, what gave you the idea for these, anyway?  I could invest in this, you know.  Make this into a worldwide chain."

                • Agent Gemini
                  Agent Gemini

                  Gemini picked up the portal via a scanning display in her car. When she saw the portal and the caped duck in the distance she parked her car and then stealthy approached. Her plan was to observe the stranger before making her presence known.

                  • Duckpool
                    Duckpool

                    (OCC: Sorry i took so long to reply to this)

                    The ducks cape tugs toward the direction Gemini is in.

                    "Yes I know she's there, I'm waiting for her to introduce herself"

                    The Duck's amulet opens, revealing a green gem...

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                    "Let me ask my..."

                    Bob turns around rights as Duckpool is ripped from his spot by some webbing.

                    "boss...Crud. I, uh, I gotta go!"

                    Bob hightails it out of there

                    "BOB! GET BACK HERE YOU CLUCKING TRAITOR!!!"

                    (OCC: Apologies, got carried away)

                    • DarkwingPsycho
                      DarkwingPsycho

                      ((OOC: Maybe...hold back on the language a bit?  We generally don't do a lot of that here.  Unless you mark the blog mature.))

                      Jacob blinked as Duckpool was suddenly yanked into oblivion.  He trailed where he assumed the angle had taken him.  "Hey!" he shouted to the figure the webbing belonged to.  "Stop right there!"

                      • Agent Gemini
                        Agent Gemini

                        Gemini sighed. She had a feeling this guy was going to be irritating whether or not he was a villain.

                         

                        “Hey there,” she slipped out of the shadows, “Sooooo… see ya making some nice portals there. But I'm gonna have to ask you to make them further away from the city. Actually safest  thing to do is pop them up outside Duckburg and then travel to here. I know its a pain but I rather you not wake up what's sleeping beneath the city.”

                        • Duckpool
                          Duckpool

                          "I'm very well versed in whats under this city, I just so happen to be the sorcerer supreme of my dimension, I believe I can handle moving a few people into your world."

                          ----

                          Spiderham is standing over a partially cocoon Duckpool.

                          "Stand back this man is a criminal!"

                          Duckpool is gagged but clearly trying to speak

                          • DarkwingPsycho
                            DarkwingPsycho

                            Jacob raised a brow.  "Yeah, these pancake-ichangas are a steal.  Just who do you think you are?  And what's your beef with the chef?"

                            • Agent Gemini
                              Agent Gemini

                              “Yeah, no,” was Gemini's first instinctive reply.

                               

                              She realized the moment it came out of her mouth it sounded rude  She quickly had a more diplomatic tone, laying it on pretty thick,  “I mean no offence and believe your statement of being a sorcerer supreme. I though, being from another dimension myself, can state I know more about what is sleeping under the city. I've fought it in several different universes. I'm sure you understand as a person in your honored position of power, that it is impossible to be an expert in everything. A good leader will defer to experts in their field for their feedback on particular situations. As a expert on this Elder God we must come to an understanding that it's really not safe to portal near this city. In conclusion can we just back this up a little further before you accidently crassh this city like a cryptocurrency? It would be greatly be appreciated in the humbling presence in a powerful magic user as yourself.”

                               

                              How she was able to breath without pausing saying all that was a miracle within itself.

                              • Duckpool
                                Duckpool

                                "The name is Spider-Ham, and this man is wanted for m-"

                                "HE'S A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR!"

                                Duckpool has managed to get his mouth free

                                Ironic since we're the unstable one lying

                                Quiet you.

                                "HE FOLLOWED ME FROM MY DIMENSIONS, HE'S ONE OF MY ARCHVILLIANS!"

                                Spiderham does not look happy about this.

                                "Yeah, that's a lie, he's wanted for murder"

                                ----

                                "I'm afraid your concerns, while admittedly well-placed, are irrellevant, since me and my allies are searching for an escape convict wanted for first degree murder, whom is virtually unkilliable and mentally unstable."

                                The portal becomes slightly better defined and you can almost see whats looks like a toony-er New York.

                                "You have never fought anything like this duck. Trust me, he is far worse then whats under this city. He successfully killed every single being in the universe in two alternate timelines."

                                 

                                • DarkwingPsycho
                                  DarkwingPsycho

                                  Jacob looked from Spider-Ham to Duckpool and back.  He slowly unholstered his pistol and aimed it at the webbed piggy.  "Look, bring him down here and we can discuss this rationally.  Otherwise you leave me no choice."  He flapped open his suit jacket to reveal his badge.

                                  • Agent Gemini
                                    Agent Gemini

                                    Gemini took in the information. Her eyes narrowed a moment in thought as she analyzed what details she was given, “You don't know what I've faced to tell me what is worse. But lucky for you, I'm virtually unkillable and mentally stable. I will help you catch this target if you please make your portals further back asap. ”

                                    • Duckpool
                                      Duckpool

                                      Spiderham quickly thwips a new web over the older ducks hand. Meanwhile duckpool has successfully rolled off the roof, using this as a distraction.

                                      ----

                                      The ducktor goes silent for amoment before a patriotically dressed cat hops out.

                                      "Fine. I'll move this to minimal safe distance. show captain rogers to your fine city would you?"

                                      • DarkwingPsycho
                                        DarkwingPsycho

                                        "What the devil?" Jacob questioned at the webbing, then he tried to yank it toward him, hoping to bring Spider-Ham with it.

                                        • Agent Gemini
                                          Agent Gemini

                                          “Great. Thank you for understanding the issue,” Gemini replied to the magician. She then directed her attention to the new person, “My car isn't far from here if you needed a ride deeper into the city. Do you have any way of tracking the target?"